Wasting ALL the Time

This week Jon, Dave, and Will make a joke that's never been made before. Also, bonus material!

Show notes: 

-The Nacho Thing

-WHYBUT?: Cholera, sushi, concerts, handymen, Minecraft, etc. 

-Fruitwards: "Lusty Neighbors," "Mind-controlled Prototype," "Bureaucratic Castle," "Explosive History," "Delicious Solutions" 

-IGotW: The Guest Game (insurance salesman)

-Will's W.O.W.

    This week, Jon is forced to reveal his beliefs, Dave ruins everything by participating, and Cody wants you to "remember the death ray." Also, bell peppers can't dance the tango for sh*t.

Show notes: 

  -WHYBUT?: Archery tag, dieting, singing, gym memberships, Minecraft, smoked salmon, jumping the Godwin, etc.

  -Fruitwards: Numb Vampires, Angry Instructors

  -LSS: Rocky gave up the mob life to work retail and is having transition issues. -from Brent

  -IGOTW: Evil Stick of Gum

  -Questionnaise: from Jason, Kell, Anthony, Brent, and Jason.

  -Cody's Words of Wisdom

    This week Cody is calling on behalf of Morbidity InternationalTM, Dave is a surgeon having one of those days, and Jon prepares a malpractice lawsuit. Also, "I just want to help!"

Show notes:

-Call for Halloween scenes

-WHYBUT?: Games!

-Fruitwards: "Morbid Telemarketers" "Experimental Romance" "Mindless Surgery"

-IGotW: The Horoscope Game (Cancer, Libra, Aries)

-Cody's W.O.W.

This week, a guestful show has Cody making Protein Powder Pancakes, Jon goes on a date to Dairy Queen with a game-show contestant, Will uses coconuts to woo mates, Dave gets to retire at 50, and Kristen is either annoyed or slightly annoyed! Also, that's all in one scene! 

Fruitwards: "Futuristic Masterpiece," "Naked Laws," and "Nervous Cards." 

Improv Game of the Week: The Dating Game

Questionnaise: "Now that Microsoft has purchased Mojang and your precious Minecraft, what will they do with it?" -Jason Pano

"Me: Why is there a cupcake on my desk? Me in response to myself: Why ask why? #isthisagodquestion" -@MouseSocks

"Is setting up dominoes and then knocking them over a waste of time? How about if I just set them up and leave them that way forever?" -Kell Brigan

"Watching 2001: A Space Odyssey on TCM. What was with all the monkeys for like, 20 mins? #isthisagoodquestion" -@MouseSocks

"Are Rice Krispies made out of rice?" -@MouseSocks

This week our special guest (S.G. Brent Randolph) informs us of the post-modern state of supervillainy, Cody's sister-bedding days are over, and Dave is... Dave. Also, STICK THE LANDING!

This week, the guys are all over the place. Jon colorfully explains how dishwashing is done, Dave thinks asparagus is funny, and Cody is just running the left side of the turkey. Also, this is an ego-free zone, man...

This week, Jon interviews retired professor and astrophysicist Dr. Sundrum and his publisher/editor/damage-control agent Mr. Weatherby. The Doctor is writing a series of novels for children but they may need some adjustments for tone.

This week, guest host Will is bribing #1 fan status from the guys. Cody hosts a terribly confused game-show, Jon is re-branding the tools of the wizarding world, & Dave hints at Superman's new secret identity. Also, 5 means you're very attractive. Inherently.

This week, the guys tackle the big topics! Cody shops at a farmer's market "sans scruples," Jon makes a case for the PERFECT date movie, and Stephen King (Dave) has gone insane. Also, a little guns and a little butter.

This week, Jon has some porcelain, mutated, bad dogs to sell, Cody loses his knights in Tijuana, and Dave joins a snazzy monastery. Also, do you know how bachelorette parties sometimes go?