This Crack Head Right C'here, our brave protagonist, is jumped by a purple haired ninja chick but she's scared off when his indentured servant, Black Pink In Your Area, shows up to jump her hood style. Black Pink In Your Area is rewarded for her bravery by being shown the true meaning of "Merry Go Round" at a local playground. Women and children and puppies watch in horror. This Crack Head Right C'here is eventually punked by a loli in a suit of armor before galavanting off to a graveyard to kill zombies with her. He, of course, has only the best intentions for his intrepid young companion.