Waiting 4 Wrath

In This Week’s Show, episode 229, we get our dogs stoned so they can ride angry whales into battle with time traveling Iraqi dinosaurs!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Ori (or-I), the god-like jerks who founded Origin, haven’t struck us down yet, we are trying their patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that a blue whale is so large that if it were to be laid on a basketball court the game would be canceled.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

No reviews, No Jenn

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Framboise Du Nord - August Schell Brewery, New Ulm, MN

From: Jaded Zappa

BA Link: http://bit.ly/2Yd9pHP

BA Rating: 4.09

Style: Berliner Weisse

ABV: 3.7%

* Aaron: 9

* Shea: 10

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Kinda fuck all… No new patrons will check for reviews… and Jenn isn’t here.

Also, there be show winds a’blowing … and I don’t mean Steve. No real teasers yet, but a question. If you could tell us to cover a topic, any topic at all regardless of subject, timeliness, or truthiness, what would it be?

WyoAIDS tickets!

We’ll have a few tickets to give away so leave us a 30 second to 1 min voicemail at 513-760-0463 about why WyoAIDS is great and you’re in! Also, we’ll love you for it.

Headlines

Whale, fuck!

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Not quite the story of Jonah and the whale but at least this is true. South African dive tour operator Rainer Schimpf was nearly swallowed by a whale after he was mistakenly swept into its jaws during a sardine feeding frenzy last month. First, I want to take a second to admire Rainer’s last name… Schimpf… sounds like shrimp, maybe he has it coming. The 51-year-old was snorkeling near Port Elizabeth Harbour, on the eastern coast of South Africa, when a series of photos captured him being sucked headfirst into a Bryde’s whale’s mouth. These are moderately sized whales apparently but are still 45 feet long.

“There was no time for fear or any emotion,” he told The Telegraph. “I knew instantly what had happened. I knew that a whale had come and taken me and I instinctively held my breath, assuming that it would dive down again and spit me out somewhere in the depths of the Indian Ocean.”

Little Schimpfy was lucky, Bryde’s whales are known to dive for up to 15 minutes and up to 1000 feet deep, after being swallowed the whale released his jaws allowing him to escape. A passing photographer witnessed the scene from a nearby boat and immediately began snapping away, capturing everything but Schimpf’s legs vanishing inside the whale.

“Whales are no man-eaters,” witness Claudia Weber-Gebert told Barcroft Animals in an interview. “This was no attack. It was no fault of the whale. They are really sensitive, they are gentle giants, and it was just an accident.”

Or so you think Claudia… that's how it all starts.

“It was an interesting experience for me but surely nothing I’d like to do again,” he told Barcroft Animals. “I don’t think I had a whale of a time, but I now have the inside knowledge of a whale which nobody else has.”

It Ain't Easy Be’n No Cheesy

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As I’ve mentioned several times in the past, my daughter is a vegan or was anyway. As it turns out, it’s not an easy life choice to maintain. She, like many others, have moved away from veganism to vegetarianism. Her reasoning is pretty pure for a teenager. She was missing pizza and a having a wide variety of ice cream flavors,

In This Week’s Show, episode 228, it’s time to bone up on our Irish folklore and see if we can drive all the tube-snakes out of Colorado’s new favorite beer.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while whatever struck Jenn down hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying its patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that many medical scientists are on the autism spectrum, therefore autism causes vaccines.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

She’s dead Jim...must be the Irish potato famine!

Jim’s Good Gay News

When Irish Prime Minister Leo Varadkar and his partner Matthew Barrett (yes, they’re gay!) were in Washington this week on a diplomatic visit to the US, they had breakfast at Vice President Mike Pence’s residence in honor of St Patrick’s Day. Varadkar threw some shade at Pence by saying “I stand here as the leader of my country. Flawed and human, but judged by my political actions, not by my sexual orientation, my skin tone, gender, or religious beliefs.” He added, “We are, after all, all God’s children.” Karen “Mother” Pence was out of the country, but don’t worry. Pence’s sister Anne was there to make sure Pence didn’t accidentally sleep with the gays either because apparently, zealots can’t control their sexual urges when eating without a chaperone present. http://bit.ly/2YeNgJe

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Lucky Bucket Brewing Co.- Tropic Wonder (Mango and habanero)

Donated by Brenden

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2u6olcP

* BA Rating: 3.41/5

* Style: American Blonde Ale

* ABV: 4.00

* Aaron: Oh feck meh! (7)

* Jim: No fucking way (4)

* Shea: 10

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patrons - Dylan and Swytchie (switchie)

Also, it’s St. Paddy’s Day! We’re drinking green beer and Guinness… which is also a beer I guess, but solidly ungreenable.

