JJ is on a temporary hiatus so a couple friends of the podcast Alvin B and Doc Matumbo stop by to talk shop. They get into penis to body ratios, the nature of the WNBA, the appropriateness of dating people shorter than you, the emotional burden of comparing ourselves to others, pressure from parents to achieve, when are we ready to have children and raise them with emotional maturity, trying to stay young for too long instead of aging gracefully, and the questionable legitimacy of the outer suburbs of Melbourne