A rich teenage psychopath betrays the goodwill of the entire city of Chicago. 

We get back to our John Hughes roots in this episode about Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986).

These 1950's teens aren't just horny, they're also racist! 

Two years before he gave us A Christmas Story, Bob Clark directed 1981's Porky's. It's the timeless story of a selfish teenagers, abusive parents, and decorative female characters. 

A record store faces closing because THE MAN must ruin all that is good in this world.

We try to keep it together as we talk Empire Records (1995) starring Liv Tyler, Rory Cochrane, Ethan Embry, Robin Tunney and Renée Zellweger. 

A man shrinks his kids and the neighbor's kids thus proving he's the exact loser his wife thinks he is.

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids is classic Disney, classic Moranis, and classic kid fantasy (giant oatmeal cream pie,). 

A crazy version of the future where the police are robots who shoot first and ask questions later.

We watched RoboCop (1987), and talked about director Paul Veerhoven's admission that he intended for RoboCop to be an "American Jesus with a gun."

Peter Pan's gots kids?

We set a course for Hook (1991) starring Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman.

Join us as we set sail on a nostalgic voyage to plunder the depths of a fan theory about the original 1911 story "Peter and Wendy" in which Pan may have been murdering lost boys.

A bug eyed man with a vague job is tasked with coaching his boss' daughter's soccer team, and he handles it like anyone would...he dresses up his fiancee's son in drag and has him join the team. 

We talked 1992's Ladybugs, starring Rodney Dangerfield, Jonathan Brandis and Jackée Harry.

A buddy cop movie, but the cops are cowboys.

We watched 1994's The Cowboy Way, starring Kiefer Sutherland, Woody Harrelson, and the on screen assault of Luis Guzmán.

Michael Jackson, George Lucas, Francis Ford Coppola, Anjelica Huston, and the Disney company take a collective shit in this enormous waste of resources.

In this episode we discuss Captain EO, the 18 minute 4-D film created to play in amusement parks...and one that has the distinction of being the most expensive (per minute) film ever made. 

Barf! Bella's in love with a vampire and a werewolf and herself and no one. 

We talked Twilight (2008) the first film in the teen vampire saga.