I just wanted to talk about the iris today. A chill, colorful muscle donut that controls how much light hits your retina and makes you look good doing it. But no. UnitedHealthcare had to show up first—again—with a story so dark it makes retinal necrosis look like a fairy tale. We're talking Do Not Resuscitate orders getting denied by algorithms and patients dying because no human was watching.

Then we finally pivot to the iris: how it works, how it fails, why it looks different in everyone, and what happens when people decide to change their eye color on purpose (spoiler: don’t). I also touch on laser procedures, night vision contacts, LASIK myths, and iridology—which is basically astrology for your eyeballs. All that and a retinal wiring rant, because I can’t help myself.

Takeaways:

UnitedHealthcare might be setting a new low.

The iris is not just decoration.

Thinking about cosmetic eye color surgery?

Night vision contact lenses are real(ish).

Iridology is fake and somehow still thriving.

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There’s vulnerable… and then there’s telling thousands of listeners about the time you almost pooped your pants at a conference. In this episode, we’re going there. We’re talking about digestive drama, poop shame, and why gut issues are so much more than a punchline.

Kristin and I also dive into ARFID—Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder—and how it often starts with childhood trauma around food and bathrooms. We unpack how eating disorders intersect with GI issues, why so many patients feel dismissed, and what we wish more doctors understood about the gut-brain connection.

Yes, it’s funny. Yes, it’s deeply personal. And yes, “GI cryptids” are now a thing.

Takeaways:

ARFID is a serious disorder, not just “being picky.”

GI issues often start in childhood and never really leave.

Poop shame is real—and can deeply affect mental and physical health.

Kristin shares what it’s like growing up with GI anxiety.

We invent “GI cryptids” and honestly, it explains a lot.

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I worked a Saturday clinic. I know, shocking. Even more shocking: I saw something I’ve never actually encountered in real life until now—acute retinal necrosis. So in this episode, I walk you through what that looked like, how I figured it out, why it scared the hell out of me, and what happened next. Along the way, I also spiral into the difference between horses, zebras, and unicorns (yes, medically), why having shingles might come back to haunt your eyeballs, and what it’s like to be the doctor frantically reviewing textbooks between patients. Also: I’m writing a convocation speech during a morale crisis in oncology, so if you’ve got extra testicle jokes, send them my way.

Takeaways:

Yes, I Worked a Saturday Clinic. No, I Don’t Want to Talk About It.

Vision Loss with No Pain? That’s a Trap.

Your Immune System Can Turn on You. Literally.

Retinal Necrosis Is a Fancy Way of Saying “This Is Bad.”

Sometimes I Leave the Room to Google Stuff. That’s Normal.

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A friendly reminder from the G’s and Tarsus: If you want to learn more about Demodex Blepharitis, making an appointment with your eye doctor for an eyelid exam can help you know for sure. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.EyelidCheck.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more information. 

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In this episode, we’re unpacking the appointment of Dr. Casey Means as the new U.S. Surgeon General and everything that’s wrong with politicizing public health.

Kristin and I get into functional medicine red flags, why “root cause” messaging can actually be dangerous, and the bizarre rise of raw milk influencers. (Spoiler: bovine tuberculosis is real, and no, we don’t want it.) We also talk about how Mother's Day made us reflect on post-trauma rituals, parenting energy levels, and... potted plants.

It’s chaotic, a little gross, and kind of philosophical. You know—classic Knock Knock, Hi!

Takeaways:

Our new Surgeon General left residency six months before finishing—and that’s just the beginning.

Raw milk is trending again. So is tuberculosis. These two things are not unrelated.

We invent “juice cleanses for your kidneys,” and no, please don’t do that.

Kristin makes the connection between surviving Will’s cardiac arrest and suddenly keeping plants alive.

And yes, we’ve reached the “bovine TB” phase of American wellness culture.

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A friendly reminder from the G’s and Tarsus: If you want to learn more about Demodex Blepharitis, making an appointment with your eye doctor for an eyelid exam can help you know for sure. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.EyelidCheck.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more information. 

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I was going to talk about corneas. Just a nice, focused anatomy deep dive. But then I found out UnitedHealthcare’s stock is down 20% and—what can I say? I got distracted by joy. So before we dig into layers of corneal meat (yes, I said that), we take a little detour into vertical integration, kickbacks, AI claim denials, and how a multi-billion-dollar behemoth is finally catching a whiff of accountability. Then it’s back to business: corneal nerves, LASIK, ulcers, transplant techniques, the great “your corneas are too thin” letdown, and why you should stop sleeping in your contact lenses. Also, I may have created a dating strategy that involves casually name-dropping Descemet’s membrane. You're welcome.

