Wasting ALL the Time

This week Dave wants to live creative, Jon exposes the lies of the great twitterbot machine before your very eyes, and Cody will be safe from smoke inhalation. Also, this is not a toy!

This week Jon critiques Dave's salami, Kristen gets excited about sharks, Cody experiences the blue screen of literal death, and Dave was tired of waiting for Jon's cooking. Also, there are such boobs!

This week Dave tells us all about diatomaceous earth, Jon tells us all about a Guinness folk tale, and Cody tells us all about his mantra from high school. Also, can you guess how many jelly beans are in this episode?

This week Dave saw the eclipse (IT WAS AMAZING!), Cody was not part or party to that in any way shape and/or form, and Jon screams in a federal courthouse. Also, say fifteen Hail Mary's and you'll be good.

Jon talks about the plastic six pack rings.

This week Casey is still here regretting his words, Jon is good at feet, Dave is not a good manager, and Cody gives Jon a new nickname. Also, TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week Dave was too lazy to know what the date is, Jon is in a long existential nightmare, Casey feels that the meerkat is his spirit animal, and Cody is looking forward to the tragedy. Also all is lost... this is Hell... thanks a lot for joining us... you are damned... abandon all hope... goodnight folks!

This week Cody wants to grab some bountiful nuggets, Dave is not a vampire, and Jon made some killer tacos. Also what is a pet name, actually?

This week Dave starts off a little drunk, Cody is keeping it worldly, and Jon wants to know what day it is. Also, New Jersey doesn't have a link. (AND THAT'S ALL JUST IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES! #VALUE)