In the Studio Today:

Dan

Ken

Critter

Jess

Summary: "Red faced and shrinking:" the lads share their most embarassing stories from grammar/high school, review some new movie trailers, and Jess shows up for the second half!

Cocktail du Jour:

The "Larry"

- Spiced Rum

- (diet) Orange Soda

Mix in a glass with ice and INSIST that the bar name it after you.

Quote du Jour:

"Alright, Hector, here's the gameplan: you're gonna bring us two Absolut martinis - you know how I like 'em, straight up - and exactly seven and one-half minutes after that you're gonna bring us two more and then... two more after that every five minutes until one of us passes the FUCK out."

- Mark Hanna, The Wolf of Wall Street

Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today:

Dan

Ken

Critter

Paul L

Ollie

Summary: "... and then everything went to shit." The lads discuss moments of relentless fuckups, the new Suicide Squad trailer, and to never tangle with an ill-tempered dik dik

Cocktail du Jour:

Fuzzy Navel

In a glass with ice, pour equal parts:

- Orange juice

- Peach Schnapps

Quote du Jour:

Gibson: "You should clone yourself."

Drucker: "Why's that?"

Gibson: "So you can FUCK yourself!"

Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today:

Dan

Ken

Critter

John G

Summary: We did con... hard! The lads recap their favorite moments from Wizard Con, roll the compiled audio interviews, and get buzzed on bubbly.

Cocktail(s) du Jour:

1. Jack and Coke (hereinafter referred to as a "Lemmy")

- 1 fuck-ton of Jack Daniels

- a whisper of Coca-Cola (optional)

Chug whilst editing the school magazine.

2. Champagne

- champagne

- glass

Sip, swear, and celebrate.

Quote du Jour:

"What the fuck is the internet?" - Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today:

Dan

Ken

Ryan

Critter

Michael

John G

Summary: Happy Fuckin' New Year! The lads discuss bacon, the first time they remember swearing, and Dan recaps the past year in gaming.

Cocktail(s) du Jour:

1. The Revenant

- 3 oz Blk Vodka

- 3 oz Chambord

- 3 oz Cranberry juice

- Lemon & Lime juice

- Dry Ice

Carefully layer the vodka, Chambord, and Cranberry Juice. Throw in the citrus juice to taste, then add the dry ice.

Sip quietly, pray for Leo, and snuggle up in your favorite animal corpse.

2. The Scrapper (who comes up with this shit?)

- 1 oz Blue Curacao

- 3 oz Peppermint Schnapps

- 3.5 oz Monster Zero (blue)

- 1 oz Jäger

Pairs nicely with a bowl of the last bit of three different kinds of cereal and non-dairy creamer reconstituted with tap water

Quote du Jour:

"This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!" - Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today:

Dan

Ken

Ryan

Critter

Paul

Summary: Last show of the 2015! Ken asks what do you laugh so hard at you can't breath! Dan's Arcade is SPOILER FREE for Star Wars and other movies coming out the week of Christmas. Ryan also adds to Dan's Arcade with some cool game recommendations. CRITTER IN THE HOUSE! Also Paul is in the house!

Cocktail(s) du Jour:

1. Ruby Slipper

Shot:

- 1 oz Crown Royal

- 2 oz Sprite

- Splash of grenadine.

Fill a shot glass three-quarters full with Crown Royal, and with grenadine. Fill any large glass with Sprite. Drop the shot glass into the Sprite and drink everything.

2. Ruby Titty

In a (nicer) glass with ice:

-3 oz Crown Royal

-4 oz Sprite

Fill a shot glass three-quarters full with Crown Royal, and with grenadine. Fill any large glass with Sprite. Drop the shot glass into the Sprite and drink everything.

Quote du Jour:

Carl Hanratty: "Would you like to hear me tell a joke?"

Earl Amdursky: "Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you."

Carl Hanratty: "Knock knock."

Earl Amdursky: "Who's there?"

Carl Hanratty: "Go fuck yourselves."

- Catch Me if You Can

Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In Studio:

Ken

Dan

Spencer

Paul

Michael

Description: A while back, we made our first attempt at recording episode 11, and, well... remember that scene where Ripley finds her deformed clone? Well, we took the proverbial flame thrower to it, but still managed to salvage the good bits, submitted here for your approval.

In the Studio Today:

Dan

Spencer

Paul

Michael

John G.

Summary: This episode includes are favorite filthy mouthed comedians. Dan's Arcade covers movies you can watch over and over again. Also STAR WARS the Force Awakens hit's the theaters (SPOILER FREE). Sisters also Alvin and the Chipmunks debut. Also an Under the Hood segment with Paul and Spencer explain what the difference gasoline ratings.

Cocktail(s) du Jour:

Yoda Swamp Mojito-

2 oz Light Rum

.5 oz Peppermint Schnapps

.5 oz Lime Vodka

.5 Lime

12 Mint Leaves

3 oz Club Soda

2 tsp Sugar

How to make a Yoda Swamp Mojito

In a cocktail shaker Muddle the Lime, Sugar and Mint leaves.

Then add Light rum, Peppermint schnapps and lime vodka. Shake until cool.

Pour into your cocktail glass and top with Club Soda.

http://www.drinklab.org/yoda-swamp-mojito/

Quote du Jour:

"I'll trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body, you fuck!" - Banky Edwards, Chasing Amy

Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today:

Dan

Ken

Ryan

Michael

Chris "Critter" Spears

Summary: Stay out of the goddamn stores... "the Purge" is real! The lads discuss the confusing nature of Black Friday deals, their strangest dreams, and Ryan enlightens us on the beautiful simplicity of "put it in a bowl."

Cocktail(s) du Jour:

1. The Black Friday

In a glass with ice:

- 1/2 bourbon

- 1/2 ginger ale

- garnish with lime

Chug, spike on the floor, and get in on that Best Buy mosh pit.

2. Some other holiday thing Ryan found

In a (nicer) glass with ice:

- 1/2 Apple cider

- 1/2 Honey Jack Daniels

Sip quietly whilst listening to jazz piano, comforted by your decision to shop online like a civilized human being.

Quote du Jour:

"A rich man gets of work, THEN buys a stereo... not after fuckin' BRUNCH!" - Mooj (who has a FUCKIN' BROOKLYN ACCENT, OK?!?!), the 40 Year-Old Virgin

Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today:

Dan

Ken

Ryan

Spencer

Little John

Summary: Bow your heads and be reverent for fuck sake! The lads discuss Thanksgiving fare, Spencer recaps his visit to the track, and Dan raves about Jessica Jones.

Cocktail du Jour: Harvest Punch (buckle up... this will wreck you)

In a large bowl or pitcher:

- 1 cup chai tea

- 1/4 cup sugar

- 1 cup apple cider (alcoholic cider if you're feeling extra crazy)

- 1 cup bourbon

- juice of 3-4 limes

Take a few sips to help pre-game for that conversation with uncle Gary about how "THIS COUNTRY's GOIN' TO SHIT!"

Quote du Jour:

"MOther fuckin, titty-suckin', two-balled BITCH!" - Agent Zoil, Paul

Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today:

Dan

Ken

Michael

Ryan

Summary: Hoth and bothered. The lads discuss Star Wars: Battlefront, "fat hacks," and Dan's equinophobia (Google it).

Cocktail du Jour: The Toasted Almond.

In a glass w/ ice, equal parts:

- Kaluha

- Amaretto

- cream (whipping cream, half and half, your call)

Quote du Jour:

"How do you say 'mother fucker' in Spanish?" - Slammin' Cleon Salmon, The Slammin' Salmon

Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"