WarHams - Narrative Declaration

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A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor — and he wants his legs back.

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• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first — he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.

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• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater — and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish."

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System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room — barely — and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.

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System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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The moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered for ten thousand years as entertainment. Then the stasis pod opens — and a one-legged Blood Angel wakes up asking for Sanguinius.

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• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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Fathom 4's tithe is logged. Next stop: Scargaris Prime, a salt-flat hive world that hasn't paid taxes in ten thousand years. Lady Abathia Rubania greets them wearing a backpack of her own blood. Her alabaster spire glistens wetly in the sun. Reeb rolls Medicae on the wall — and finds out what the Marble Compact has really been feeding into their architecture. Somewhere beneath it all, a Dark Age Mechanicum outpost is still waiting.

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System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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Warp transit. The Debt Collector stinks. Belba says it's an excremental — a warp-touched sewer horror — and the Captain's already-lost three janitor crews to it. Introductions all around: an astropath who lies in a tarp surrounded by loose lasguns, and Tech-Priest Gamu 4224, a filing cabinet of grudges who has been spamming the Captain's inbox for months. Then the team descends into Septic Unit Four.

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• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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Insurrection on Fathom 4. A mob of salt-shaker-wielding ratling cannibals chase the party across the capital while Lorne crushes three of them into a psychic meatball and hurls it back as bait. Behind it all: Slyburgo de Fuckerby the 24th, the rival embassy's answer to scoring the most points. He escapes into the warp. The party limps home with a thousand ratling recruits, a prisoner, and a critically wounded engine seer.

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• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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Belba Creepfoot peels off her disguise and leads the party into the capital's underground, where three "Divine Lords" — Fervor, Science, and War — have been bleeding the planet into one hedonistic banquet for themselves. Toga-clad ratlings eat grapes on marble benches. Then the sky goes red, the cannibals come over the wall chanting eat the tall, become the tall, and the Roman holiday ends in a feeding frenzy.

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System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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A Rogue Trader, a Skitarii, an Inquisitorial acolyte, and a Fenrisian psyker get dumped onto Fathom 4 to recover a missing embassy and strong-arm a tithe. The locals are ratlings. The capital is run by something calling itself the Divine Lord of Fervor. And the only path forward runs through a farmhouse the villagers call Meat Place Alpha, where a xeno swarm is already chewing through the crops.

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System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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