Going into this episode, you can expect one thing to remain constant: Hugo Boss loves his family. Thanks for tuning in for our first stab at a cyberpunk-type setting. If you have any games you'd like to see us play next, let us know on social media. Up next, we've got Tales of the Bloodmoon Season 3. You're a special person, and the world is lucky to have you.

We release new episodes every Wednesday morning!

If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon!

Please provide any feedback

to [email protected], or Reach out to us on Twitter!

We want to hear from you!

Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission.

Buy the game, take the ride!

Buy/Download Warp Lords Here

Follow our Sosh-Meds!

Warp Lords Podcast Tweeter: @WarpLordsPod

Warp Lords Tweeter: @Warplords

Warp Lords Facebook: Warp Lords

Warp Lords Podcast Patreon: Demand an apology

Warp Lords Podcast Tik Tok: @warplordspodcast

Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

If you like what you heard, then please spread the word.

Any characters, items, animals, blob monsters, trees, instruments, bad voices, manic lawyers, power tools, pocket pickles or shitty jokes that bear resemblance to another intellectual property or otherwise non-original content are used in parody or satire or other harmless ways and are in no way related to or a depiction of another subject in or around reality. This is a silly podcast with silly people, and is not intended to be taken seriously by anyone in any way.

As we approach the end of this season, the gang makes their way through the wastes in search of the coordinates they were given. There may be a slight concussion along the way.

We release new episodes every Wednesday morning!

If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon!

Please provide any feedback

to [email protected], or Reach out to us on Twitter!

We want to hear from you!

Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission.

Buy the game, take the ride!

Buy/Download Warp Lords Here

Follow our Sosh-Meds!

Warp Lords Podcast Tweeter: @WarpLordsPod

Warp Lords Tweeter: @Warplords

Warp Lords Facebook: Warp Lords

Warp Lords Podcast Patreon: Demand an apology

Warp Lords Podcast Tik Tok: @warplordspodcast

Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

If you like what you heard, then please spread the word.

Any characters, items, animals, blob monsters, trees, instruments, bad voices, manic lawyers, power tools, pocket pickles or shitty jokes that bear resemblance to another intellectual property or otherwise non-original content are used in parody or satire or other harmless ways and are in no way related to or a depiction of another subject in or around reality. This is a silly podcast with silly people, and is not intended to be taken seriously by anyone in any way.

Heres a clip from our recurring monthly mystery campaign from out Patreon. The brothers find out they've been missing, and must assimilate back into normal life. Find out this, and much more on Patreon!

Please provide any feedback

to [email protected], or Reach out to us on Twitter!

We want to hear from you!

Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission.

Buy the game, take the ride!

Buy/Download Warp Lords Here

Follow our Sosh-Meds!

Warp Lords Podcast Tweeter: @WarpLordsPod

Warp Lords Tweeter: @Warplords

Warp Lords Facebook: Warp Lords

Warp Lords Podcast Patreon: Demand an apology

Warp Lords Podcast Tik Tok: @warplordspodcast

Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

If you like what you heard, then please spread the word.

Any characters, items, animals, blob monsters, trees, instruments, bad voices, manic lawyers, power tools, pocket pickles or shitty jokes that bear resemblance to another intellectual property or otherwise non-original content are used in parody or satire or other harmless ways and are in no way related to or a depiction of another subject in or around reality. This is a silly podcast with silly people, and is not intended to be taken seriously by anyone in any way.

All things are relative. If you zoom out far enough, anything can seem inconsequential. Humans have been around for about 200,000 years, which seems long by my estimation. This is truly a drop in the proverbial bucket compared to the estimated 4.6 billion years since the Earth formed into a disk-shaped cloud of dust and gas rotating around a star. All of humanity's existence would be one teensy slice of the 23,000 piece pizza of Earth's existence. It's easy to get lost in that pizza's sauce and lean into the comfort of your own insignificance. At the same time, everything seems much larger up close. Instead of envisioning yourself composed of the universe's rejected farts, maybe instead you are a very special person that contains just the right amount of everything. Be nice to people because we're really not around for that long.

We release new episodes every Wednesday morning!

If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon!

Please provide any feedback

to [email protected], or Reach out to us on Twitter!

We want to hear from you!

Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission.

Buy the game, take the ride!

