Watchin' Horror: A Horror Movie Podcast

Jared & Christina are back with a show update! Listen in as they talk about where they've been, and where the show's going...oh, and tangents and ramblings too. 

Spoiler alert: Jared & Christina spend a significant amount of time bashing "28 Days Later" on this weeks episode. Listen in as they question all the praise for this horror film, contemplate cringey memory erasure, and take a logical look and controllable projectile blood vomit as an effective vehicle for zombie infection! Seriously, that last sentence was more entertaining than 2 hours worth of "28 Days Later".

Since we ramble, here are some timestamps of note:

Intro- 00:00

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Before she partnered up with Beverly Hills heartthrobs to kill vampires, Kristy Swanson starred in the 1986 horror movie "Deadly Friend" where she got to showcase her robot impression, dabble in the art of breaking necks, and show us all how to throw a basketball like a bloody champ! 

Jared & Christina tackle this disaster of a film while exposing the awful realities of adult onesies, hairy nipples, and cowboy hats, question why 80's bullies always own some kind of motorbike, and other non sequiturs. If it weren't for all the cursing, talk of death, blood and guts, it would be fun for the whole family.

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After an unexpected hiatus, Jared & Christina are back to hold your hand through horror! This week, a new coffee feature debuts and exposes our hosts as coffee snobs and Christina annoys Jared with her state pronunciation and love for Chicago deep dish.

Episode 14 has our hosts dive into one of the greatest horror movies of all time, the 1978 classic, Halloween! Listen in we offer a possible reason for the lack of adults in Haddonfield while babysitters are being murdered, realize Mike Myers is also a real creep, and compare the babysitting struggles of Halloween and Adventures in Babysitting.

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In this week's episode, we examine the absolute worst group of zombie apocalypse survivors ever in the 1968 horror classic, Night of the Living Dead. If that's not enough to grab you, we have way too deep discussions on plant pillows, how everyone's "Zombie Survival Plan" sucks, and Kiss coffins vs.  Costco coffins.  

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What do gas masks, hanger masks, FBI Most Wanted Lists, and Nazi leprechauns have a common? Not a whole lot, but Jared & Christina tie them all together while discussing M.O.M (Mothers of Monsters). Listen in as they break down this modern twist on the "found footage" horror genre, overanalyze and vilify everyone on camera. Just your average conversation about psychopathic teenagers, fed up mothers, and mentions of Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

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Another week, another horror move walkthrough with Jared & Christina. This week, the original Child's Play gets the ridiculous deep dive treatment of  Watchin' Horror. Listen as we nitpick at Tesla's and serial killer culture, while we learn a bit more about Jared's less than typical childhood, and Christina schools us all on the Electromagnetic Spectrum. The exploration of Child's Play takes us to places such as the Aunt Maggies poor life choices, Andy's sad birthday and the Tommy Wiseau Voodoo loving lookalike Charles Lee Ray and so much more.

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From "They're Here," to "This house is clean,"  Jared & Christina overanalyze the 1982 horror (sort of?) classic movie "Poltergeist"! What happens when the director of Texas Chainsaw Massacre teams up with the director of E.T.? Well...you get a shiny horror film where the the only death is that of an offscreen canary, oh and there's and an oddly random face tearing hallucination. As is the case every week, Jared and Christina go in way too deep and way off road. 

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This week, Jared & Christina celebrate Killer Klowns From Outer Space! Listen as they praise this cult classic's clown kills, cotton candy Hawaiian Punch filled death sacks, and it's lumbering antagonists!  In true Watchin' Horror fashion, it's not all good vibes as Jared is a little fussy and rants against the very existence of armadillos while Christina stumbles on a clown-themed motel. In other words, a typical Watchin' Horror roller coaster.

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It's the SUPER LATE 8th episode of Watchin' Horror where Jared and Christina talk Candyman(1992)! Listen as Jared defines "poopmenship" and Christina suggests gift baskets for street tuffs. Also, we dive deep into the scary Candyman mythos and discover this whole creepy murderous Candyman business could have been avoided if not for a nosey cleaning woman! This whole movie is really a cautionary tale to keep your mouth shut...and not just because of the bees.

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