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Driving drunk practice. Things that dogs like. Expensive phone. Face punch. Bad for business. Mix tape. Best smoking spot for spliffs. Just trying to help. Describe the parking lot. Body wash and bar soap. Motorcycle laps say it back. Parking … Continue reading →

Late start shorter show. Carpet color. Lost the hearing aids. Hotel pranks. Birthday dissociative wallet on top. Small hole in the carpet. Angry raccoon. Forgot the wavier for shopping and panties. Sneak the lettuce. Deserved to get hit in the … Continue reading →

Trouble in bed. Legally provide tips to employees. Bribes. Money. Deserved to get punched in the face. Not being forced to stay. More punching. Face punching for money. Lock the bathroom doors from the outside. Lock the room from the … Continue reading →

Everything was broken for a bit. Gas return. Definitely going to be late to the store. Foot tire. Pump number three please. Making a break from the pet store. Cleaning your floor fee and all the floor mats. Knock the … Continue reading →

Toilet sticks. Park next to your car. Employee parking. Side door. Lunch break. Zero to talk. More employee parking. Secret bathroom. Winston special. Jennifer. Where you at. Same as what she knows and parking. Employee bathrooms. Excessive name spelling. Switch … Continue reading →

Tips for hotel sneaking. Intimate hotel prep fee. Information about the customer on pump three. Crying bagel seasoning seeds. Tire dressing. Hand to hand cash transaction. Bequeathed stuff and transferring ownership. Stepped in dog poop. You have my permission to … Continue reading →

Get this stuff outta here. Small hamburgers. Stop stacking the bottle caps. Clocking in as a customer with a signed permission slip. Offensive food orders. Go get my cigarettes please.  Scare my sister in the drive-thru. That burger scared my … Continue reading →

Sanitation checks. Getting into Jesus. Light touching to pump gas. Putting bees in the gas door. Observe the hand washing signature. Angry milk door. Your name on the envelope. Rummage sale at the house. Milk door peeking. Fake prank. Install … Continue reading →

Happy New Years Yearly Extended Show! We start off with SPlink and Toxic. Parking lot fireworks. People in room limit. Drawer stuff. Midnight time pop off. Limits on face punching. Exchange services in the lobby. Fake echo. Dog on leg. … Continue reading →

There’s a chanced I messed up the audio on the beginning of this show when it was recorded. Having hotel puppies. Trying to find the sandwich. Reserve a parking spot. Special animals. Allowed to use adult diapers anywhere. Adult diaper … Continue reading →