Each year, Unclaimed Baggage posts a "found report" highlighting the most unusual items discovered in bags over the past year. Samurai swords was my favorite.

A YouTuber who claimed he was stuck in Singapore due to the war in Iran did not pass the sniff test when his followers found plenty of economy class seats. I was going to rip on someone else today but after touring the devastation in Jamaica, the fact this dude felt he was stuck because he couldn't book any first class seats is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. 
For not wanting to go visit family due to having to sit with the poors back in economy, Daniel Goz should feel shame, shame, shame.

Each Friday we name a Weenie of the Week. Just because we're in a warm tropical location this Friday doesn't mean we still don't seek out someome who did something weenie-esq. Turns out, the Weenies of the Trip weenied their way into the award EVEN BEFORE WE GOT TO THE RESORT.

You shouldn't abuse kids or shoot yourself in the leg, BUT if you do both in the same day, you're our Weenie Of The Week.

For all the glory! (and sex toys....)

From meeting your significant other to meeting a celebrity, or a quick move that saved your life, what split second decidion changed your life forever?

February 17th - City of Cuba City
A woman reported that the neighborhood kids were not being nice to her. All kids involved were all under 10, were just playing outside, not on her property

February 18th - City of Lancaster
There was a storage shed in the middle of Madison Street because a couple had just bought an aluminum shed and had not secured it to the ground. The wind blew the  empty shed in the road

February 18th - City of Shullsburg
A person reported that their neighbor has a "noisy metal windmill." But "It is only a problem on windy days...."

Good to hear the windmill is only a problem on windy days. You have to call the cops AND a priest if it were an issue with no wind. This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!

Steve Perry is soooooooooooo busy with new music (still waiting...) that he can't take a few months to go out on tour with Journey. This feels like a move he's going to regret. You were the lead singer of Journey and you can't let things go to be a part of the final tour? It's giving ... petty. Perry, for not going out on the final Journey tour should feel shame, shame, shame.