Also, Jim’s here with a special announcement for Drag Queen Bingo! They’re doing VIP tables this year and because we’re fancy bitches, we’re getting one… but they’re 10-tops and we don’t have that many +1’s, so we’re giving away a handful of tickets!

If you’re 100% sure you can make it to Laramie Wyoming’s Hilton Garden Inn Ballroom on April 27th, call in at 513-760-0463 and leave us your best 30 seconds to 1-minute plug for Wyoming AIDS Assistance! We’ll give the best X entrants free tickets, beer, and use your promos on our show and any others to raise money! Super win-win!

Headlines Hotshots

90 Minute Quicky!

C-net and a few other places are reporting on the newest trend from GoPro… or someone who wishes. they were GoPro.

I suppose, looking to create the ultimate selfie-stick, UK company Julz has created the “cock cam” a cock-ring complete with a dangling 1080P, night vision enabled, camera that for the low price of $160 will: capture your climax” in the grossest possible way…

The company makes no qualms about the fact that it’s a cock-camera-ring say “yes, it’s a cock-camera ring.” To demo the technology they got a dildo stuck to a base jumper’s head and had him jump off a clip. Because that’s kinda like how sex works. I’m sure to put your worries to ease when I say that the camera is standards compliant, recording H,264 in MP4 at 1080P for up to 90 minutes… because the good folks at Julz have high expectations of you. "When filming for long periods of time the camera runs warm," Julz cautions. "The product is safe to use. If the Cock Cam becomes uncomfortable please stop using and contact our team." Which is a great way of saying “batteries heat up and we’d really like you to not blow your dick off.

In This Week’s Show, episode 227, I’m back so we’re gonna talk about lots of sex and weird stuff.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Brighid (the Irish hearth goddess) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that gay sex is literally twice as manly as straight sex.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

The Great Whiskey Fire of Dublin killed 13 people in 1875. No one actually died as a result of smoke inhalation or burns. They all died of alcohol poisoning by drinking the whiskey flowing through the streets.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Schwartzbier: a collaboration of Deschutes & Bell’s brewery

From RW

BA Link: http://bit.ly/2tUITFa

BA Rating: 4.04/5

Style: Dark Lager

ABV: 6%

Aaron: 6

Jenn: 7

Shea: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

4MB’s Sunday, Bloody Sunday! So join us for a GREEN BEER!

RW’s prezzies!

Headlines!

There really is an App for everything…

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There are a lot of gaps. Thigh gaps. Wage gaps. And where our ven-App and lady-gap overlap… the orgasm gap! Canada’s National Film Board started to do some research into the orgasm-gap and found a 2014 study that showed that when having sex with a new partner, roughly 85% of men got their cookies, but only 62% of women were so lucky. That number grew a mear 13% when studying lesbians.

Apparently realizing the low cinematographic quality of bored, underwhelmed ladies, the Film board began development of a mobile phone game. “It might be because the clitoris is not sort of well-known,” said Maude Fraser of the o-gap, “so what we’re saying to close that orgasm gap is [the game] Clit-me.” When launched the game begins with a video introducing the player to the anatomy of the clitoris - represented in the game as a cartoon octopus-like avatar based on 2015’s first-ever 3D model of the clit. “We learned a lot of stuff because the clitoris doesn’t actually look like what we think it looks like,” said Fraser, noting that players begin by customizing their avatar because “every clitoris is unique.”

Players use their fingers to make “tactile movements” on the screen aiming to score points by “satisfying” your clit-o-puss. If you have the phalangeal-dexterity to make it to level 5, you’ll be faced with the most terrifying beast cryptozoology hasn’t found, the female orgasm. “We want to bring awareness to that body part,” Fraser said. “Embrace your clitoris and learn about it and care about it.” So if you want your own Tamacoochi visit https://nfb.ca/clitme 

There’s Also An App For Porn

No, this isn’t another headline where I’m gonna tell you about PornHub. It’s a headline about keeping the Queen from watching you watch PornHub.

