Kiefer Sutherland threatened to kill an Uber driver, and while I don't agree that he should be arrested on a felony charge for making a criminal threat, also, don't threaten to kill people. That's all. Sutherland, for threatening to kill his Uber driver needs some anger management classes and should feel shame, shame, shame.

Did you know you share about 60% of your DNA with bananas? Also, if you helped a king in the bathroom in a past life, you had the title of "groom of the stool." These and 8 other strange but TRUE things found on Wikipedia.

Love Bad Bunny? Want to be a part of his half time show at the Super Bowl? Not so fast shorty... if you're under 5ft7, you're SOL. According to Backlit Support, who fields applications for the SB producters, it's a paid temp position with a CRITICAL MISSION regarding the SB half time show. I mean, why the height requirement? Is the half time show going to be dancers helping people reach the items on the top shelf of a grocery store? 
Bad Bunny, for being height-ist, should feel shame, shame, shame.

With a big decision still looming at 1265 Lombardi Ave, it's time for all you armchair quarterbacks to throw your name in the ring. Tell Packers President Ed Policy in 5 words exactly why YOU should be the next head coach of the Green Bay Packers.

Do they not have hobby stores in China? A dude put a yam up his butt out of boredom. There are just so many other things you could do out of boredom...
And then he couldn't get it out, so doctors had to. Lemme say, doctors somehow make good money and not enough money at the same time. 

80's vs 90's today and it all comes down to a tie-breaker question!

Eleven-year-old Josie Pethan was honored by the City of Appleton, police, fire department, and mayor this week after she calmly called 911 and performed CPR on her mother during a sudden cardiac emergency while home sick from school, helping restore her pulse and get her to the hospital, where she survived. This makes Josie our Porterhouse Person of the Week!!

Timothy Busfield is being accused of some bad stuff and instead of facing the charges, he's disappeared. Of course, innocent until proven guilty... but my guy, optics are everything. Ghosting the U.S. Marshals looks bad. I don't want to think that Poindexter from Revenge of the Nerds is a bad dude. Please come back and clear your name! Busfield, for being harder to find the end of a USB cable on the first try, should feel shame, shame, shame.

January 5th - City of Reedsburg
According to someone, "an entire herd" of cattle was blocking the road. The deputy found 1 loose cow, which was returned to the farm

January 6th - City of Beloit
A man was leaning up against a person’s mailbox, growling at it. He was found to be high on Meth

January 6th - City of Eau Claire
A woman reported suspicious activity at Boyd Park, saying that multiple underage kids went into the park with "skateboards and snow shovels." Officers found that they were shoveling an area in order to skateboard there, and that no illegal activity was taking place. 

Yea, if someone is growling at something, they're either a toddler or an adult high on meth. In this case, it was the latter. This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!

1/2 of the Wet Bandits, Marv, was popped for trying to pick up a lady of the night. Daniel Stern wasn't booked, just given a ticket for trying to hire an escort on December 10th. I guess he didn't want to be.... puts on sunglasses HOME ALONE.
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