Wait You're Mad?

Wait You're Mad?

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Wait You're Mad? episodes

  • Chain of (Restaurant) Command

    This week, we're serving up hot takes on national chain restaurants. We brought in fellow menu snob, Adam Klein, to help us crown the best of the bunch. From S-Tier standouts to last-resort letdowns, we’re ranking everything from cheddar bay biscuits to bloomin' onions and beyond. Grab your napkins — it’s about to get saucy. 🍤🥖🍸

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Ask Ash: True Crime, Psychopaths and Red Flags

    This week, we’re talking all things forensic psychology with Dr. Ash, a licensed clinical psychologist who works with individuals in the criminal justice system.  We unpack society’s obsession with true crime, what narcissism and psychopathy actually mean, and why therapy on TV makes real psychologists cringe. From red flags in relationships to the myths that drive her mad, Ash gives us a raw, fascinating look behind the curtain—with just the right dose of humor and side-eye.

    Trigger Warning: This episode contains discussions of mental illness, true crime, and criminal behavior that may be sensitive for some listeners. Listener discretion is advised. 

    Books Mentioned:
    Without Conscience - Dr. Robert Hare
    The Psychopath Whisperer - Kent Kiehl


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    1 hr
  • Guilty, But Not Sorry

    This week on Wait, You’re Mad?, we’re owning up to our guilty pleasures — the cringe shows we can’t stop watching, the snacks we keep rebuying, and the oddly specific internet rabbit holes we fall into at 2 a.m. From the Titanic theme song to luxury candles, nothing’s off limits. But is it really guilty if it brings you joy? Let’s unpack the shame, the satisfaction, and maybe retire the term altogether.

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    55 min
  • Marmite, Mulch, and Middle Parts

    This week, we're back with one of our favorite segments: W.Y.M. — Wish, Yes, Magic. We're talking about what we're calling in, saying yes to, and the little moments that made us stop and feel something.

    Lexie is in attempting to become a golf girlie and fully committed to romanticizing the tiniest parts of her day. Madi is leaning hard into her old lady gardening phase, complete with Better Homes & Gardens advice.

    We also unpack: the emotional toll of socializing as an adult, turning on the A/C vs. soaking in that sweet window breeze, a chaotic core memory from our high school golf days (spoiler: we were definitely personality hires), and why @CondimentClaire might be influencing our entire fridge situation.

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    38 min
  • We Didn't Learn Much, But We Lived: 2000s Field Trips

    Field trips: the ultimate classroom escape. This week, we're diving into the chaos, nostalgia, and unspoken rules of those magical (and sometimes tragic) school day adventures. From permission slip drama to elite overnight zoo trips, soggy PB&Js to bus seat politics, we’re covering it all. Plus, what we really learned from field trips.


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    59 min
  • The Art of the Millennial Sleepover

    This week, we’re throwing it back to the golden era of sleepovers — when all you needed was a living room floor, a Blockbuster rental, and enough sugar to stay up 'til sunrise. We’re swapping stories about questionable sleeping setups, prank calls via *67, ghost stories that ruined lives, and the iconic games that made (or broke) a night — like Truth or Dare and the ancient ritual of Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board. Plus, we’re revealing the songs that soundtracked our legendary homemade dance routines. 

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    55 min
  • Feuds > Films, Perogies > Everything

    This week, we’re asking the big questions: Blake Lively or Justin Baldoni — and wait, what was the name of the movie again? Does Katy Perry know that Proto Zoa did it first? And why aren’t massages considered a basic human right? Plus, the eternal struggle of gas stations and oil changes, and the tin fish algorithm has officially claimed us, thanks to Madi. It’s chaotic, it’s cozy, and it’s exactly the kind of spiral you’ll want to join.

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    52 min
  • Spring Break: From Barcelona to Arizona

    We’re back from spring break and catching up on everything from Barcelona to Arizona. Lexie hiked a mountain (and almost sh*# her pants), Madi went full tapas and hostel mode in Spain, and we both finally finished White Lotus. We’re talking travel highs, lows, food obsessions, and yes—a quick nod to the chaotic energy of early 2000s MTV Spring Break. PCB BABY!

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    52 min
  • Spring Cleaning: Decluttering Our Spaces and Our Spirits

    Spring is here, and it’s time to shake off the winter blues! But are you naturally neat, or do you thrive in organized chaos? This week, we’re diving into spring cleaning—inside and out.

    🧹 Physical Spring Cleaning – Decluttering, organizing, and the random junk we irrationally keep (why do we all have a drawer full of mystery cords?) Plus, the most satisfying things to clean, our worst cleaning habits, and some game-changing ADHD-friendly cleaning hacks.

    🧠 Spring Cleaning for the Mind – Digital detoxing, clearing out bad vibes, and why it might be time for a little “friendship spring cleaning.”

    🥗 Spring Cleaning for the Body – Refreshing routines, resetting eating habits, and moving our bodies after months of winter hibernation.

    PLUS: A fun “Would You Rather: Cleaning Edition” that will absolutely call us out.

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    1 hr
  • March Madness: Fast Food Face-Off

    March is here, and we’re bringing the madness—fast food style. Forget sports, forget politics—THIS is the real bracket that matters. We’re putting 32 fast food and fast casual chains head-to-head in a no-holds-barred battle to crown the ultimate champion. Will a burger giant reign supreme? Will a cult-favorite chicken joint steal the title? Or will we start a war over Taco Bell’s dominance?

    🔥 What to Expect:
    🍟 Heated debates over taste, value, nostalgia, and more
    🍕 Controversial eliminations (don’t @ us… actually, do)
    🍗 Guest judges & tiebreakers to settle the toughest matchups
    🏆 The ultimate fast food GOAT revealed!

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    1 hr 4 min

About Wait You're Mad?

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Wait, You’re Mad? is a cozy, funny, and unapologetically real podcast hosted by Madi and Lexie- two 30-somethings with strong opinions, soft hearts, and  and finding humor in the chaos. …