In Episode 19 we continue the saga to Benedict Scramblebatch! He is back—this time, facing his biggest challenge yet: Project Batterstorm, a sinister plan that threatens the entire coffeehouse industry. Will he survive an underground brunch war? Will Crumlord finally be toast? And most importantly—who is truly pulling the strings behind Project Batterstorm?

Takeaways:

“The Muffin Men Are Back… and They’re Planning Something Huge” – Just when Benedict Scramblebatch thought he was free, a new coded message appears. But what exactly is Project Batterstorm?

“Never Trust A Golden Envelope” – Benedict uncovers a shocking secret about the coffeehouse industry. But is he already too late?

“The Brunch Wars Just Got Personal” – A dangerous new villain enters the scene, and Benedict may not be able to escape this one unscathed.

“A Pastry Duel for the Ages” – What happens when you insult Crumlord’s croissants? A bizarre and brutal high-stakes bakery showdown.

“The Final Battle is Here… But The War is Just Beginning” – Benedict makes a bold move to stop The Muffin Men once and for all. But what he finds changes everything.

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In Episode 18 we finally shares the big news—we're expecting! We open up about the joy, anxiety, and emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy after loss, reflecting on our journey from heartbreak to hope. Plus, I share how they broke the news to our family and my students!

Takeaways:

“We’re Having a Baby!” – After months of keeping it secret, Lauran and Jordan finally share their biggest news yet. But why did it take so long to tell everyone?

“Morning Sickness? More Like All-Day Torture” – Lauran thought she was in the clear… until one morning changed everything. What made her realize she was in for a rough ride?

“The Nose Knows—And It’s Betraying Me” – Lauran’s superhuman sense of smell made even Jordan’s normal scent unbearable. But what exactly did she think he smelled like?!

“A Pregnancy Reveal Gone Wrong?” – Lauran planned the cutest way to tell her students… until the first three letters of their word scramble spelled something very, very unfortunate.

“Food Betrayals & Unexpected Cravings” – Peanut butter used to be a staple. Now? Just the smell made Lauran cry. What other foods turned into her worst enemy?

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In Episode 17 we welcome stand-up comedian and teacher Gaspare Randazzo for a hilarious, chaotic, and slightly dangerous episode. Gaspare shares his experience balancing a teaching career with performing comedy nationwide, as well as his family’s real-life history with the mafia. Then, we all play Past to the Future, rewriting history in 1931 Nevada, where Jordan plays Hollywood icon Clara Bow and somehow gets into a high-stakes poker match against a mob boss.

Takeaways:

Teaching & Stand-Up Comedy are More Similar Than You Think – Gaspare shares how crowd work in comedy and engaging students in a classroom require the same skills.

Rewriting Gambling History Was a Wild Ride – The crew plays Past to the Future, setting their adventure in 1931 Nevada, right as gambling is legalized.

Jordan (As Clara Bow) Almost Got Whacked – Clara humiliated a mob boss at the poker table, and things nearly turned deadly.

Gaspare’s Family Had REAL Mafia Run-Ins – His grandfather refused to pay protection money to the mob, leading to fistfights outside a Brooklyn candy store.

We Accidentally Made Reno More Important Than Vegas – In this version of history, Clara Bow’s influence created a celebrity-driven casino boom, shifting the gambling world away from mob control.

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In Episode 15 we unveil a brand new podcast format that blends personal chaos with a historical twist. We introduce Past to the Future, a game where we rewrite real historical events—with unhinged results. This week, we take on Voyager 1’s 1979 flyby of Jupiter, but things go off the rails when Jordan plays the role of a sentient space probe and decides to dive straight into Io’s volcanoes.

In Episode 16 we share the other new game we talked about last week. It may be our most ridiculous challenge yet—Escape Womb, an adulting-themed escape room game that proves none of us really know how to be adults. Our mission? Get our security deposit back from the evil Landlord Specter.

Takeaways:

Adulting is a Scam – Lauran and Jordan learn just how hard it is to get a security deposit back when landlords find every excuse possible to keep your money.

The Landlord Specter is Out for Blood – A ghostly landlord, a floating checklist, and mysterious fees turn this apartment into an adulting horror story.

A Smoke Detector with Trust Issues – Lauran convinces a paranoid smoke detector that she’s not working for the landlord (after watching a VHS tape full of dirty secrets).

A Gremlin is Charging Late Fees? – Jordan and Lauran must outwit a tiny gremlin in a landlord suit before he adds more fees to their bill.

Ghostbusting Saves the Day – Lauran digs up her old Ghostbusters Halloween costume and takes down the landlord ghost in one epic final showdown.

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In Episode 15 we unveil a brand new podcast format that blends personal chaos with a historical twist. We introduce Past to the Future, a game where we rewrite real historical events—with unhinged results. This week, we take on Voyager 1’s 1979 flyby of Jupiter, but things go off the rails when Jordan plays the role of a sentient space probe and decides to dive straight into Io’s volcanoes.

Takeaways:

The Podcast is Changing! – Lauran and Jordan introduce a brand-new format featuring history-based games and chaotic storytelling.

Voyager 1 Goes Rogue – Jordan plays as a sentient space probe that decides to ignore NASA’s plans and go full sci-fi adventure mode.

We Discovered an Alien Structure on Io?! – Instead of simply taking photos of Jupiter,

Voyager plunges into a lava tube and transmits undeniable proof of alien life.

History, But Make It Absurd – The duo plays Past to the Future, where they rewrite historical

events with increasingly chaotic choices.

The Anywho Counter Begins – Jordan officially starts keeping track of how often Lauran says “Anywho,” and the numbers are already out of control.

