Watching Films on the Toilet

In which Ben and Eamonn return after a long, unexplained absence to talk about Mickey 17. Ben tries out a new ‘bad boy’ image by doing lots of swearing, Eamonn weighs the pros and cons of JD Vance and old friend of the podcast Joe Rogan gets in touch with an update on his rapidly melting brain.

Eamonn and Ben dump a couple of logs in the toilet fire and check out Shane Black's The Long Kiss Goodnight! There's an annual festive rap from Big Turkey Neck, an angry man from Plymouth delivers a Christmas message, and Gordon Ramsey pops in for a chat! And with a whole host of celebrity messages, this episode is even better than finding a lump of coal in your stocking! Ho! Ho! Ho?

Eamonn and Ben get drawn into their own survival horror movie while they watch 30 Days of Night! And - spoiler alert - they don't make it out alive! There are letters from the worm in Eamonn's brain and a really angry man from Plymouth. Plus an exclusive anniversary interview with Tony Montana! You know how you can't look away from a car crash? Let us know if you can't stop listening to one. 

Eamonn and Ben don their togas for a fearsome back and forth about Gladiator 2! A host of celebrities line up to deliver an offensive message to Ben, and we hear what Donald Trump really thought of The Apprentice. Plus there's an in depth discussion about Tom Cruise' bulbous nose, Jeff Bridges pops along for a high-pitched interview and there's a whole lot of nonsense about stupid historical figures!

Eamonn and Ben celebrate Trump’s historic victory by watching a film he referred to as “a hatchet job” - The Apprentice! There’s letters from a couple of disgraced celebrities, and an interview with none other than… Donald Trump! You’ll also learn the important rules that every alpha male should follow to make it in the world, and there’s a right kerfuffle when it’s time to fish or flush!

Eamonn and Ben stretch their vocal cords for a chat about Joker: Folie à Deux! Ben also receives some long-awaited answers about his kidnapping in France and Eamonn shares some statistics! Sounds fun, right? There’s also an interview with The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, a letter from the deceased King of Pop and that game they can’t decide a name for!

Eamonn and Ben are replaced by devil dolls for a discussion about Longlegs! After they've guessed how long Longlegs legs really are, they have a nice chat with Jason Statham, receive a couple of scathing letters and stare at some shiny balls full of devil mind gas. Plus there’s another high stakes game you can join in with at home AND Ben finds some weird black goo...

Eamonn and Ben are back - older and definitely dumber - for a chat about Alien: Romulus! Is it worthy of the original classics or does it crash and burn like the later entires in the franchise? And there are a load of celebrity guests of course! We’ve got James Cameron’s hot take on the movie, Donald Trump’s unexpected podcast endorsement and an in-depth interview with ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER about his iconic movie costumes! Plus there’s a high stakes game you can join in with at home along with all the latest movie news!

In which Eamonn and Ben struggle through the universally panned, Blade Trinity.

Eamonn faces inner turmoil, Ben takes a joke too far, there are letters from angry Plymouthians and they promise the next episode will be better.

“Haven’t you read Stoker’s fable?”

Uh? In this episode Eamonn and Ben get ever so Scottish with 80s fantasy classic, Highlander! There's more chat about Gladiators, shocking events in their hometown and a Summarwee battle to the death! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!