Wasted Wagons

Wasted Wagons

By Patrick TaplinSociety & Culture
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Wasted Wagons episodes

  • Small Craft Advisory: Saloon Door Smooth Operator

    On this episode of Small Craft Advisory, the crew cracks open another one from Saloon Door Brewing—the Smooth Operator Nitro Porter—and let’s just say… expectations were sky high after how much the guys loved Fluffy Nuts.

    Good news: this one delivers in a big way. From the rich, inviting aroma to the smooth, velvety nitro pour, Smooth Operator hits all the right notes. At 7%, it brings a perfect balance of flavor and drinkability, making it dangerously easy to keep going back for more. The crew breaks down everything from the chocolatey depth to the creamy mouthfeel—and spoiler alert—this might be the highest-scored beer we’ve had yet.

    If you’re a Porter fan (or even if you’re not), this is one you’ll want on your radar.

    Be sure to follow Small Craft Advisory on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts, and don’t forget to head over to YouTube—like, comment, and subscribe so you never miss a review! 🍻

    20 min
  • Small Craft Advisory: Saint Arnold Brewing Hefeweizen

    The crew is back with another installment of Small Craft Advisory, and this week we’re pouring up a classic: Saint Arnold Brewery’s Hefeweizen. Known for its smooth, refreshing profile and signature wheat beer character, this one sparked some solid conversation around the table.

    Overall, the beer landed well with the group, delivering easy-drinking vibes and a balanced flavor that fits the style. Travis was especially impressed, handing out the highest score of the episode, while Mike couldn’t quite get past the aroma, making him the lone holdout this week. Love it or not, it definitely got people talking—which is exactly what we’re here for.

    Crack one open and drink along with us as we break it all down.

    Don’t forget to follow the podcast on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts so you never miss an episode. And be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel for full video episodes, extra content, and more from the crew. Cheers 🍻

    27 min
  • The Sleepover Line | EP 67

    We kick off this episode by diving into the electric start of the MLB playoffs, breaking down early storylines, surprise performances, and who’s already making a statement in October. From there, we shift to the ice as the Stanley Cup playoffs loom, previewing the contenders, potential matchups, and what has us most excited as the postseason approaches. We round out the sports segment by looking ahead to next week’s NFL Draft, discussing key prospects, team needs, and a few bold predictions that could shake things up on draft night.

    Stepping away from sports, Todd and Travis recap their recent trip to Minnesota, sharing highlights from the sights they saw and, of course, the breweries they explored along the way. Sean then gives his take on the new Mario movie, offering a mix of nostalgia and honest critique. To close things out, Patrick and Russell recap Hogs for the Cause 2026, telling some hilarious stories from the weekend and proudly announcing that Russell and Team Porkchopitoulas took home a special award at this year’s event.

    Be sure to follow us on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts, and don’t forget to subscribe to us on YouTube so you never miss an episode!

    2 hr 4 min
  • 10 Second Frenchers I EP 66

    The crew is back and kicking things off with a look at MLB Opening Day and the buzz surrounding the pre-season World Baseball Classic. We break down the biggest winners and losers from the international stage and early-season storylines, with a spotlight on Aaron Judge’s performance and what it all means for his season ahead, as well as a closer look at Team USA under Coach Mark DeRosa. From there, we hit the ice to preview the rapidly approaching NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs, discussing contenders, pretenders, and who might be poised to make a deep run.

    Off the field, Patrick and Sean swap stories from their separate—but equally unforgettable—St. Patrick’s Day parade adventures bringing a little chaos and plenty of laughs. Todd keeps things rolling with another must-hear movie review, while Mike throws out an “interesting” question that sends the conversation in a direction no one quite expected. Patrick steps in to right the ship and brings it home with a PSA highlighting the upcoming Hogs for the Cause event, reminding listeners how they can get involved and support a great cause. Don’t forget to follow, download, and share wherever you get your podcasts!

    1 hr 40 min
  • Small Craft Advisory: German Coast First Frost

    In this latest Small Craft Advisory Beer Review, the crew heads down to Luling to check out German Coast Beer Company and their First Frost Citrus Wheat Ale. Brewed with Louisiana orange peel, this citrus wheat promises bright, refreshing flavor—and while the guys agree it’s a solid, well-made beer, the discussion quickly turns to whether it quite delivers the punch you’d expect from the style. The beer is easy-drinking, light, and refreshing, but the citrus notes feel a little muted, and the finish could use just a bit more crispness to really make it pop. Still, it’s an enjoyable brew and sparks a good conversation about balance, drinkability, and what makes a wheat ale stand out.
    Crack one open with us as we break it all down, and don’t forget to follow Small Craft Advisory on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts so you never miss an episode.

    18 min
  • Bricked Up From Celebrini I EP 65

    In this episode, we kick things off with a lively discussion about Mardi Gras! The guys share their experiences from the parades, talking about what they loved (and didn’t love) this year. Instead of joining the chaos of Endymion Saturday, Patrick, Todd, and Travis decided to switch it up and take a trip to the relatively new German Coast Beer Co in Luling. While they had plenty of good things to say about the brewery, they also shared some concerns about beer availability and a few small details that could use a tweak.

