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The ladies breathe a sigh of relief, however short lived, after the verdicts were read in the Derek Chauvin trial. Then it’s on to the antics of “Florida Couple” & a very black display on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Kristin is summer ready with babydoll dresses and Andrea is refereeing cat fights. Why should You not watch Them?! Listen in now to find out that & so much more!

Ooohwee, the world continues to go to hell in a hand basket, see MN & VA, but the girls are back to remind us that #blacklivesmatter, still. They say Rest In Peace to Prince Phillip and DMX: Earl Simmons, while saying “eew gross” to Nick Canon, jus’ nasty. Yup, that’s all in one episode while Andrea helps her cat embrace a new kitten and Kristin has VACAY plans for real tho! Can you break down the etymology of “zaddy?” Well tune in NOW to see what the ladies think!

The ladies return with a message of solidarity & a call to #StopAsianHate. Meanwhile in NY, the governor is stuck in the 50s, scotch on the rocks, anyone? They’ve got mad side eye for Kirk Franklin, the Grammys’ producers, & The Real World’s Becky! Andrea is cozying up with Stephen King, while Kristin is visiting ancestral land & baking up vegan goodness. Who are they rootin’ for on Oscars night!? If you can’t answer that, then you must tune in NOW.

The girls have a huge clean up job in front of them, but they make quick work of mopping up all the tea spilled by Cousin Meghan, Harry, & HRH Queen Oprah. From leftover colonial racism to The Institute and British tabloids plus how Tyler Perry came thru in the clutch, the ladies manage to cover it all. Then it’s on to Zamunda for a whole other royal family, all hail King Eddie! Kristin has true crime reccs and Andrea’s flexing her vaccine on folks. It’s a very special royal episode, so tune in NOW!

The girls are back from a quick break and ready to imagine death defying airline experiences and sadly visualize the half million COVID-19 death toll. They say “NO, Rafael!” to Senator Cancun and get the full 411 on MAFS, with special fan-guest: Dena! Kristin has a weekend of failed attempts, while Andrea is living it up and spa-ing away. How glad are they that they don’t live in Texas and equally excited for The Oprah on March 7th? Tune in now to find out!

The girls are in the house & rooting Liz Cheney on, but not while singing or chanting indoors. They are both perplexed by Tessica Brown’s sticky predicament & wondering what the MAFS experts were smokin’ when they let Chris Williams through. Andrea is the friend you wished you had, while it turns out Kristin is a Paris Vegan. Otherwise, nothing to see here, but tune in NOW anyway!

Guuuyssss, it’s EPISODE ONE HUNDRED!!! The girls start off with all their dietary restrictions and then go in against all the stupid people outchere on these streets. Then it’s on to side goodbyes at Popeye’s & Wendy Williams’ sad, sad tale. Andrea’s puttin’ on eye makeup and Kristin time travels thru iPhone history to the present, welcome! What now-former NFL player are the ladies keeping an eye on and which classic rap star are they surprised dated WW? Tune in NOW to find out!

Care to happy dance with the ladies?! From the historical Madam VP to the inspiring Amanda Gorman the girls are as giddy as Dr. Fauci. The post-inauguration glow also gave them chuckles over Bernie memes & mittens. Andrea has got book reccs, while Kristin is baking a cake a month & clubhouse-ing. Don’t miss the latest This Is Us review (hey, Lisa, heeey!) And... What old school department store had all the 90s talent? Tune in NOW to find out!

Oh my, the girls just want some “precendented” in their lives! Welcome to 2021, friends, where we prove that there’s nothing magical that happens between 12/31 and 1/1. The ladies both still love Trader Joe’s, but they have A LOT to say about white rioters & their insurrection plans. Andrea retells The Lie and Kristin is glad she dodged that bullet. Tune in now to hear for yourself!

It’s their last podcast of 2020, so the ladies leave the party with who brung them, COVID & Trump. Then it’s on to other 2020 favs like the latest verzuz and “WTH Vanessa’s mom?!?” Andrea is inoculated & Kristin is voting GA BLUE. What’s clubhouse and how do you join? Well tune in NOW to find out.