Watch This Or Die

Cue your John Carpenter theme music. Get your Bill Shatner mask back from some limey podcasters. Club an old woman to death with a hammer. Hang a teenager on a wall with a knife like he's a fucking piece of art and get your ass over to Laurie Strode's bunker because ya'll have some unfinished business to settle. It is our great pleasure to recommend to you for our 4th installment of our 1st annual Horrorfest, the only John Carpenter sanctioned sequel to his 1978 classic slasher horror flick, Halloween (2018). 

Clips from: Halloween (2018), John Carpenter, Grind House, Halloween (1978), Heavy Young Heathens & Vice News.

Befriend a young shoeless girl. Teacher her morse code. Cut the eyes out of a black trash bag. Quietly hide in the backseat of a strangers station wagon and always hit a bully as hard as you can. For our 3rd installment of our 1st annual Horrorfest we emphatically recommend for you, Let Me In (2010). 

Clips from: Let Me In, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back & Judas Priest.

It doesn't think. It doesn't feel. It doesn't sleep. It doesn't give up. It follows. Unprotected sex will haunt you in this weeks movie recommendation from our 1st annual horrorfest. It's David Robert Mitchell's supernatural horror thriller, "It Follows" (2015).

Clips from: It Follows, Rockwell (feat. Michael Jackson) & Disasterpeace.

Grab you a sweet racing jacket, sup up a 1970's muscle car, moonlight as a getaway driver, get involved with another man's wife and take a hammer to a strip club because we've got a score to settle with some wise guy assholes. Sometimes beauty can also be the beast in this weeks killer movie recommendation, Nicolas Winding Refn's mesmerizing action drama, "Drive" (2011). 

Clips from: Drive, REO Speed Wagon, College (feat. Electric Youth), MC Hammer & The Celeb Factory.

Put on a ski mask, grab yourself a gun, hold up a bank, bury the get away car on your ranch and then go visit an Indian Casino because we've got some money to launder and more banks to rob sunshine. We are ecstatic that the movie we are recommending to you this week is, the Oscar nominated heist thriller from David Mackenzie, "Hell or High Water" (2016). 

Clips From: Hell or High Water.

Shave your head, beat the shit out of a car, then completely shatter a man's arm, snap another man's spine and while you're at it drag some poor bastard's face across a concrete floor because we've got to get our asses down to cell block 99. This weeks movie recommendation is not for the easily squeamish or faint of heart. That being said it gives us great pleasure to suggest to you, S. Craig Zahler's "Brawl In Cell Block 99" (2017).  

Clips From: Brawl In Cell Block 99, Hey U Guys, The Hollywood Reporter & Variety.

Get you a big ass plate of nachos, wash it down with a few shots of Chartreuse, admire a pair of women's feet, let a complete stranger give you a lap dance and fire up your Detroit muscle car because we've got promises to keep and miles to go before we sleep. So hang onto your asses because the very first movie we proudly suggest to you is, Quentin Tarantino's "Death Proof" (2007). 

Clips from: Death Proof & Inglorious Basterds.

Are you a movie lover? Are you tired of the usual, mindless, retread Hollywood crap or the shitty straight to VOD horse shit that stars some former A-List actor? Are you looking for some kick ass movie recommendations? Movies that have balls? Movies that have depth? Movies that will keep you up at night and shake your very soul? Then you've come to the right place. We are Watch This Or Die Podcast and we wholeheartedly believe that you should Watch This Or Die!