Warp Lords Podcast

It can be easy to forget how much of an effect weather plays in our daily lives as we sit in the comfort of our homes. We can be warm when it's cold and cold when it's warm. We can purify the air; we can even humidify it. Walls protect us from intense winds and otherwise. It can be easy to forget that we are traveling at 67,000 miles per hour around the sun and that 80% of the ocean is uncharted. How would we even get by without all these tools? Tune in this week to see the boys roleplay life in a wasteland devoid of any of these creature comforts. Thanks for reading, by the way. Did anyone notice that I didn't write the last one?

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GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

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Jared forgot to make a new non-sequitur for this week, anyway here is the episode.

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GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

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Jared is coming up with a long non-sequitur, and the boys are taking a vape break somewhere in Neon City. Enjoy this clip from our Patreon Original series Curiosity Springs. If this interests you consider subscribing to the Patreon to hear more!

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Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

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It's an uncanny feeling, coming back to a place that you once knew and no longer recognize. Staring through the window of your mind into a portal to the past that is only viewable by those who experienced it. What variances separate this place from your memory? If someone from your hometown were to recreate this memory, how would it differ from yours? Would your crotchety old neighbor's nose hair be even longer? And what does this all have to do with Neon City? I don't know.

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Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

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Back at it again, baby! The crew finally has some breathing room. You're never going to guess what they decide to do as their pursuers try to catch the scent. A new day dawns, though they couldn't see it through the smog and skyscrapers of Neon City. I'll bet the last thing you were expecting at this point was an on topic blurb. Haha!

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Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

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Oh wow, it's Wednesday again. Funny how that seems to happen over and over. Did you know that Wednesday was named after the Germanic god Woden? In Romance languages, that name comes from the Roman god Mercury. Could you imagine if Wednesday was Mercuryday? Kind of explains why it always feels a bit retrograde-y. If Woden doesn't really sound all that familiar, the god is also known as Odin. Odin was portrayed by Anthony Hopkins in Thor, though the actor is more commonly known for his role as Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs. Circling back around to Thor, that's where Thursday comes from. Before you ask...no. Tuesday isn't named that because it's the second day of the workweek. Speaking of work, the crew makes their way through Neon City searching for a place to lie low.

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Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

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The boys in the Neon Realms are taking a bit of a coffee break this week. If you're still craving content the boys here at WLP are working hard over on the Patreon. Here's a clip from our Halloween special of Wlp Tries. This year we are playing Eat the Reich. Consider subscribing to the Patreon to hear more.

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GM (Eat The Reich by Grant Howitt): Mike Danger Vautour

Iryna: Devin Malinowski

Chuck: Graham Banas

Flint: Dillon Morin

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Mike Danger Vautour

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

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We are humble creatures of habit. Every Wednesday, we release another episode. Each week, I am faced with the perplexing realization that I am no more well-equipped than I was the last time. Here's to another week of chipping away at father time as we careen through the seemingly infinite. I dunno, the crew goes to a bar or something.

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Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

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I see that you have a penchant for reading episode descriptions, do you? That was never my bag, but I respect the hustle. Automatons separate our Darknet Drifters from their departure. With the stash in hand and sirens sounding throughout the syndicate of circuitry, how is the crew going to escape? Pull out your fork and knife because we are serving up heaps of Murphy Slaw.

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Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Hugo Boss: Mike Danger Vautour

Grudge: Devin Malinowski

Jeff Bez-OS: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

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We're going back to the kind of Season 3 of Nine Realms. Judging by the title of the episode, I would not anticipate any sharp turns this season. There's no way I would ever put spoilers in the title of an episode. I just really like pretty colors, that's all. This season isn't going to be a cyberpunk thing. Tune in for a very mellow season where Fennimore, Seacil, and Hannibal load up the beef jerky stand and get into wacky hijinks. I listened to Sleep so much this year that I decided to wait to start the episode until 26:55. I hope that's cool with you. If you're still reading this, you're more thorough than I am, and I hope that you have a wonderful day.

We release new episodes every Wednesday morning!

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Credits:

GM (Fate Core by Evil Hat Productions): Jared Cryan

Seacil: Mike Danger Vautour

Hannibal: Devin Malinowski

Fennemore: Graham Banas

Music: Jared Cryan

Editing: Jared Cryan

Art: Mike "Danger" Vautour

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