What happens when you hit up oil companies for charity?

worth of equipment behind in Iraq -- with no word on whether it'll be returned or replaced.

South Dakota is more than a thousand miles from Ground Zero. Didn't keep disaster loans from winding up there after 9/11.

Think you got snared in the domestic spying scandal?

What did the President know about you -- and when did he know it?

If you can't figure out who the terrorists are -- just put everyone's name on the list. Your government has pretty much given up and gone that route.

FEMA found money to upgrade skyboxes, but not to help people who ride out another storm.

A newspaper investigation has turned up billions in potential fraud in the aftermath of 9/11.

Millions of pounds of chemical and nerve weapons were dumped in the oceans off America's coast. They're beginning to cause trouble on shore.

If you've got the money, FEMA will be more than happy to help. If not, you're on your own.