Justin Lee Fisher is (or was) a process server who was attempting to serve Taylor Swift deposition papers. This isn't illegal. However, when he jumped the fence onto the private residence of Travis Kelce in a private neighborhood, it turned into a crime. I respect the hustle, but I'm not sure jail was worth this one. Fisher, for being a former police officer, but not remembering how laws work, should feel shame, shame, shame.

Fire Chief Chris Hecht suffered a brain aneurysm and stroke earlier this year and the Sister Bay and Liberty Grover Fire Department, is rallying around him and his family. Since April, neighbors, friends and local businesses have stepped up to help accommodate Hecht’s recovery. The biggest fundraiser yet will be held Sunday, November 30, at the Sister Bay Bowl from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Admission is $20 for adults 18 and older and includes food, music and silent auctions. All proceeds will go toward Hecht’s medical costs and recovery efforts. More information can be found HERE.

Well if you woke up today hoping that Tuesday would be more of a Friday with the rapture happening, it was a bust. Here are 10 reasons why it might not of happened.

We all make mistakes, but when you get arrested for operating while suspended SIXTEENTH offense, you're for sure going to make Small Town Crime Wave.

September 13th - Unincorporated community of Cottonville
A driver was charged with Operating while Suspended, 16th offense.

September 13th - City of New Berlin
Staff at a liquor store reported that a drunk guy was outside telling everyone that he was a wizard

September 13th - City of Delafield
A woman from an apartment complex reported that someone had parked in her spot. When asked if they have assigned parking spots, she said "no", but she "always parks there and everyone knows that."

Travis got fined for making an obscene gesture during the 9/14 game against the Eagles. These guys know they're going to get fined for this stuff, but they do it anyways. They're so rich it doesn't matter to them. $14,500 is nothing to Travis. 
You know what would be so punk rock though? During media after the game, tell them what you would of done to earn a fine and then take the money you would of been fined and donate it to charity. Like, yea I totally would of gestured towards my groin after that 23-yard reception, but instead, that money is going towards Make-a-Wish.
And besides, dudes gonna need money for that wedding to Taylor. I doubt it's going to be a small and subdued event.
For wasting money, Travis should feel shame, shame, shame.

The Ig Nobel Prize is like the Nobel prize for the weirdest and dumbest insights science offered us this year. Here's a couple...

The Nutrition Prize was awarded to researchers who determined rainbow lizards prefer "four-cheese" to other varieties of pizza.
and
The Engineering Design Prize went to a team who researched "how foul-smelling shoes affect the good experience of using a shoe-rack."

This is a real thing people!!!

A man was so upset at a cafe in Spain when they ran out of a certain condiment, he set the place on fire. The guy, walked out of the cafe, went and got gas, came back, poured the gas in the cafe and lit it on fire. We asked a listener to guess which condiment they ran out of. Happy ending, a brand name of said condiment vowed to help fix the damages AND make sure they never run out of the item again.

Pro tip... if you're not a fan of metal music, don't go to a metal music festival. If you do go, for sure don't try to run over people with your jeep while shouting bible verses. Pretty sure "Thou shall not be a jerk" is somewhere in the 10 Commandments. Matthew Korth did all these things and so that makes him our Weenie of the Week.
PS. Not all metal bands worship the devil.

Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta, was on stage for the company's annual event to show off new tech. The problem was is that the tech didn't work. This happened not once but twice. Mark chalked it up to bad wi-fi but everyone knew better. Even Andrew Bosworth, Meta's chief tech officer said his team would be the ones to do the debugging. Soooo.. yea, I want Meta Ray-Bans too, but maybe wait until they work. Mark for having hella money but still can't get product to work when it should, he should feel shame, shame, shame.

Yachtley Crew's new album "Seas the Night" comes out today. If you love all things Yacht Rock, check them out HERE