    Next, we dive into a thrilling conversation about hockey, specifically the US vs Canada gold medal game in the Olympics. The competition was fierce, and we break down the highs, lows, and standout moments.

    Finally, Todd takes us on a journey to Starville, MS, where he recaps his trip to Mississippi State’s campus. From catching a baseball game to touring the campus with his daughter, and more.

    As always, be sure to follow us on Spotify, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts, and check out our YouTube for episodes, beer reviews, and more.

    1 hr 10 min
  • Small Craft Advisory: The Modelos

    Crack open a cold one and hop aboard for this week’s segment of Small Craft Advisory, where the tasting notes are crisp but the conversation is a little choppy. In this episode, we’re setting our sights on a triple-threat lineup from the house of Modelo: the classic Modelo Especial, the robust Modelo Negra, and the seasonal newcomer, Modelo Noche Especial. While we start with the best intentions of a professional review, the "advisory" part of our name quickly takes center stage. Before we know it, the tasting notes take a bizarre turn into the worlds of vintage cough syrups, the delicate tannins of Pinot Noirs, and the dark depths of aged rums.

    It takes a considerable amount of effort—and a very lengthy sidebar—to finally steer the ship back to the beer at hand, but we eventually find our way home. Whether you’re here for the Cerveza or the chaos, make sure you don’t miss a single voyage. Remember to follow us on Spotify or wherever you catch your favorite podcasts to stay updated on our latest reviews. If you’re watching the madness unfold on YouTube, be sure to comment, like, and subscribe to help us keep the lights on and the fridge stocked.

    42 min
  • The Beer Draft | EP 64

    On this special episode, the crew bellies up to the bar for a high-stakes Beer Snake Draft. We’re each building a personal seven-brew roster, drafting our top five essentials plus two extras to round out the ultimate fridge. The tone is set early when Mike, holding the #1 overall pick, goes for a heavy-hitter selection that caught everyone off guard and threw a wrench into the room's strategy. From navigating the turn in a snake format to playing defense to protect picks, we break down the logic (or lack thereof) behind every round to see who actually walked away with the best lineup.


    Who won? You be the judge!

    44 min
  • Sculpturez Faded Him Up | EP 63

    The stage is set in Santa Clara! After eleven years, we are getting the ultimate rematch: the Seattle Seahawks vs. the New England Patriots. But this isn't Brady vs. Wilson; it’s the dawn of a new era featuring Drake Maye and Sam Darnold.

    In this episode, we break down every angle of the Big Game, from the coaching chess match to the special teams units that might actually decide the score.

    Before we talk X’s and O’s, Russell takes a moment of silence for a cause near and dear to his heart.

    Once the whistle blows on our analysis, we dive deep into the trenches to determine who holds the edge. From the high-flying offensive schemes to the suffocating defensive units and the often-overlooked impact of special teams.

    The conversation then shifts from the field to the front office as we discuss the final coaching hires of the 2026 cycle. We explore what these new leadership roles mean for the future of the league and which franchises just hit the jackpot. To wrap things up, we put our reputations on the line with our official Super Bowl LX score predictions. We also highlight our favorites for the MVP trophy, debating whether a quarterback will hoist the award or if a dark horse has a legitimate chance.


    38 min
  • Small Craft Advisory: Saloon Door Fluffy Nuts

    Hold onto your glasses—this might be a record-breaker! In this segment of Small Craft Advisory, the guys tackle a heavyweight contender from Texas: Saloon Door Brewing’s Fluffy Nuts.

    At a massive 9.6% ABV, this Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Imperial Cream Ale promised a lot on paper, and boy, did it deliver. In fact, this may be our highest-rated beer in segment history. With the "lowest" score sitting at a 3.8 and multiple 4.5 out of 5 ratings hitting the table, it’s safe to say the crew was impressed.

    • The Flavor Profile: Everyone agreed the palate was loaded with ample amounts of creamy peanut butter and just enough marshmallow fluff to round it out.

    • The Danger Zone: The most shocking part? It was so well-balanced that it didn't taste or feel like a 9.6% beer. It’s dangerously smooth—so smooth that having more than one or two might leave you on the floor.

    • The Commitment: While most of the guys cautioned against the high ABV, Patrick was ready to go all in. He enjoyed the brew so much he claimed he’d "willingly sign up" for the floor if it meant drinking more Fluffy Nuts.

    Is this the ultimate dessert beer, or is it a trap for your Friday night? Check out the full breakdown to see why the scores skyrocketed for this one.

    • Listen: Catch all our latest beer reviews in the Small Craft Advisory segment on your favorite podcast platform.

    • Watch: See the shock on our faces when we realized the ABV—watch the full video review on YouTube!

    Don't forget to comment, like, and subscribe so we can keep the high-gravity reviews coming!

    23 min

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7 Wagoneers up to no good discussing sports, movies, memorabilia, alcohol, life’s problems, and more.