Good Monday morning to ya'll. The fellas here at Canceled get barbecued for your listening pleasure and run a couple of promo ideas by Darryl Graves, and also lay out the to-dos of a Russian Invasion.  Thanks for listening!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Great Darryl Graves of Tucson Comedy stardom graces the podcast today. He's here to promote his stream Flame On Games, which you can find on Facebook, and he is also here to get the Canceled Crew completely ripped out of their fucking skulls on dabs. Nobody died, unfortunately. Thanks for listening, and email the show at: [email protected] to find out how you can win a free feral cat (or t-shirt, whichever is cheaper). Seriously if anybody reads this and simply emails the podcast, we'll give you a fucking shirt. Just...email...the podcast...

One thing I hate is having loose change. Do you ever take all your loose change to a Coin Star and it doesn't work? God, I hate that. Almost as much as I hate having loose change. And then you get the rest of the bit... Okay, round two with Manny Morales! Thanks for listening! Remember to send all your moaning and complaining to the Canceled Podcast Email: [email protected], and keep an eye out sometime soon for winning a free giveaway!

Rejoice! Or whatever retarded Joe Rogan fans tweet when their fellow DMT nerd shoots a golden retriever with a crossbow or something... No one reads these damn episode descriptions anyway! So here's the gist: Manny Morales is here again to talk about Mexican shit with his whitest friends (Plus Tony). Remember guys...that giveaway for the free cat is close...make sure to keep listening and email the podcast at [email protected] to find out how you can win a free cat (or gato, as Manny so eloquently calls it). Thanks you dumb beavers. Enjoy the no-no words.

God, when the fuck will someone just message these dickheads so they can actually get their show canceled for real? In this episode they talked about like.. petting 8 week old puppies, smelling roses in fields, and taking care of their grandparents...wtf? These losers have gone soft. I don't wanna be their dumbass narrator anymore. Email the guys at [email protected] if you want to bitch and moan, and then the dudes can read it on the show. Enjoy the no-no words.

On this installment of overwhelmingly joyous turpitude, the Canceled Crew have their first million dollar idea for Butt Mints (Trademarked already bro, don't even try it), mimic their favie animal orgazzy, and discuss the mesmerizing godliness that was Connor's Grand Pa-Pa's dick and balls. 

"I just don't understand it..." (you may be thinking as the listener,) "They just never have any sort of structure, their microphones echo like Freddie Mercury's asshole, and they talk over each other and argue like they orgasm to the word 'Divorce'... why THE FUCK would anyone listen to this???" 

Listen here reader.....they don't fucking know either. Either follow, or don't. Talk about 'em, or don't. It's here for your pleasure. Or not. Ya dumb beaver. Enjoy.

Wow, so much to unpack here...where to start? Well...the Canceled Boys talk about cocaine a lot...that could be a recurring bit? Who knows, we'll see. Enjoy your Monday mid-day episode ya dirt beevs and dirt walkers! 

They did it. The boys finally did it. This is THE episode that will get them Canceled for good. By the title, you (the listener) may be able to tell what this episode has in store. Coming back from their first paid gig in 4 months, the guys talk about their killer show with chaotic circumstances in Sierra Vista and the memories they will surely cherish forever. The boys also talk about lots of relevant topics like their niche fan-base in Ashburn, Virginia,    why White people need to be slaves now, and what the deal with Ringling Bros is. Keep that beaver dirty, and enjoy these no-no words!

Jesus what a wild one. These bozos really need to learn about continuity, sobriety, and how to tell a better fucking story. I mean Jesus Christ, could that story have been any more boring or uninteresting? God, at least it would have been a little bit better for Connor's character development if he did actually catch Gonorrhea. Ugh....MOVING ON...The Canceled krew take turns attempting to share stories in this episode, but Clint decides it's time to be a sad skank and lament over his *precious* Celtics. Just know that all the listeners probably hope everyone in the bubble catches Covid right before they get struck by lighting, swept by a fire tornado, and rocked by a stadium-sized asteroid simultaneously, and be spared from the agony of a long death just so they won't feel the torture of learning Clint cares THIS much about basketball. Suck it dumb beevs. Enjoy the no-nos. Narrator...OUT

In the aftermath of the oversighted Cuties screening, the Canceled boys attempt to get back to the truly funny, while tackling the topics people want, and those are: Canadians, Dr. Dre's unreleased album "Detox", and zitty assholes. Pay close attention to our audio editing for the next two episodes, you'll find that Clint's technical skills far surpass that of any other human podcaster, as we nail the ending of every section and never overshoot it. Not even once. You're welcome dirt beavers and dumb walkers, you're fucking welcome. Enjoy the no-no words.