Waste Your Time

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currently on my 18th movie in 3 days thank u COVID-19

2 weeeeks and we've come back w/ stories ur mother wishes she could tell you, but just CAN'T; no idea wtf that sentence means. It's late, I should be studying. this episode brings u a special guest in the form of a dog non-stop squeaking and I'm not solely talking about laura's ass but tbh that makes an appearance too... us ladies traveled back to our alma matter for some spaghetti and a show (could've done w/o both), then we delve into a drunken Irish bar, met up w some weirdos, did a jig, u know the usual. but then... we go to Atlantic City on a tuesday??? and holy fuck we both just instantly start sweating, it's insane and we're here to SPILL THE TEA on why(i wish she was iced, im still hot). ok back to studying ily enjoy xoxo wash ur hands @wasteyourtimepodcast on insta

GUESSSS WHO'S BACK? BACK AGAINNNnNNn? ok fine it's us (hehe). let's recap last week's jackle sesh for starters, then proceed into our TWO SHOUT OUT OF THE WEEKS; these are so far the most important, life-changing shoutouts we've discussed on WYT & WE NEED UR HELP! #ianisking/#justiceforandrew.... moving on, we give our usual star studded movie review of HEREDITARY (watch out for the nut cake and that creepy psychic woman ur mom befriended), and then lastly we're both hooking up with bad news bears (old flames from the past) srrry not sorry. ENJOY LOVE YA LONG TIME XO @wasteyourtimepodcast send us luv & advice tbh

THIS CONTENT IS NOT FOR USERS UNDER THE AGE OF 16 DUE TO EXPLICIT CONTENT REGARDING TWO GALS DISCUSSING MASTURBATION and the cheetah girls. now that that's out of the way, let's talk business; Kara and Laura are back in the studio to discuss a certain lumbar pain, a BOSS ASS photoshoot thx to @ryanjohnson_1, an eventful Saturday night that started with Alanis Morisette, and ended w/ pukis in a boxisette, our review of the new horror movie Gretel & Hansel (SPOILERzzz, but we all know the ending already come on now), and lastly let's talk about JACKLE JOHNSON. enjoy love ya xo @wasteyourtimepodcast

HIIII SORRY WE'RE LATE!!! it's just that Laura was in South Carolina, then she went on a strange smoke-induced interview, while Kara was in New York seeing shows, & starting her last semester of college, and things GOT W3IRd (and busy). We answer some of your most FAQ's, talk about some changes to the live show, Laura's new job (and that time she passed out on a lawn in HS, and how to say BYE to nasty men & hello to self-respecting women in 2020!!! THANX AS ALWAYS, ENJOY @wasteyourtimepodcast on insta xoxo

The two jellicle cats are back!!! Hope your holidays were everything you dreamed of & more (hehe). On our first episode of 2020 we dish the dirt on all things Christmas, New Years Eve (involving a lil fight betwixt your friendly hosts), CATS THE GD MOVIE, Kara/Laura's car troubles not limited to a smoking engine, and Triple AAA, and ending with OUR LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Thx love u bye @wasteyourtimepodcast on insta

WELCOME BACK!!! Sorry for the little hiatus hehe. Live from the 2006 Honda CR-V, it's Kara and Laura discussing embarrassing moments with boys, a Christmas party with lots of miracles in the shape of mistakes, leaking their nudes, and their LIVE SHOW ON 1/31/2020!! Thanks for listening; we love you. @wasteyourtimepodcast

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Let's talk about cranberry sauce (gross), things we're thankful for this year, Kara & Laura's fathers & their favorite insults given by them, blocking boys on instagram, zodiac signs, and LAURA'S MOST ICONIC STORY YET. #DUDE thanks for listening! @wasteyourtimepodcast

Helllo0o00o! Kara and Laura discuss their first times getting drunk, how they tried a new bar last weekend & accidentally crashed a wedding, their relationship in high school v. now, and go into some details about the awful dates they went on this week hehehe ENJOY!! Thanks for listening! INSTA: @karamattsson @laurrpenn @wasteyourtimepodcast