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Private Internet Access: https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/pages/buy-vpn/w4w

Yes, it’s an affiliate link but we use this service and wouldn’t suggest it if it sucked. It’s pretty simple to use, cheap, and fast. I’m not necessarily suggesting putting all your traffic through it, but you could.

~ Aaron

Since 2015 we’ve been … reporting … on the UK’s efforts to impose legal restrictions on accessing internet porn. And in a 2017 bill, the UK has done-kinda, just-ish, that-mostly. The 2017 Digital Economy Act includes a set of strict new rules that among other things require one to obtain a porn-pass from a local newsstand who can card ...

In This Week’s Show, episode 226, Aaron only contributes this sesquipedalian introduction for Shea, so enjoy the schadenfreude of Steve’s floccinaucinihilipilification…

* Sesqui-pedalian (ses-kwi-pi-dey-lee-uh n) - characterized by the use of long words,

* Floccinaucinihilipilification (flok-suh-naw-suh-nahy-hil-ul-pil-uh-fi-key-shun n)- act or habit of estimating something as worthless… (mainly encountered as one of the longest words in English)

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Ceres (series)(the Roman counterpart of Demeter) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned you can't buy hot pockets, you can only buy cold pockets.you have to supply the heat yourself! Don't believe the lies.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know the first temple of Ceres at Rome was vowed by the dictator A. Postumius Albinus, in 496 BCE, for the purpose of averting a famine with which Rome was threatened during a war with the Latins? No word if JK Rowling sued him for naming rights.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

First of all, let's clear something up.

The band in the Cantina is called the Modal Nodes. But we're not VH1, so I'll just say they're fantastic Jizz players from Birth, who I assume, would also be pretty pissed at Chick-fil-a.

~A

Attila the Hen - Against The Grain Brewery & Smokehouse

Donated By: Jaded Zappa

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2T3j4BM

* BA Rating: 3.99/5

* Style: Rye Beer

* ABV: 12.7%

* Jenn: 3

* Shea: 1

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patron Gerhard Roux

YAAAY NEW ITUNES REVIEW!!

I don’€™t even drink beer!

by RexTuesday on

RATING: ★★★★★

Despite a huge section of this show being devoted to beer reviews, I love every minute of it because of every members sense of humor and the wonderful dynamic between the hilarious hosts. Jenn’€™s still the best but I love all y’€™all!

Nice email from Robert Ray of the Original Motto project all the way from Antarctica! Glad you know have WiFi and it was great to hear from you.

Voicemail from Amanda!

Sorry, patrons, due to some scheduling difficulties we’re gonna be a little late with 4 More Beers, but I’ve brought a doctor’s note.

Headlines Hotshots

Moo Love

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Cows need love too. Launched last month, a new tool is helping farmers find love for their flock. The new app, called Tudder, directs you to a page on the SellMyLivestock website where they can browse more pictures and data about the animals before deciding whether to buy.

“Matching livestock online is even easier than it is to match humans because there’s a huge amount of data that sits behind these wonderful animals that predicts what their offspring will be,” said Doug Bairner, CEO of Hectare Agritech which runs SellMyLivestock.

Much like Tinder, the app shows a picture of the livestock, sorry clients, and farmers can use their phones to swipe right for yes and left for no. Provided is even valuable information on matters like milk yield and protein content, or calving potential, much more thorough than its human equivalent.

A cattle farmer and Tudder user James Bridger said it eases transport stress for animals and may rival traditional markets.

“You’ve got all this data of its background and everything which if you’re at a market you might not have had the time to go through for every single random animal,

In This Week’s Show, episode 225 we join a cult to snap some Gingers but don’t worry, they don’t have souls or feelings like real people…

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Urika, Terry Pratchett’s Goddess of Snow, Saunas and Theatrical Performances for Fewer than 120 People hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that Adulthood was invented in 1410 by Peter J Adult when he realized that his whole body hurt but he still had to be alive for a while.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

She is dead… I think. All I know is it’s not our fault. Could be measles…?

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Snow Beast Winter Ale - Kinkaider Brewing Co.

