Watch Your Mouth Podcast

By WYM Crew

This is a podcast has two main features - a filthy mouth and a mission. With our Charity Swear Jar, we aim to put our horrendous vocabulary to good use.... more

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The podcast currently has 211 episodes available.

Watch Your Mouth Podcast episodes:

September 15, 2016 Watch Your Mouth - Drunk as F*@K: Part Deux - Ep 58
Summary: The lads dive back into their foggy liquor soaked memories to regale in more tales of drunk stupidity. Also Critter adds his take on TV shows gone to soon!
In the Studio:
Dan
Ken
Critter
Cocktail du Jour: Tom Collins
- juice of 1 lemon
- juice of 1/2 lime
- 2 drops orange oil
- 1 oz gin
- level tsp powdered sugar
- soda water
- combine in...wait for it... a Collins glass
Quote du Jour:
Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.
Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier.
Logan: Go fuck yourself.
Erik Lehnsherr, Professor Charles Xavier, and Logan (James Howlett)[Wolverine] - X-Men: First Class
Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”
...more
1h 41min
September 08, 2016 Watch Your Mouth - I Miss that F@%king Show! - Ep 57
Summary: The lads and lady are talking about good TV shows that were ended too soon! Milk tasting... WTF is going on in the Land Locked Yacht Club. This could be a bounce castle in the zeppelin?
In the Studio:
Dan
Ken
Jessica
Michael
Cocktail du Jour: Sidecar
- 2 oz Cognac
- 3/4 oz Lemon Juice
- 3/4 oz triple Sec
Shake and strain into cocktail glass
Quote du Jour:
Donnie: You're such a fuck-ass!
Rose Darko: Please.
Elizabeth: What? Did you just call me a "fuck-ass"?
Rose Darko: Elizabeth, that's enough.
Elizabeth: You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Elizabeth: You want me to tell you?
Donnie: Please, tell me.
Rose Darko: We will not have this at the dinner table.
Donnie: [Mouthing] I'm all ears!
Elizabeth Darko, Rose Darko and Donnie Darko - Donnie Darko
Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”
...more
1h 21min
September 01, 2016 Watch Your Mouth - Drunk as F#@k! - Ep 56
Summary: The lads are back from break and reflect on times when they were super drunk (or at least try and piece together a coherent story).
In the Studio:
Dan
Ken
Critter
Cocktail du Jour: Salty Dog
- 1 part gin
- 3 parts grapefruit juice
- shake and pour over ice filled, salt-rimmed glass
Quote du Jour:
Cleon: Did you know that the word "maraschino" came from the boxer, Rocky Maraschino.
Donald: Uh, it's actually, "Rocky Marciano."
Cleon: WHATEVER, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Cleon Salmon and Donnie the waiter - Slammin' Salmon
Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”
...more
1h 16min
August 25, 2016 Semester 6 Mid Term - Flood Bonus Reel
Summary: The lads/lady are fooding up in this Bonus Reel! How not to order horrible pizza and making nachos in the microwave... food talk. This mini-podcast is just for fun but proceeds from swearing will go toward the flood victims of Louisiana.
In the Restaurant:
Dan
Ken
Critter
Jess
Cocktail du Jour: Beers
Grab your favorite beer and enjoy!
Quote du Jour:
Ken - Mushroom is the sound guy. It's important but he is back stage...
Ken, Flood Bonus Reel
Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”
...more
19min
August 19, 2016 Watch Your Mouth - Pets We Love and Hate! - Ep 55
Summary: The lads/lady discuss pets. Why we love them, why they are better than most people,....The list can go on and on. They also prepare themselves for their midterm break.
In the Studio:
Dan
Ken
Critter
Jess
Cocktail du Jour: Pimm's Cup
-Equal parts Pimms #1 and lemonade
- Splash 7-Up
- Garnish with cucumber
Pym's Cup:
- same shit... in a shot glass
Yellow Jacket:
- 2 oz tequila
- 1 oz St. Germaine
- 3/4 oz yellow chartreuse
- dash of orange bitters
- garnish w/ lemon twist
Quote du Jour:
Jamie - Hey you know what, you and I should stay friends.
Parker - Really?
Jamie - No, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Jamie and Parker - Friends with Benefits
Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”
...more
1h 34min
August 11, 2016 Watch Your Mouth - What the FUCK is that SMELL!?! - Ep 54
Summary: The lads discuss peculiar smells they love/hate. They trigger fond memories for some, but others...well let's just say, some smells can cause blinding rage!
In the Studio:
Dan
Ken
Critter
Spencer
Cocktail du Jour: Rob Roy
- 2 oz Scotch Whisky
- 3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth
- A couple dashes of Angostura Bitters
Mix all ingredients in a glass and with ice. Stir and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry and serve to Liam Neeson.
Quote du Jour:
Cleaning Man at Flophouse: [damaged skin on the Terminator is rotting from gangrene] Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?
[the Terminator visualizes: 'POSSIBLE RESPONSE: YES/NO; OR WHAT?; GO AWAY; PLEASE COME BACK LATER; FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE; FUCK YOU']
The Terminator: Fuck you, asshole.
Terminator and The Cleaning Man - The Terminator
Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”
...more
1h 15min
August 04, 2016 Watch Your Mouth - Road Trip: Good, Bad, and Ugly!! -Ep 53
Summary: This episode the lads main topic is Road Trips! Also, SPENCER IN THE HOUSE and Cocktails with a side of Dan's Arcade!
In the Studio:
Dan
Ken
Critter
Spencer
Cocktail du Jour: Sputnik
- 45 mL Vodka
- 15 mL Fernet Branca
- 15 mL Lemon Juice
- 1/2 tsp sugar
Shake and strain into chilled martini glass
Quote du Jour:
Bobby - "To the victor, belongs the spoils."
Tony - "Why don't you get the fuck out of here. Before I shove your quotations book up your fat fucking ass!"
Tony Soprano and Bobby Baccalieri - The Sopranos
Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”
...more
1h 32min
July 28, 2016 Watch Your Mouth - I LOVE THIS TRACK! - Ep 52
Summary: The lads are back at it again! MUSIC THAT GETS YOU PUMPED!! Also discussing the latest and greatest in entertainment in Dan's Arcade. Cursing on behalf of the Lake Pontchartrain Basin Foundation.
In the Studio:
Dan
Ken
Critter
Cocktail du Jour: The Neutron
- 2 oz vodka
- 0.5 oz Midori
- dash of Blue Curacao
- top off w/ 7-Up
- Not hardcore enough? Rim glass with dirt from Chernobyl
Quote du Jour:
Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
Ken and Harry – In Bruges
Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”
...more
1h 18min
July 28, 2016 Watch Your Mouth - I LOVE THIS TRACK! - Ep 52
Summary: The lads are back at it again! MUSIC THAT GETS YOU PUMPED!! Also discussing the latest and greatest in entertainment in Dan's Arcade. Cursing on behalf of the Lake Pontchartrain Basin Foundation.
In the Studio:
Dan
Ken
Critter
Cocktail du Jour: The Neutron
- 2 oz vodka
- 0.5 oz Midori
- dash of Blue Curacao
- top off w/ 7-Up
- Not hardcore enough? Rim glass with dirt from Chernobyl
Quote du Jour:
Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
Ken and Harry – In Bruges
Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”
...more
1h 18min
July 21, 2016 Watch Your Mouth - Fashionable as Fuck! - Ep 51
In the Studio Today:
Dan
Ken
Critter
Ryan
Summary: We're back! Kicking off semester 6 with introducing our new charity, Ryan drops some new cocktails on us (one is great, one is fucking terrible), and finally, we dive into a subject we never really talked about before...Fashion.
Cocktail du Jour: Painkiller
- 2oz Dark Rum
- 4oz Pineapple Juice
- 1oz Coconut Cream
- 1oz Orange Juice
Mix in a tall glass with ice.
2nd Cocktail - Smoker's Cough
- 1 shot of Jager
- 1 dab of Mayo (eeeeewwww)
Drink the shot if you dare!
**DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK**
Quote du Jour:
Jay: Type this shit down. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob.
Jay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"
...more
1h 27min

FAQs about Watch Your Mouth Podcast:

How many episodes does Watch Your Mouth Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 211 episodes available.