Thank you to everyone who stepped up to help out Safe Haven Pet Sanctuary after the roof collapse during the heavy storms.

It's no shock that we binge social media (happy social media day today btw!) but we do have 10 things you could be doing besides always being on the 'gram.

June 25th – City of Eau Claire 
A man was stealing things from a parked city truck. When officers arrived; he was still taking things. He told officers that he did not know it was a city truck (despite large "Eau Claire" logos on truck), he was found to have some Meth, and still had Meth on him. 

June 26th – City of Wisconsin Dells 
At 7:15 pm a Female "anonymous caller" stated that there was an outdoor event going on that was too loud. She went to the event and told the event staff to "turn their mics down to medium volume" but they are not listening to her. Officers do believe, but with no confirmation that this is the same woman that made multiple noise complaints in the last few weeks.  

June 26th - Lake Geneva 
A man tried marijuana, doesn't feel quite right 

June 26th – Village of Windsor 
There are 2 raccoons in a guy’s dryer!

I hope the raccoons used a Bounce dryer sheet to smell April fresh. This and more on Small Town Crime Wave!

Uruguay didn't do well in the World Cup so the Uruguayan Football Association took away their private plane and told them to find their own way home. I mean talk about kicking a person when they're down. The AUF, for being kinda dickish, should feel shame, shame, shame.

Ryan has a new comedy special out and called in to talk about it.

Don't steal, but if you're going to steal, don't steal from the sick and elderly. If you do, a good chance you'll be Weenie(s) of the Week!

If you don't pay the 20 bucks more for the deluxe edition of GTA 6, you'll be locked out of actual content inside the game. No word if this will change with online play but if you're just rocking single player I hope you're ready to spash out a hundred bucks for the full version of the game. It may sound a little "get off my lawn," but locking content behind a paywall is gross and a money grab and GTA 6 should feel shame, shame, shame.

Deep fried Oreos hit different at a fair. Heart burn hurts a little less when you're walking away from the ring toss game with a huge stuffed Minion that your significant other just spent $60 winning for you.