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In Episode 14 we are joined by the hilarious Leslie Robb, a teacher, comedic speaker, and part-time school bus driver who brings laughs, chaos, and wisdom to this episode. From her wildest teaching stories to the robot baby disaster that had her driving across town in the middle of the night, Leslie shares the hilarious (and sometimes horrifying) reality of teaching Family & Consumer Sciences.

Takeaways:

Family & Consumer Sciences is Crucial – Leslie explains why "Adulting 101" classes are more important than ever, covering cooking, budgeting, parenting, and life skills.

School Bus Horror Stories – From vomit emergencies to long rural routes, Leslie shares why driving a school bus is NOT for the faint of heart (or weak-stomached).

The Robot Baby Nightmare – One of Leslie’s students had a colicky baby simulator, leading to an all-night cry fest and Leslie frantically driving across town to retrieve it.

Lesson Plan Roulette Gets Out of Control – The group must improvise lesson plans for absurd topics, including how to slip on ice with style, carry 20 grocery bags at once, and fake laugh at bad jokes.

Teachers Wear Many Hats (Literally) – Leslie juggles teaching, comedy, bus driving, and now leading a women’s empowerment tour, proving that educators never stop moving.

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In Episode 13, Lauran powers through an illness, Jordan gets exposed for his questionable admiration of her sick voice, and we finally uncover the horrific origin of the word “pooking”—and it’s worse than you think. But that’s not all! Our latest Egbert Adventure takes an insane turn as Benedict Scramblebatch infiltrates a corrupt breakfast empire, faces off against Agent Poacher, and learns the dark truth about Yolk HQ.

Takeaways:

Jordan Likes Lauran’s Sick Voice? – The cold truth is revealed as Lauran struggles through a brutal illness, and Jordan won’t deny his weird preference.

The Pooking Incident (Oh No) – Lauran tells the most mortifying story of her life, involving a sprint, poor judgment, and a catastrophic result.

Ted Be Barfin’ – Their dog Teddy has an unmatched talent for throwing up at the worst possible moments.

Benedict Scramblebatch’s Greatest Mission Yet – The Egbert Adventure goes full spy thriller as Benedict fights Agent Poacher, learns Yolk’s darkest secrets, and sets up a massive sequel.

The Muffin Men Are Real – A deep breakfast conspiracy is exposed, and now we have more questions than answers.

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In Episode 12, assistant principal and former fourth-grade teacher Kyle Cohen joins us to talk all things education. From chronic absenteeism and how the Cleveland Browns are trying to help combat this, to the changing face of school leadership, Kyle shares his journey into administration, the struggles educators face, and how schools can better support teachers and students.

Takeaways:

New Wave of School Leadership – Kyle shares how modern administrators are moving away from the "scary principal behind a desk" stereotype and becoming more present in schools.

Chronic Absenteeism is a Crisis – The trio discusses why students are missing more school than ever and what needs to change.

Teachers Need More Support – Education is stretched thin, and overburdened administrators often struggle to be in classrooms where they are needed.

The Power of a Great Teacher – Kyle reflects on the life-changing impact his teacher, Mr. Lader, had on his career path.

Speech and Debate Nerds Unite! – Lauran and Kyle geek out over their shared speech and debate background, proving that some high school activities really do stick with you forever.

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In Episode 11, Jordan faces his ultimate punishment: dressing up as a pineapple and eating pineapple pizza. But that’s just the beginning! We are then joined by Principal Jared Lamb and his wife, Brenna, for an insightful and hilarious conversation about education, leadership, and the power of being present in schools.

Takeaways:

Pineapple Pizza Punishment – Jordan pays the price for losing the bet, sitting through the entire episode dressed as a pineapple while eating cold pineapple pizza.

The Power of Presence in Schools – Principal Lam explains why he gave up a traditional office in favor of a rolling cart, making him more accessible to students and staff.

A Science Experiment Gone Wrong – A high school biology experiment involving fire, lighters, and an unexpected classroom disaster almost ended Principal Lam’s teaching career on day one.

Balancing Leadership and Parenting – Brenna shares insights into what it’s like to be married to an educator and how their family navigates school, work, and parenting.

Creating Safe Spaces in Education – Lauran and Jordan discuss the importance of teachers making students feel supported, heard, and valued in and out of the classroom.

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Instagram: @principal_lamb & @_the_lamb_fam_

TikTok: @principal_lamb

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In Episode 10, we recount our chaotic and unforgettable trip to the White House. From a flat tire disaster in the middle of the Pennsylvania mountains to a horrifying stay at a potential murder hotel, our journey was anything but smooth. Despite the setbacks, we made it to the White House Christmas party, rubbed elbows with big names and soaked in the holiday magic. Plus, Egbert returns in a brand new adventure—this time, he's not just an egg, but a master entrepreneur with a questionable business model.

Takeaways:

Travel Troubles Galore – Lauran and Jordan recount their disastrous road trip to the White House, featuring flat tires, closed auto shops, and a sketchy hotel stay that nearly ruined everything.

The White House Experience – They finally make it to the White House, sharing their awe at the decorations, meeting notable figures, and hearing a speech from President Biden.

Lessons in Taking Time Off – Lauran emphasizes the importance of stepping away from work and enjoying once-in-a-lifetime opportunities.

Egbert's Criminal Empire – The latest Egbert adventure sees their fictional egg turning into a kleptomaniac who builds a business empire of stolen goods.

The Power of Perseverance – Despite everything going wrong, Lauran and Jordan reflect on how they managed to turn the trip into an unforgettable memory.

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https://unitedwayla.org/

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