You ever watch somebody choke down a bad meal they ordered just to save face? That’s the entire Democratic Party since Trump left office. And if crow were a traded commodity, it’d be sitting on the NASDAQ right next to Tesla. The Left is gorging themselves on feathered regret—and not even with seasoning. Just raw, bitter, unfiltered crow.

It’s funny how I see polls that supposedly show Trump’s approval dropping, and my first instinct is to deny it. In the old days, I might have at least paused, maybe asked, “Is it true?” But now? I read it like my horoscope.

And even if you did have an issue with Trump on something—by the time you figured out what your beef was, he’s already doing something you secretly like.

You hate him on trade, but oops—he just lowered your insulin costs. 

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