What started as an experiment somehow became a time capsule—of squirrels, tangents, and a lot of laughs. In this Season 1 finale, we reflect on our favorite moments, how Jordan went from podcast novice to certified co-host, and what it’s like podcasting while five months pregnant. There’s a lot of love, a lot of nostalgia, and yes—one final showdown over household temperatures. Plus, why this podcast might become the most chaotic baby diary of all time.

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Takeaways:

“From Terrified to Tangent King” – Jordan opens up about how he really felt starting the podcast—and what finally helped him feel at home in front of the mic.

“The Squirrel Metaphor Is Real” – What does ADHD sound like in podcast form? According to Lauran… a “terror of squirrels.”

“From Podcast to Parenting Time Capsule” – The duo imagines their unborn child one day listening back to these episodes. What lessons (and cautionary tales) will they uncover?

“Survey Says…” – The audience has power! Lauran and Jordan invite fans to help shape Season 2 with a listener survey—plus, settle the household thermostat war once and for all.

“This Was Never Just a Show” – Lauran and Jordan reflect on how the podcast has become more than content—it’s become a place to share life, love, and chaos with a growing community.

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In Episode 21, our special guests Josh and Lauren Monroe join us and things go full retail nightmare. In this chaotic episode of Escape Womb, they face off against a haunted appliance, a passive-aggressive 7-foot greeter, yogurt-covered toddlers, and a store manager so powerful, he can deny refunds with a sigh. Oh—and did we mention Nala the therapy dog is officially retiring? It’s funny, heartfelt, and absolutely unhinged.

Takeaways:

“The Therapy Dog Era Ends” – Nala’s had a career more meaningful than most humans. What’s next for the goodest girl in the classroom?

“Bernie Ate a Whole Apple (Without Chewing)” – Josh and Lauren’s other dog might be trying to break the bank... one emergency vet visit at a time.

“We Entered a Haunted Store to Return a Screaming Blender” – It screamed. We screamed. Everyone screamed.

“Jazz Hands and CEO Nepotism Saved Us” – How did a spontaneous interpretive dance and a fake story about the CEO’s son unlock a retail dungeon?

“We Escaped with a Refund… and a Coupon for Adult Diapers” – It wasn’t the ending we wanted. But it was the ending we deserved.

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In Episode 20 we are joined by the hilarious by Educator Andrea for a wild rewrite of 1850 Los Angeles history. As Pio Pico and Arcadia Bandini, they’ll bribe senators, blackmail rivals, and maybe—just maybe—accidentally start a war. It’s land barons, chaos, and corruption... with a side of fries. And if you think they’re the good guys? Think again.

Takeaways:

“From Fast Food to Land Fraud” – It all starts with fries in a rental car and ends with controlling the birth of Los Angeles. How did we get here?

“Pio Pico and Arcadia Bandini Become the Villains (and They Love It)” – These two quickly go from worried landowners to manipulative power players. Let’s just say the word “bribery” comes up… a lot.

“We May Have Started a Fake Rebellion… Oops” – Desperate to keep their land, the duo orchestrates a chaotic uprising that gets very out of hand.

“One Rogue Ranchero. One Real Attack. One Huge Problem.” – It was all going according to plan… until Gus decided to go full chaos mode.

“A Forged Letter, A Framed Rival, and an Untouchable Empire” – When all else fails, just blame someone else and fake the receipts. That’s what heroes do… right?

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In Episode 19 we continue the saga to Benedict Scramblebatch! He is back—this time, facing his biggest challenge yet: Project Batterstorm, a sinister plan that threatens the entire coffeehouse industry. Will he survive an underground brunch war? Will Crumlord finally be toast? And most importantly—who is truly pulling the strings behind Project Batterstorm?

Takeaways:

“The Muffin Men Are Back… and They’re Planning Something Huge” – Just when Benedict Scramblebatch thought he was free, a new coded message appears. But what exactly is Project Batterstorm?

“Never Trust A Golden Envelope” – Benedict uncovers a shocking secret about the coffeehouse industry. But is he already too late?

“The Brunch Wars Just Got Personal” – A dangerous new villain enters the scene, and Benedict may not be able to escape this one unscathed.

“A Pastry Duel for the Ages” – What happens when you insult Crumlord’s croissants? A bizarre and brutal high-stakes bakery showdown.

“The Final Battle is Here… But The War is Just Beginning” – Benedict makes a bold move to stop The Muffin Men once and for all. But what he finds changes everything.

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In Episode 18 we finally shares the big news—we're expecting! We open up about the joy, anxiety, and emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy after loss, reflecting on our journey from heartbreak to hope. Plus, I share how they broke the news to our family and my students!

Takeaways:

“We’re Having a Baby!” – After months of keeping it secret, Lauran and Jordan finally share their biggest news yet. But why did it take so long to tell everyone?

“Morning Sickness? More Like All-Day Torture” – Lauran thought she was in the clear… until one morning changed everything. What made her realize she was in for a rough ride?

“The Nose Knows—And It’s Betraying Me” – Lauran’s superhuman sense of smell made even Jordan’s normal scent unbearable. But what exactly did she think he smelled like?!

“A Pregnancy Reveal Gone Wrong?” – Lauran planned the cutest way to tell her students… until the first three letters of their word scramble spelled something very, very unfortunate.

“Food Betrayals & Unexpected Cravings” – Peanut butter used to be a staple. Now? Just the smell made Lauran cry. What other foods turned into her worst enemy?

