We Are Experts

It’s sagitarious(?) season, and you know what that means—time for some of the hard grape. Slurp it down, daddy-o.

In today’s Tom-free episode, Liam and Eric tackle that most nebulous and menacing topic: early 2000s social media.

This week the experts go into the digital world to be the digital champions but they mostly digitally goof around talking about digital monsters.

We’re back! We did it. Crawled up from the pit, the bottomless hole, emerging unto a shining sun of circus performance! What awaits, dear listener? Tune in to find out.

Tom and Eric talk the hottest dolls of the 80s and 90s and their short, brutal lives. Please do not listen to the end of the episode.

Did you know that one time when they were a kid, Tom closed their eyes and thought they saw smoke rising, and thus thought they had psychically predicted 9/11? Anyway this episode is about polo, which is a team sport played on horseback.

Listen to an episode that’s light on jokes, but heavy on our oddly prescient ability to get very specific things right.

We get LOST discussing LOST. That’s it, that’s the description.

Burt’s Bees may seem like an innocuous personal care brand with a cute history (editor’s note: that is exactly what it is) but what if it was REALLY a well-orchestrated political lobbying enterprise with the sole purpose of legalizing human-bee marriage?? Have no fear, the Experts are on the case!

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CW: NSFW language and extremely explicit descriptions of sexual situations

With the Sonic the Hedgehog movie drawing ever-nearer, the chaotic energy at Major Casts increases. This episode simply refuses to be about its subject matter: Steely Dan. We just couldn’t do it, lord knows we tried. Rolling in the Deep? More like Reelin’ in the Years!