Donated By: Brendon

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2BbVoQC

* BA Rating: 3.99/5

* Style: Winter Warmer

* ABV: 6.1%

* Aaron: 4

* Shea: 2

* Steve: 2

Amy- Double Dunk- Prairie Artisan Ale - 2

* http://bit.ly/2TbabWT

William - Winter Storm ESB - Heavy Seas Beer - 6

* http://bit.ly/2T7St6L

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Joined by the Ginger Snaps, Amy & William

The Drunk Dial receiving sms messages has gone well, thanks for not making us regret that. Also, yes, there can be only one and I’m pretty sure Jesus is no Highlander.

Also we got some txt messages from offended cow lover Craig Defarmer

Also-also, as a reminder, we’ve seen a number of folks sign up for patreon and their cards either have never been charged or have been declining recently. We’re not sure if this is part of Patreon’s new Patron Relationship tool or whatever, but it’s probably a good time to check your cards, donation levels, etc.

Also, Lorraine, your stuff is edited and on the way, I’m sorry I suck.

Headlines Hotshots

Aaron's Dream Come True

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New hope for the French fencing federation. In a bid to appeal to younger generations the FFF has recognized lightsaber dueling as an official sport. In the past movies like Zorro and Robin hood have increased interest in the sport of fencing, hoping to keep this trend going and increase interest in the sport, star wars lightsaber battles are now sanctioned in France.

The new sport of lightsaber dueling has additional rules designed to improve its aesthetic appeal. For example, the point of the lightsaber needs to reach behind each fighter before they attempt a hit. The intention is to make fights consist of large sweeping motions rather than the quick stabs of the blade you see in other forms of fencing. Much like fencing points are awarded depending on where the blade makes contact (hitting the head or body gets you five points, arms or legs gets you three, and hands gets you just one), and the first person to 15 points wins. If the match isn’t over after three minutes, then the person with the highest score automatically wins.

And because magnetically-contained plasma swords are still out of our reach combatants to use an illuminated “blade” made of polycarbonate and fight in a darkened arena.

“With young people today, it’s a real public health issue,” Serge Aubailly, the federation’s secretary general, told the Associated Press. “It’s becoming difficult to [persuade them to] do a sport that has no connection with getting out of the sofa and playing with one’s thumbs. That is why we are trying to create a bond between our discipline and modern technologies, so participating in a sport feels natural.”

The International Fencing Federation,

In This Week’s Show, Episode 224, we jack a bunch of ice water to cool our apparently ultra-manly, uncontrollable, lust-beer. It’s sour.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Cardea, The Roman Goddess Of Door Hinges hasn't struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if you have a friend, coworker, or acquaintance who is acting strange, you need to reach out. Ask if they are really Scott Bakula, trying to change history for the better.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

After Cardea was forced to sleep with the god Janus, Janus declared, “In return for our dalliance, be thine the control of hinges.” Then he gave her a magical hawthorn branch that repelled evil and declared that people must eat beans and pork in her honor every June 1. Women love pork and beans!

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Matame Ahorita - Anchorage Brewing Company

Donated By: Jaded Zappa

BA Link: http://bit.ly/2BaxTHM

* BA Rating: 4.0

* Style: American Wild Ale

* ABV: 6.5%

* Aaron: 8

* Shea: 10

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

As you’ve likely noticed by now, the great and lovely Jenn isn’t with us today. She decided that Mr. Jenn was her priority so… shit. Oh well. We know where we place and it’s fine. Really. It's FINE!

Round Table Discussion

Follow up-You may remember our mentions of David and Collet Stephan who allowed their son to die of meningitis after “treating” him with naturopathic horseshit. They were convicted of the child’s death, but the conviction was overturned on a technicality and now they’re scheduled to be heard by the Canadian Supreme Court. The good news is that they are buried in debt from the previous trials and asked the government to provide them with 4 million dollars (Canadian, of course, so like $3.50 real-money) for the supreme court case. The judge said no and gave them nothing. So, fuck them, fuck their continuous conspiracy theories, and fuck their stupid anti-science beliefs.

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VM from Mr. Biblepants!