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In Episode 17 we welcome stand-up comedian and teacher Gaspare Randazzo for a hilarious, chaotic, and slightly dangerous episode. Gaspare shares his experience balancing a teaching career with performing comedy nationwide, as well as his family’s real-life history with the mafia. Then, we all play Past to the Future, rewriting history in 1931 Nevada, where Jordan plays Hollywood icon Clara Bow and somehow gets into a high-stakes poker match against a mob boss.

Takeaways:

Teaching & Stand-Up Comedy are More Similar Than You Think – Gaspare shares how crowd work in comedy and engaging students in a classroom require the same skills.

Rewriting Gambling History Was a Wild Ride – The crew plays Past to the Future, setting their adventure in 1931 Nevada, right as gambling is legalized.

Jordan (As Clara Bow) Almost Got Whacked – Clara humiliated a mob boss at the poker table, and things nearly turned deadly.

Gaspare’s Family Had REAL Mafia Run-Ins – His grandfather refused to pay protection money to the mob, leading to fistfights outside a Brooklyn candy store.

We Accidentally Made Reno More Important Than Vegas – In this version of history, Clara Bow’s influence created a celebrity-driven casino boom, shifting the gambling world away from mob control.

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In Episode 15 we unveil a brand new podcast format that blends personal chaos with a historical twist. We introduce Past to the Future, a game where we rewrite real historical events—with unhinged results. This week, we take on Voyager 1’s 1979 flyby of Jupiter, but things go off the rails when Jordan plays the role of a sentient space probe and decides to dive straight into Io’s volcanoes.

In Episode 16 we share the other new game we talked about last week. It may be our most ridiculous challenge yet—Escape Womb, an adulting-themed escape room game that proves none of us really know how to be adults. Our mission? Get our security deposit back from the evil Landlord Specter.

Takeaways:

Adulting is a Scam – Lauran and Jordan learn just how hard it is to get a security deposit back when landlords find every excuse possible to keep your money.

The Landlord Specter is Out for Blood – A ghostly landlord, a floating checklist, and mysterious fees turn this apartment into an adulting horror story.

A Smoke Detector with Trust Issues – Lauran convinces a paranoid smoke detector that she’s not working for the landlord (after watching a VHS tape full of dirty secrets).

A Gremlin is Charging Late Fees? – Jordan and Lauran must outwit a tiny gremlin in a landlord suit before he adds more fees to their bill.

Ghostbusting Saves the Day – Lauran digs up her old Ghostbusters Halloween costume and takes down the landlord ghost in one epic final showdown.

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In Episode 15 we unveil a brand new podcast format that blends personal chaos with a historical twist. We introduce Past to the Future, a game where we rewrite real historical events—with unhinged results. This week, we take on Voyager 1’s 1979 flyby of Jupiter, but things go off the rails when Jordan plays the role of a sentient space probe and decides to dive straight into Io’s volcanoes.

Takeaways:

The Podcast is Changing! – Lauran and Jordan introduce a brand-new format featuring history-based games and chaotic storytelling.

Voyager 1 Goes Rogue – Jordan plays as a sentient space probe that decides to ignore NASA’s plans and go full sci-fi adventure mode.

We Discovered an Alien Structure on Io?! – Instead of simply taking photos of Jupiter,

Voyager plunges into a lava tube and transmits undeniable proof of alien life.

History, But Make It Absurd – The duo plays Past to the Future, where they rewrite historical

events with increasingly chaotic choices.

The Anywho Counter Begins – Jordan officially starts keeping track of how often Lauran says “Anywho,” and the numbers are already out of control.

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In Episode 14 we are joined by the hilarious Leslie Robb, a teacher, comedic speaker, and part-time school bus driver who brings laughs, chaos, and wisdom to this episode. From her wildest teaching stories to the robot baby disaster that had her driving across town in the middle of the night, Leslie shares the hilarious (and sometimes horrifying) reality of teaching Family & Consumer Sciences.

Takeaways:

Family & Consumer Sciences is Crucial – Leslie explains why "Adulting 101" classes are more important than ever, covering cooking, budgeting, parenting, and life skills.

School Bus Horror Stories – From vomit emergencies to long rural routes, Leslie shares why driving a school bus is NOT for the faint of heart (or weak-stomached).

The Robot Baby Nightmare – One of Leslie’s students had a colicky baby simulator, leading to an all-night cry fest and Leslie frantically driving across town to retrieve it.

Lesson Plan Roulette Gets Out of Control – The group must improvise lesson plans for absurd topics, including how to slip on ice with style, carry 20 grocery bags at once, and fake laugh at bad jokes.

Teachers Wear Many Hats (Literally) – Leslie juggles teaching, comedy, bus driving, and now leading a women’s empowerment tour, proving that educators never stop moving.

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In Episode 13, Lauran powers through an illness, Jordan gets exposed for his questionable admiration of her sick voice, and we finally uncover the horrific origin of the word “pooking”—and it’s worse than you think. But that’s not all! Our latest Egbert Adventure takes an insane turn as Benedict Scramblebatch infiltrates a corrupt breakfast empire, faces off against Agent Poacher, and learns the dark truth about Yolk HQ.

Takeaways:

Jordan Likes Lauran’s Sick Voice? – The cold truth is revealed as Lauran struggles through a brutal illness, and Jordan won’t deny his weird preference.

The Pooking Incident (Oh No) – Lauran tells the most mortifying story of her life, involving a sprint, poor judgment, and a catastrophic result.

Ted Be Barfin’ – Their dog Teddy has an unmatched talent for throwing up at the worst possible moments.

Benedict Scramblebatch’s Greatest Mission Yet – The Egbert Adventure goes full spy thriller as Benedict fights Agent Poacher, learns Yolk’s darkest secrets, and sets up a massive sequel.

The Muffin Men Are Real – A deep breakfast conspiracy is exposed, and now we have more questions than answers.

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