Buy/Download Warp Lords Here

Follow our Sosh-Meds!

Warp Lords Podcast Tweeter: @WarpLordsPod

Warp Lords Tweeter: @Warplords

Warp Lords Facebook: Warp Lords

Warp Lords Podcast Patreon: Demand an apology

Warp Lords Podcast Tik Tok: @warplordspodcast

Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

If you like what you heard, then please spread the word.

Any characters, items, animals, blob monsters, trees, instruments, bad voices, manic lawyers, power tools, pocket pickles or shitty jokes that bear resemblance to another intellectual property or otherwise non-original content are used in parody or satire or other harmless ways and are in no way related to or a depiction of another subject in or around reality. This is a silly podcast with silly people, and is not intended to be taken seriously by anyone in any way.

It can be easy to forget how much of an effect weather plays in our daily lives as we sit in the comfort of our homes. We can be warm when it's cold and cold when it's warm. We can purify the air; we can even humidify it. Walls protect us from intense winds and otherwise. It can be easy to forget that we are traveling at 67,000 miles per hour around the sun and that 80% of the ocean is uncharted. How would we even get by without all these tools? Tune in this week to see the boys roleplay life in a wasteland devoid of any of these creature comforts. Thanks for reading, by the way. Did anyone notice that I didn't write the last one?

We release new episodes every Wednesday morning!

If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon!

Please provide any feedback

to [email protected], or Reach out to us on Twitter!

We want to hear from you!

Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission.

Buy the game, take the ride!

Buy/Download Warp Lords Here

Follow our Sosh-Meds!

Warp Lords Podcast Tweeter: @WarpLordsPod

Warp Lords Tweeter: @Warplords

Warp Lords Facebook: Warp Lords

Warp Lords Podcast Patreon: Demand an apology

Warp Lords Podcast Tik Tok: @warplordspodcast

Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

If you like what you heard, then please spread the word.

Any characters, items, animals, blob monsters, trees, instruments, bad voices, manic lawyers, power tools, pocket pickles or shitty jokes that bear resemblance to another intellectual property or otherwise non-original content are used in parody or satire or other harmless ways and are in no way related to or a depiction of another subject in or around reality. This is a silly podcast with silly people, and is not intended to be taken seriously by anyone in any way.

Jared forgot to make a new non-sequitur for this week, anyway here is the episode.



We release new episodes every Wednesday morning!

If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon!

Please provide any feedback

to [email protected], or Reach out to us on Twitter!

We want to hear from you!

Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission.

Buy the game, take the ride!

Buy/Download Warp Lords Here

Follow our Sosh-Meds!

Warp Lords Podcast Tweeter: @WarpLordsPod

Warp Lords Tweeter: @Warplords

Warp Lords Facebook: Warp Lords

Warp Lords Podcast Patreon: Demand an apology

Warp Lords Podcast Tik Tok: @warplordspodcast

Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

If you like what you heard, then please spread the word.

Any characters, items, animals, blob monsters, trees, instruments, bad voices, manic lawyers, power tools, pocket pickles or shitty jokes that bear resemblance to another intellectual property or otherwise non-original content are used in parody or satire or other harmless ways and are in no way related to or a depiction of another subject in or around reality. This is a silly podcast with silly people, and is not intended to be taken seriously by anyone in any way.

Jared is coming up with a long non-sequitur, and the boys are taking a vape break somewhere in Neon City. Enjoy this clip from our Patreon Original series Curiosity Springs. If this interests you consider subscribing to the Patreon to hear more!



We release new episodes every Wednesday morning!

If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon!

Please provide any feedback

to [email protected], or Reach out to us on Twitter!

We want to hear from you!

Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission.

Buy the game, take the ride!

Buy/Download Warp Lords Here

Follow our Sosh-Meds!

Warp Lords Podcast Tweeter: @WarpLordsPod

Warp Lords Tweeter: @Warplords

Warp Lords Facebook: Warp Lords

Warp Lords Podcast Patreon: Demand an apology

Warp Lords Podcast Tik Tok: @warplordspodcast

Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

If you like what you heard, then please spread the word.

Any characters, items, animals, blob monsters, trees, instruments, bad voices, manic lawyers, power tools, pocket pickles or shitty jokes that bear resemblance to another intellectual property or otherwise non-original content are used in parody or satire or other harmless ways and are in no way related to or a depiction of another subject in or around reality. This is a silly podcast with silly people, and is not intended to be taken seriously by anyone in any way.

