Alex is a TWO time Super Bowl distrupter. He's calls himself a "streaker" but if you're running around on the field in pants, you're not streaking. Ya gotta go full nude for me to give you earn the streaker title. Just some rich dude doing bored rich dude things. Alex Gonzalez, for not giving us a REAL show, should feel shame, shame, shame.

February 2nd - City of Beloit
Kids are running in the halls of an apartment complex

February 2nd - City of Brodhead
At 2:30 AM A woman called 911 to report that another woman was talking about her, and had called her names. 

February 3rd - City of Janesville
A man who had been previously banned after multiple theft incidents at the vape store, was back. He walked in, grabbed his photo off the wall near the cash registers, and told the staff that now they would not be able to recognize him next time. He left with the photo. 

These stories and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!

The View co-host Sara Haines became visibly emotional when she found out she's related to two former U.S. Presidents. If I found that out, I'd have a look of mild shock on my face and think that's pretty cool... but emotional? Am I getting a financial windfall from finding out this information? No? Ok, then this goes in the kinda neat catagory. Maybe if I found out I was related to Clepatra. Then I could own one of those cool naked cats and no one could talk shit. 
Haines, for getting emotional over not so emotional stuff, should feel shame, shame, shame.

The multi-talented Ms. Pat hangs out in studio. Shows this weekend at Skyline Comedy. Get tickets HERE.

Pooping once in a park is an accident. Pooping multiple times in a park is a choice and will 100% earn you the lable of Weenie of the Week!

A very special(ish) version of Rock Band, Race Horse or Porn Film for National Fart Day.

Dave Mustaine was "giving advice" to Yungblud but it came off more like get off my lawn. It's giving, old music guy is jealous of new music guy. Mustaine is talented, so why does it feel like he's almost.. jealous of Yungblud. Just stay in your lane dude. One day you may WANT to colab with Yungblud. Mustaine, for being a meany beany, should feel shame, shame, shame.

At the end of the 1990s Brother Cane, after three number one rock singles, they broke up. 26 years later they are back! Founder, guitarist, and singer Damon Johnson caught up with us about the comeback of Brother Cane and why playing guitar for Lynyrd Skynyrd helped make it happen. 

New album Magnolia Medicine is due out this April

It's bad when you make a poor quality product. It's even worse when you run out of that product. Fanatics still hasn't been able to fill all orders for Seahawks and Pats jerseys to be able to get to fans in time for the Big Game. They blame the fact that it was because neither team was in the playoffs last season... even though one could argue they had an entire season to see which teams were progressing towards a potential Superbowl matchup. But hey, that's just me using common sense, which apparently isn't widely available these days. Fanatics, for failing to provide failing products should feel shame, shame, shame.

For today's Dumb Ass Question, as adults, sometimes we just have to suck it up and smile in the face of adversity. What is something you hate but pretend is fine?