Headlines

Teens sneak out for shots http://bit.ly/2BMce95

In a strange turn of events teens across the globe are sneaking out and taking shots against their parents' wishes. These aren't the alcoholic shots we took as kids these are the shots our parents made us get before we got polio or measles. One Ohio teen, Ethan Lindenberger, celebrated his 18th birthday by getting inoculated for MMR, chickenpox, polio, influenza, HPV, tetanus, hepatitis A and hepatitis B. 8 shots was way more than I could handle when I turned 18. Like many anti-vaxxer parents, Lindenberger's family believes immunizations can be harmful to children and even cause brain damage. However, Lindenberger started questioning his parents' decision after conducting his own research.

“I was very vocal about vaccines, and I expressed a lot of problems with her logic for a couple of years now.” He first began questioning his mom's views after seeing her ripped apart by intelligent people on Facebook. Ethan decided to take control of his health after a friend reminded him that he could finally, legally, get the vaccines now that he was 18. In a millennial move that is becoming increasingly warranted Ethan turned to the internet for help. In a post on Reddit r/nostupidquestions, he posted “My parents are kind of stupid and don’t believe in vaccinations. Now that I’m 18, where do I go to get vaccinated? Can I get vaccinated at my age?”

The post went viral with a mix of positive and negative feedback but finally propelled Ethan to take the shots. After telling his parents his father was supportive and told Ethan it was up to him now that he was an adult but mom ...

In This Week’s Show, episode 223, we celebrate singles day by talking about love, happiness, and how none of those things are for you.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Vulcan, the Roman god of fire, the forge and pon farr, hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if you die during an orgasm, you're coming and going at the same time.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that the oldest known written valentine still in existence today was a poem written in 1415 by Charles, Duke of Orleans, to his wife while he was imprisoned in the Tower of London?

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Trigo by Founders Brewing Company

Donated By: RW

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2BavbSP

* BA Rating: 3.89/5

* Style: American Lager

* ABV: 6.3%

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 7

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Voicemail

Jessie from Jersey!

Guesting!

Jenn was on Everyone’s Agnostic today!

It will be airing March 31st so look out for that!

Steve and Aaron were on Beyond The Trailer Park on Monday, it was a live show but the recording is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYPKfo-Hlyw Enjoy!

Happy Valentine’s Day patrons, happy discount candy day everyone else!

Headlines Hotshots

German Single’s Day

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No, the story isn’t about some anti-Valentinian nonsense, I saved that for the Patrons. Though, this story may be of note to them…

It turns out that you can jack-off to death.

A new study of German sex and death, because Germany is a fun place, found that masturbation kills about 100 Germans a year. Also, the study was kinda specific, so we’re gonna make fun of weird sex stuff, but remember, it’s not ok to kink-shame… unless by the end of the night someone finds a body, then… you know… what the fuck!

The study revealed that one man died wearing pantyhose… ok… a raincoat, getting weirder, and a diving suit, as well as a plastic bag over his head… while sitting next to a heater trying to melt cheese slices on himself… with porn. So yeah, all you cheddar-scuba-coat-bag-ophiles need to take extra precautions.

Also of note, the lethal side effects of using Christmas lights as nipple-electro-clamps… That’ll cause all kinds of cardiac-arrhythmia, so just don’t.

About 80% of the deaths were due to strangle-jacking it. Apparently passing out just after you’re done is the trick… ‘cause… I guess if you passed out first you’re just awkwardly strangling yourself and if you don’t pass out you… umm…

Apparently, 1 or 2 in every 1 million Germans will die of their dildos or other “props.” Which is why you want to have a professional set designer do your lighting, I mean really…

If you’re wondering about demographics… you’re stupid… but also almost certainly correct in your initial assumption that of course, victims are usually men, since women were “more cautious and don't incorporate so many intricacies.” So there ya have it, I know it’s sexy-time holiday and all, but please keep in mind that Rube Goldberging your dick off can be fatal.

Shea - Canada hates women and Non-Patreons! So check out http://patreon.com/w4w for this story, right now!

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In a strange twist, Saudi Arabia has brought up strange allegations involving Canada's treatment of women. It highlighted the disappearance of 1,000 indigenous women over the last hundred years and failed to mention how their women still fight for ...

