Here's the second installment of The Phantom Menace and our gals don't pull their punches in this one! Megan shamelessly compares JK Rowling to George Lucas. Brie ships Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson. And Sista talks about the dubiousness of relationships in the Star Wars verse. Buckle up as the team finishes talking about the first installment of the prequels--it will be a bumpy ride! Alternative episode titles include: "George Came in--Blasters a Blazin'," "George's Midlife Crisis," "Phantom Menace: The Fashion Collection," "Jedi's Vape Out," "Accidental Incest is NOT a Cool Reveal," "John Williams Saves the Day," "Star Wars-Sex Toy Line," "Dear C3P0, Kthxbyeeee," "Nine Year Old Sociopaths," "Yoda Side Eye," and "The DARE Program for Jedis: Just Say No to Your Feelings."

The team once again dives into the Star Wars verse with the prequel trilogy (insert puke emoji here). Although the prequels were a bit rough, the squad has a ball talking about intergalactic trade federations and Queen Amidala’s epic wardrobe collection. So buckle in as we get into The Phantom Menace! Sista is mad about that character development (or lack thereof). Megan gets hung up on the apparently immaculately conceived Anakin. And Brie fixates on Qui Gon’s stone cold decision to draw the line at helping women. Alternative episode titles include: “Bi-sected Dudes,” “We Miss Marcia,” “ Painfully Long Pod Racing,” “Fandom Off the Rails,” “Be a Cardboard Box,” “Midichlorian Bullsh*t,” “Firefly Gummy Guy,” and “Draw the Line at Helping Women.”

Welcome back to the second installment of our first ever, certified fresh Brie Pick, Hedwig and the Angry Inch! Join the team again as they delve into this witty and wild rock opera with Hedwig, our transwoman protagonist as she strives for stardom in the midst of her fuck boi ex's tour. In this episode, Brie is lovin' on Rosie O'Donnell and Martha freakin' Stewart's collages. Sista is making Mean Girl comparisons. And Megan is ranting about the "other half"/soulmate trope because she apparently hates love. Alternate episode titles include: "ALL THE PUNS," "Hed-Heads," "FULL DIVA MODE," "Power Makes a Comeback," "Jesus & Hitler=Same Guy?" "Hitchcock Callbacks," "No Goddamn Cross Dissolves!" "Hedwig is Vadar."

Time for our first Brie Pick! Certified fresh, join the team as Sista and Megan are the rookies when it comes to Hedwig and the Angry Inch! This cult classic rock opera kept the team on their toes talking about the trans community, Plato's Symposium, and all the bouffant hair stylings of the late 80's/early 90's. Megan gets into the possible diagnoses of Hedwig's personality disorders. Sista tackles the unpacking of Hedwig's glittery layers. And Brie is convinced Hedwig is a Slytherin Princess, just like team mascot, Teagan Woo. Sit back and enjoy as our Scooby Gang rocks out with Hedwig! Alternative episode titles include: "Cute White Boys Rise Through The Ranks," "Tear Down the Wall! Tear Down the Binary!" "F*ck You Luther!" "Damn Girl, Reclaim Your Power!" "Tommy the Asshat," "F*ck Boi Dilemma," "Brie's Matching Butterfly Top!" "Paid in Kind with Pieces of the Berlin Wall," "Brie's All About the Reveals."

For the final installment of the OG Star Wars Trilogy, the team is again joined by local Star Wars guru, Sarah Valentino! We again dive into the team's thoughts on Return of the Jedi. Sarah better explains the mechanisms of the force. Sista loves the Vadar redemption arc that reminds her of Draco Malfoy. Brie wants the emperor to look out for those non-existent railings like Mario Kart's Rainbow Road. And Megan can't get over Williams junior's Toto-esque Ewok Song! Alternative episode titles include: Orbiting Endor, Throne Swivels, Emperor, Look Out for Those Rainbow Road Guardrails, The Power-Pet Situation, The Origin of the Force Ghost, Star Wars Porn, and Toto/Ewok Mash Up.

In this episode, the team is joined by resident Star Wars expert, Sarah Valentino on Return of the Jedi! This is the last installment of the original three Star Wars films and buckle your seat belts for some awesome final reveals. Brie is HORRIFIED when her throuple of dreams becomes incenstuous. Sarah schools all of us on the Star Wars verse. Sista talks about having to creatively adapt from one movie to three. And Megan gets hung up on that damn metal bikini. Alternative episode titles included: Incestuous couples, Only Female in the Galaxy, Misguided Pixie, Teen Boy Fantasy, Banter Queen, Swiss Army R2, Yoda Validation, Bullshit Mentors, and Emperor Drag Queen.

The team finishes up Empire Strikes Back as we jump back in with episode 4. Brie FINALLY experiences the biggest cinematic reveal (and then immediately doubts its validity), and fixates on Boba Fett's braid. Sista begrudgingly confirms that yes, THIS IS THE REVEAL. Come on! Megan isn't convinced you should say, "I love you," even if you are being carbon froze. She has feelings, but is stoically Ravenclawing the situation, as always. Quotes from the episode include: "Pragmatic Vadar." "Lando is the inventor of Bitcoin!" and "This is a mother f*cking trap!"

Welcome back to our next dive into the original Star Wars trilogy--Empire Strikes Back! Join Sista, Megan, and Brie on another epic space adventure as we follow Han, Luke and Leia (the whole Scooby gang) on their trek through space. Megan discusses the emotional implications of the force (what a Ravenclaw buzzkill), Brie is convinced Han/Luke/Leia are the throuple of dreams, and Sista teaches a college course on taming the fuck boi. Quotes from the episode include: "Welcome Jehovah Witnesses." "Vadar, the Power Peen." and "Luke is just gonna Eat, Pray, Love his way through this."

Buckle up for the second installment of Wait, You Haven't Seen That?! as we continue our conversation about Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope! Join Sista, Megan, and Brie as they explore the music of John Williams, Storm Trooper tropes, and Vadar's impressive emotive cape work. Quotes from our reaction video this episode include: "John Williams is a Ravenclaw." "White dudes in space!" "Emotive cape work." "All the eye f*cking."

Welcome to Wait, You Haven't Seen That?! the podcast! Join our three intrepid hosts: Sista Luna, Megan Wykhuis, and Brie Kole as they journey through uncharted territory of films at least one of the crew hasn't seen. In this first episode, we begin the exhilarating journey through the original Star Wars trilogy. That's right! It's trilogy time y'all! And Brie has NEVER seen them. Buckle up for poppin' movie cherries, endless HP references, and comical social commentary. Fun reaction video quotes include: "That was a cute jacket though." "Are Jawas Never-Nudes?" "Look! A little roomba!" "Vader Ball!"