Watchbots

Just your normal Saturday morning cartoon about eugenics and the horrors of war. But hey! The toys were cool. Exosquad.

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Target: Earth!, Part 1

We talk about:

Providing value in a big bad world | Dragula Theory | Being lovers

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Because who wouldn't want to see Aquaman fight killer bees? The All-New Super Friends Hour.

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Sadly not available except legally! But it's got Attack of the 50-Foot Woman and Attack of the Killer Bees

We talk about:

A. Whitney Brown | Will Ferrell | Chevy Chase

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A beloved video game series with a heavy dose of whine. The Legend of Zelda.

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The Ringer

We talk about:

Link's balls | Amateur magic | Mr. Belvedere

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It's been a bit! But we're still here. And we're back with a doozy. The Flintstone Kids.

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The Great Freddini

We talk about:

Feeling old | Krang getting nasty | PTSD after seeing a rat die

and finish up with the Mailbag.

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It's been a bit! But we're still here. And we're back with a doozy. The Flintstone Kids.

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The Great Freddini

We talk about:

The Diceman | Potato people | Magic Mustard

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A dash of Jurassic Park, a touch of Star Wars, a pinch of manifest destiny and a load of BS and you end up with...Dino-Riders.

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The Adventure Begins

We talk about:

Can't miss ideas | Colonialism | Crappy slot cars

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Take Ducktales, remove the charm and humor, replace it with humor so slow it'd lose in a footrace to Milton Berle (current-day) and you end up with Count Duckula.

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Family Reunion

We talk about:

How vampires work | How ducks work | Dying inside while watching a cartoon

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Find out what happens when a series predicated on brutal fatalities replaces goofball violence with saying the name of the show over and over! Mortal Kombat: Defends of the Realm

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Kombat Begins Again

We talk about:

Kharacters being hungry | Leisurely pace | Kash-ins

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We're rewriting the whole script! We rank the worst of the worst children's TV themes of all time in Watchbots Presents: March Madness: The Definitive Ranking of the Worst Children's Television Theme Songs of All Time: The Ultimate Challenge.

SPOILER ALERT: LIST IN FULL IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SHOW NOTES.

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Cashing in on that sweet 2-week late SEO to talk about not Little Orphan Annie. It's Punky Brewster!

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Punky To The Rescue / Quartersize Quarterback

We talk about:

Subtext | Gaping holes | Hitmen

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