In This Week’s Show, episode 222, something something Superbowl, something fuck you maroon 5, something something Tom Brady sucks.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Mimir (the Aesir of wisdom for the Norse) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that the W in Islam stands for women's rights. And Aaron learned that Bud Light doesn’t have corn syrup in their shitty rice beer.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that many of the Norse supernatural gang became too dependent and/or informed on Mimir’s wise advice for Odin’s liking? To combat this issue the Allfather had him beheaded, smeared it with preservation herbs, gave it the ability to speak and kept Mimir’s secrets and council all to himself.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Half Pipe Sour Pale Ale by Tallgrass Brewing Co.

Donated By: Steve E for Shea

* UT Link: http://bit.ly/2Bej1Iv

* UnTapped Rating: 3.57

* Style: Sour Pale Ale

* ABV: 5%

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 3

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New Patrons! Jason and Paige.

Voicemail: Follow up from Amanda - we’re glad everything more or less worked out!

Voicemail from Travis

Headlines Hotshots

HL1 - Measles Headline from 221

Disease of the stupid

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Finally, to round out my good news headlines with more dumbassery. Washington state officials declared a public health emergency due to an outbreak of measles in an anti-vax hot spot. Clark County, which is just across the Columbia River from Portland, OR, has now recorded 31 confirmed cases of the easily preventable disease. Shockingly, at least 20 of those infected were not vaccinated. This area has an estimated 7% of students with exemptions from compulsory vaccinations due to personal or religious reasons.

This is a topic that I continually rail about since it is based on nothing but willful ignorance and stupid beliefs (see my earlier story). As recently as the year 2000, measles was declared eliminated in the U.S. after there was no continuous transmission of it for over a year. Now, fuck wits are bringing it back and risking the lives of people who cannot be vaccinated due to actual medical issues.

As bad as it is in Oregon and Washington, they’re not alone. New York is also dealing with at least 182 cases with the outbreak almost exclusively among the ultra-Orthodox Jewish community. Last year, there were 349 cases across 26 states which is the highest number since 2000. There have been 667 cases since 2014.

Measles is so nasty, that 90% of people who are not immune who just are near an infected person will become infected. This is no joke. It’s nasty, it’s virulent, and most importantly, easily prevented. Don’t be a dipshit. Vaccinate.

 

HL2 - It’s Story Time Kids!

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James “Doc” according to … probably himself… Greene was arrested this week at the Houston Library. James is banned from the Library for filming kids, being an asshole, and oh yeah, carrying a gun into the Library. He has a conceal-carry of course, but it’s a no go at the Library, especially during a children’s even like Drag Queen Story Time.

Greene flashed a badge in an attempt to claim that he’s a member of the media - because that’s now media-stuff works. “We have a bunch of homosexuals that are molesting children,” he says. “They are doing it with your help.”

When we refused to GTFO, the cops arrested him and,

In This Week’s Show, episode 221, Dunning wipes up the Schmit’s with Islam rolled papers and Kruger’s dog shits in Japan’s headphones.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Attar (the Arabian god of war and antelopes) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his

patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that after all this time the Titanic's pools are still filled.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that pronghorns are neither antelopes nor deer? It is the sole surviving member of an ancient family dating back 20 million years. The pronghorn is the only animal in the world with branched horns (not antlers) and the only animal in the world to shed its horns, as if they were antlers.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Beer - Pineapple Mana from Maui Brewing Co.

Donated by: Steve-E

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2BLXHcC

* BA Rating: 3.54

* Style: American Pale Wheat Ale

* ABV: 5.5

* Aaron: 6

* Jenn: 4

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patron fatgirlballet!

Thanks to Dave for getting the Hemingway trout recipe to us. It involves bacon, but sadly no whiskey or shotguns.

* Fresh cleaned trout (I cut the heads off, I hate to have my food stare back at me)

* Season with salt and pepper inside and out

* Roll the outside in cornmeal

* Wrap the seasoned and cornmealled trout with 2 or 3 strips (rashers if you are Canadian)

* Fry in a bit of bacon fat until the bacon is cooked.

* Thin strips of bacon works best if you like your bacon more crispy than chewy.

* If you try it please let me know what you think.

Also, Dave has been to Gillette Wy., and yes, Gillette is where dreams go to die.

Headlines

Shocking new info-NOT!

