WarHams - Narrative Declaration

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Deeper into the manufactorum, the crew finds a conveyor belt that builds servitors, hexagonal worker pods full of blood, and an eight-pointed star painted on the floor. Kelrana reaches for her soul stone and realizes it is gone. Roos stands in a chaos circle because he was told to. The elevator dings. Above a pulsing reactor core, a metal coffin hangs from chains -- and a red-robed tech-priest is doing something terrible to it.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Host
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Odo - Guest
• HulkyKrow - Guest
• Bricky - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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Captain Alden daydreams about crab cakes while the mission briefing plays. The crew descends to the reactor level, where a coffin suspended above a warp-tainted power core holds whatever the Fabricator General was too afraid to name. Chaos symbols cover every surface. Kelrana needs her soul stone or she is damned forever. Simsel has no idea what forge world he is on. Roos makes tea with a delicate touch. Whatever is in that coffin, they are about to find out.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Host
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Odo - Guest
• HulkyKrow - Guest
• Bricky - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

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Roos kills a scribe on instinct. Aloysius wires the corpse back together as a meat puppet for interrogation. The half-dead man begs to die; the crew makes him sing sea shanties first. Somewhere below, a rogue Magos is committing tech-heresy on an industrial scale, and the servitors have stopped taking orders. Roos dunks the flesh-ball into a basket. Nothing but net.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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Roos kills a scribe on instinct. Aloysius wires the corpse back together as a meat puppet for interrogation. The half-dead man begs to die; the crew makes him sing sea shanties first. Somewhere below, a rogue Magos is committing tech-heresy on an industrial scale, and the servitors have stopped taking orders. Roos dunks the flesh-ball into a basket. Nothing but net.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

Click here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Host
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Odo - Guest
• HulkyKrow - Guest
• Bricky - Guest

Click here to view the episode transcript.

This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

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A new crewmember boards the Bird of Paradise: Simsel, a 5'4" Armiger pilot with a toothpick and a death wish. Aloysius laces his stogie with something that erases the concept of pain. The crew lands on Forge World Avachris to investigate a quarantined manufactorum where servitors have gone rogue, a production line has run out of flesh, and the Administratum staff have been eating each other for a month. Welcome aboard.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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A new crewmember boards the Bird of Paradise: Simsel, a 5'4" Armiger pilot with a toothpick and a death wish. Aloysius laces his stogie with something that erases the concept of pain. The crew lands on Forge World Avachris to investigate a quarantined manufactorum where servitors have gone rogue, a production line has run out of flesh, and the Administratum staff have been eating each other for a month. Welcome aboard.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

Click here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Host
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Odo - Guest
• HulkyKrow - Guest
• Bricky - Guest

Click here to view the episode transcript.

This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

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The auction goes sideways. Rival factions fill a repurposed mining habitat -- corsairs, mutant cultists, tech-gangers with radium pistols -- all bidding on a stasis coffin that nobody is supposed to open. The crew tries diplomacy, deception, and checking if anyone at the table is a psyker. Kelrana talks to her people. Alden tries to outbid a chaos cult. Roos sizes up the other Ogryn. Everybody tastes iron.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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The auction goes sideways. Rival factions fill a repurposed mining habitat -- corsairs, mutant cultists, tech-gangers with radium pistols -- all bidding on a stasis coffin that nobody is supposed to open. The crew tries diplomacy, deception, and checking if anyone at the table is a psyker. Kelrana talks to her people. Alden tries to outbid a chaos cult. Roos sizes up the other Ogryn. Everybody tastes iron.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

Click here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Host
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Odo - Guest
• HulkyKrow - Guest

Click here to view the episode transcript.

This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

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https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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On a Forge World moon, the crew waits in line for a space elevator while shoving milkshake-bloated civilians out of the queue. At the top: a black market auction for the stolen stasis coffin, attended by an Eldar sex goblin on a hoverboard, a Ratling riding an Ogryn, and a chaos cult with more money than the captain has ever seen. The bidding war is about to get very literal.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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On a Forge World moon, the crew waits in line for a space elevator while shoving milkshake-bloated civilians out of the queue. At the top: a black market auction for the stolen stasis coffin, attended by an Eldar sex goblin on a hoverboard, a Ratling riding an Ogryn, and a chaos cult with more money than the captain has ever seen. The bidding war is about to get very literal.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

Click here to watch a video of this episode.
Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Host
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Odo - Guest
• HulkyKrow - Guest

Click here to view the episode transcript.

This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

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