Waywut

The Stanley Cup has been peed in, lost in canals, and used as a baby baptism bowl.

Jason celebrates the 1999 Dallas Stars win and uncovers wild Stanley Cup misadventures — from Pantera goal songs to players kicking it into canals. Brett Hull’s skate was not in the crease.

• 1999 Stars beat Sabres in triple OT
• Cup used as dog bowl, urinal, baby font
• Lost in canal, left on roadside

Darrell remembers Trail Dust watch parties. Jason wants White Trash Express wiffle ball reunion. Squirrel vs. Dunky — who wins?

Timestamps (Apple/Spotify/Overcast): 00:00 Intro & Squirrel Nickname • 00:51 Welcome to Ep 4 • 02:03 1999 Stars Hype • 03:04 Brett Hull Goal Controversy • 06:12 Cup Misadventures Begin • 10:45 Peeing in the Cup • 15:22 Canal Drop & Baby Baptism • 20:18 Pantera Goal Song • 23:07 12-Year-Old Hockey Beatdown • 24:50 Wiffle Ball Glory Days • 25:13 Outro & Reunion Tease

#WaywutPodcast #StanleyCup #DallasStars #NHLHistory #HockeyMisadventures

Wooden planes + gasoline = fiery death in 1908.

Darrell rants about fat-guy plane seats, then dives into the first fatal plane crashes — from a 1908 army demo to a 1913 Italian fireball that roasted passengers alive for several minutes.

• 1908: Orville Wright’s passenger dies in crash
• 1913: Italian dirigible burns mid-air
• Passengers cooked alive in wooden fuselages

Jason jokes about prairie women on wings. Darrell hates reclining seats and swamp ass. At least planes aren’t made of kindling anymore.

Timestamps (Apple/Spotify/Overcast): 00:00 Intro & Plane Seat Rant • 01:18 Fat Man Problems • 03:28 Recliner Rage • 05:12 First Fatal Crash (1908) • 10:45 Italian Dirigible Fire • 15:22 Wooden Plane Nightmares • 20:18 Frequent Flyer Miles in Divorce • 23:48 Wrap-Up & First World Problems

#WaywutPodcast #PlaneCrashes #AviationHistory #FirstFatalCrash #TravelRant

Why are the LA Lakers named after lakes… in a desert?

Jason drags Darrell down the rabbit hole of insane high school & pro mascots — from Somali Pirates to Oolala French Ticklers. No water in Crandall, Texas, but we’re the Pirates. Waywut?

• LA Lakers: Minnesota import (land of 10,000 lakes)
• UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs: Students voted it in
• Yuba College 49ers: Gold Rush fever

Darrell recalls falling asleep with pizza in his mouth after learning “Circle of Death.” Jason wants a skinny Somali pirate with an AK. Look at me — I win football now.

Timestamps (Apple/Spotify/Overcast): 00:00 Intro & Pizza Mouth Story • 00:41 Welcome to Ep 2 • 01:02 Circle of Death Flashback • 02:16 Crandall Pirates Mystery • 04:26 LA Lakers Origin • 06:12 Weird College Mascots • 10:45 High School Oddities • 15:22 Banana Slugs & French Ticklers • 20:18 Harvest Hands & Hired Help • 28:34 Junior College Baseball Rant • 36:15 Wrap-Up & News Anchor Sign-Off

#WaywutPodcast #CrazyMascots #SportsHistory #HighSchoolMascots #BananaSlugs

Before anesthesia, surgeons used a hammer, whiskey, and a prayer.

In the very first episode of Waywut?, Darrell drags Jason down the bloody rabbit hole of medical horror stories — from 1800s “ether frolics” to secret plutonium injections in 1945. No lectures, just two middle-aged dorks asking: How the hell did we figure this out?

• Patients bit through leather straps during amputations
• Dentists turned ether into party drugs
• Government injected plutonium into a guy… and paid him for his glowing pee

Jason’s shoulder surgery sparks a rant on pain empathy, cow licks, and why you should never post your stitches on Facebook.

Timestamps (Apple/Spotify/Overcast): 00:00 Intro & Podcast Promo • 00:40 Welcome to Waywut? • 01:01 Darrell & Jason Banter • 03:01 Shoulder Surgery Check-In • 04:36 Pain Empathy Rant • 06:18 Anesthesia Origins • 07:31 Pre-Anesthesia Surgery Horror • 10:45 Ether & Chloroform Discovery • 15:22 Plutonium Human Experiments • 21:30 The Glowing Pee Deal • 28:15 Government Secrets Exposed • 34:01 “I Don’t Have Cancer!” • 35:01 Plutonium Man’s Fate • 36:15 Wrap-Up & Next Ep Tease • 38:46 Outro & Review Plea

#WaywutPodcast #MedicalHistory #ScienceHorror #HumanExperiments #Anesthesia #TrueStories