“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wise people so full of doubts.” - Bertrand Russell

The Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias where people believe that they are smarter and more capable than they actually are, meaning that some low skill people lack the ability to recognize their own incompetence leading them to overestimate their own capabilities. This often leads to what I call, “talking out of your ass.”

The reason I’m going on about this is a recent study in the journal Nature which found that extreme opponents of genetically modified food know the least about genetic engineering, but think they know the most. The lead author of the study, Phil Fernbach, said, “Extreme views often stem from people feeling they understand complex topics better than they do.” Fernbach said that the results, while “perverse,” are “consistent with previous research on the psychology of extremism.”

In the study, they asked participants how much they oppose genetic modification of food, and over 90% of the people had some level of opposition. They were then asked to rate their knowledge of genetic modification via a short test of true-false questions, the results of which led the study’s authors to say, “As extremity of opposition to GM foods increased, objective knowledge of science and genetics decreased, but self-assessed knowledge increased. They went on to say: Those with the strongest anti-consensus views are the most in need of education, but also the least likely to be receptive to learning; overconfidence about one’s knowledge is associated with decreased openness to new information.” His team’s findings held across education levels, and for people on both sides of the political aisle.

In This Week’s Show, episode 220, we robo-dial Jim Baker to ask about serving Prayer-see, Sage, Rosemary, & Thyme slop at the next showing of Hamilton.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Sheela Na Gigs the Irish "old hag of the breasts" hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week i learned that gender is just a scam invented by the bathroom companies in the 60’s to sell more bathrooms.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know Sheela Na Gigs is depicted as a woman with an exposed and exaggerated vulva? Popular myths claim she was a lustful pagan goddess who threw herself at men by showing them her `lady parts,’ which most refused, but for the few who threw her a bone, she would transform into a beautiful young woman and make them kings.

Also, you could park a car in there…

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Donated by: RW

Beer - Jubelale from Deschutes

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2QSBN1P

* BA Rating: 3.9/5

* Style: Winter Ale

* ABV: 6.7

* Aaron: 5

* Shea: 3

* Steve: 2

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patron Ryan (Gosling mmmm…~Jenn)

iTunes review from plantainechip in Belgium from December 23. I can’t access it.

Title: Love this podcast

From: platainechip

Country: Belgium

Definitely one of my favorites. Whenever these guys upload an episode my day is made. I love that w4w is funny as hell but can be serious when they need to be. No matter what episode you choose to listen too I guarantee you will have a great time.

We also got a review from some guy named Tom and his buddy Cecil - See CogDis for that!

And you want to buy Jim or WyoAIDS some aloe vera for that burn, visit WyoAIDS.org and make a donation to help Wyomingites in need.

Voicemails! from the Napkin Pope!

Amanda, we’re sorry we’ll miss you at Drag Queen Bingo too! If you, or anyone else, does want to make the event it’s April 27th. And if you’re boyfriend manages to make it, we’ll very much buy him a beer because of Jesus-fucking-Christ… Be safe, be strong, you can do it!

Thanks to Jesse for using his birthday FB fundraiser for WyoAids. Check our FB page if you would like to celebrate it with him. It’ll be up for a week after this airing and it’s pinned at the top of our page.

And finally, a bit of follow up: Dine and dash asshole Paul Guadalupe Gonzales, whom you may remember from our story in Episode 201, pleaded no contest in November to three counts of defrauding an innkeeper and one of petty-theft. He is now serving a 120-day sentence in jail, followed by three years of probation, barred from dating sites, paying of restitution and had to stay 100 yards away from five restaurants. Fuck him.

Hotshots

Shea- A new product at Costco has Jim Bakker worried about his bottom line.

http://bit.ly/2W6083b

Costco the bulk warehouse superstore has recently been selling 27 pound Mac and cheese buckets that reportedly keep for 20 years. At $89.99, you get 180 servings of Chef’s Banquet Macaroni & Cheese, which the company says will remain edible for up to 20 years. That means you could still be enjoying this macaroni and cheese long after the great Cheeto ends the world. Unfortunately at the time of writing the powdered gold is currently on back order. Reviews on Costco's website are mostly good with one reviewer serving a whole bucket of Mac and cheese at his wedding. The one major complaint is from an American grandfather upset that it only comes in 25lbs and nothing larger for his grandson.