It's an uncanny feeling, coming back to a place that you once knew and no longer recognize. Staring through the window of your mind into a portal to the past that is only viewable by those who experienced it. What variances separate this place from your memory? If someone from your hometown were to recreate this memory, how would it differ from yours? Would your crotchety old neighbor's nose hair be even longer? And what does this all have to do with Neon City? I don't know.



We release new episodes every Wednesday morning!

If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon!

Please provide any feedback

to [email protected], or Reach out to us on Twitter!

We want to hear from you!

Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission.

Buy the game, take the ride!

Buy/Download Warp Lords Here

Follow our Sosh-Meds!

Warp Lords Podcast Tweeter: @WarpLordsPod

Warp Lords Tweeter: @Warplords

Warp Lords Facebook: Warp Lords

Warp Lords Podcast Patreon: Demand an apology

Warp Lords Podcast Tik Tok: @warplordspodcast

Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

If you like what you heard, then please spread the word.

Any characters, items, animals, blob monsters, trees, instruments, bad voices, manic lawyers, power tools, pocket pickles or shitty jokes that bear resemblance to another intellectual property or otherwise non-original content are used in parody or satire or other harmless ways and are in no way related to or a depiction of another subject in or around reality. This is a silly podcast with silly people, and is not intended to be taken seriously by anyone in any way.

Back at it again, baby! The crew finally has some breathing room. You're never going to guess what they decide to do as their pursuers try to catch the scent. A new day dawns, though they couldn't see it through the smog and skyscrapers of Neon City. I'll bet the last thing you were expecting at this point was an on topic blurb. Haha!

We release new episodes every Wednesday morning!

If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon!

Please provide any feedback

to [email protected], or Reach out to us on Twitter!

We want to hear from you!

Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission.

Buy the game, take the ride!

Buy/Download Warp Lords Here

Follow our Sosh-Meds!

Warp Lords Podcast Tweeter: @WarpLordsPod

Warp Lords Tweeter: @Warplords

Warp Lords Facebook: Warp Lords

Warp Lords Podcast Patreon: Demand an apology

Warp Lords Podcast Tik Tok: @warplordspodcast

Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

If you like what you heard, then please spread the word.

Any characters, items, animals, blob monsters, trees, instruments, bad voices, manic lawyers, power tools, pocket pickles or shitty jokes that bear resemblance to another intellectual property or otherwise non-original content are used in parody or satire or other harmless ways and are in no way related to or a depiction of another subject in or around reality. This is a silly podcast with silly people, and is not intended to be taken seriously by anyone in any way.

Oh wow, it's Wednesday again. Funny how that seems to happen over and over. Did you know that Wednesday was named after the Germanic god Woden? In Romance languages, that name comes from the Roman god Mercury. Could you imagine if Wednesday was Mercuryday? Kind of explains why it always feels a bit retrograde-y. If Woden doesn't really sound all that familiar, the god is also known as Odin. Odin was portrayed by Anthony Hopkins in Thor, though the actor is more commonly known for his role as Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs. Circling back around to Thor, that's where Thursday comes from. Before you ask...no. Tuesday isn't named that because it's the second day of the workweek. Speaking of work, the crew makes their way through Neon City searching for a place to lie low.

We release new episodes every Wednesday morning!

If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon!

Please provide any feedback

to [email protected], or Reach out to us on Twitter!

We want to hear from you!

Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission.

Buy the game, take the ride!

Buy/Download Warp Lords Here

Follow our Sosh-Meds!

Warp Lords Podcast Tweeter: @WarpLordsPod

Warp Lords Tweeter: @Warplords

Warp Lords Facebook: Warp Lords

Warp Lords Podcast Patreon: Demand an apology

Warp Lords Podcast Tik Tok: @warplordspodcast

Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

If you like what you heard, then please spread the word.

Any characters, items, animals, blob monsters, trees, instruments, bad voices, manic lawyers, power tools, pocket pickles or shitty jokes that bear resemblance to another intellectual property or otherwise non-original content are used in parody or satire or other harmless ways and are in no way related to or a depiction of another subject in or around reality. This is a silly podcast with silly people, and is not intended to be taken seriously by anyone in any way.