Takeaways:

UnitedHealth Took a Hit—And I Took a Victory Lap.

Your Cornea Is Clear for a Reason—Until It’s Not.

LASIK Isn’t for Everyone. Here’s Why Your Eye Got Rejected.

Yes, I Called It ‘Corneal Meat.’ No, I’m Not Sorry.

Please Stop Sleeping in Your Contacts. I’m Begging.

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A friendly reminder from the G’s and Tarsus: If you want to learn more about Demodex Blepharitis, making an appointment with your eye doctor for an eyelid exam can help you know for sure. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.EyelidCheck.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more information. 

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If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at the word “wellness,” same. But this week, we sat down with Dr. Jillian Horton—physician, author, speaker, and actual expert on burnout and fulfillment—to talk about what wellness actually means… and why most organizations keep getting it very, very wrong.

We talk about the burnout industrial complex, how “pizza-based wellness” is hurting morale more than helping, and why fulfillment might be a better goal than happiness. Jillian also shares why young doctors are reevaluating what medicine should look like—and how calling it a “calling” is sometimes just a fancy way to underpay you.

Also: medical comedy fellowship, anyone?

Takeaways:

What even is wellness anymore? And why does it feel like another task?

Pizza is not a wellness plan. Especially if it comes with mandatory attendance.

Burnout isn’t your fault. But you’re probably being told it is.

Jillian introduces us to the Stanford Fulfillment Model—and it actually makes sense.

Humor isn’t just a coping tool—it’s resistance, connection, and sometimes survival.

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Want more Dr. Jillian Horton:

Twitter / Bluesky / IG: @jillianhortonMD

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A friendly reminder from the G’s and Tarsus: If you want to learn more about Demodex Blepharitis, making an appointment with your eye doctor for an eyelid exam can help you know for sure. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.EyelidCheck.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more information. 

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Five years ago this month, I died. I mean, not for long—but long enough. In this episode, I talk about it. The cardiac arrest. The four-year curse. The memory gaps. The part where Kristen saved my life on a mattress, then got told I was “end of life” and left in a hospital hallway with no cell service. I don’t usually get into this on the podcast, but it’s time. I also talk about what it’s like to return to clinic too soon, what empathy fatigue feels like when it hits you mid-exam, and why Australia’s healthcare system makes me want to scream and cry and hug a Medicare card. Oh, and yes, I checked—I did not get a single ophthalmology consult while hospitalized. Rude.

Takeaways:

I Gave the Saddest Talk in Australia—and They Thanked Me for It.

We’ve Got Trauma. We’ve Got Memory Loss. We’ve Got... Thai Food?

Cardiac Arrest Might’ve Been the Easy Part.

Empathy Fatigue is Real. And It’s Ugly.

I Think My Wife Asked for Artificial Tears While I Was in the ICU.

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A friendly reminder from the G’s and Tarsus: If you want to learn more about Demodex Blepharitis, making an appointment with your eye doctor for an eyelid exam can help you know for sure. Visit ⁠⁠⁠http://www.EyelidCheck.com⁠⁠⁠ for more information. 

Today’s episode is brought to you by DAX Copilot from Microsoft. DAX Copilot is your AI assistant for automating clinical documentation and workflows helping you be more efficient and reduce the administrative burdens that cause us to feel overwhelmed and burnt out.

To learn more about how DAX Copilot can help improve healthcare experiences for both you and your patients visit ⁠⁠⁠aka.ms/knockknockhi⁠⁠⁠.

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Five years ago, my heart stopped. And this week’s episode is about what it’s been like to live with that anniversary hanging in the air.

Kristin and I talk through how the week felt, what’s changed in the five year, and what hasn’t. We talk about the weird guilt of surviving, the unexpected joy of ordinary days, and how “the trauma anniversary” messes with your brain in ways even a cardiologist can’t predict.

No characters this week. No insurance rants. Just two people who went through something massive—and are still figuring out what to do with it.

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Takeaways:

The day feels weird—not sad, not happy, just… off.

Kristin shares what it’s like to carry the memory of doing CPR on your spouse.

Will opens up about the strange weight of surviving something you don’t remember.

No code blue this time—but lots of reflection and some unexpected laughs.

It’s not about closure. It’s about honoring the mess.

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A friendly reminder from the G’s and Tarsus: If you want to learn more about Demodex Blepharitis, making an appointment with your eye doctor for an eyelid exam can help you know for sure. Visit ⁠⁠⁠http://www.EyelidCheck.com⁠⁠⁠ for more information. 

Today’s episode is brought to you by DAX Copilot from Microsoft. DAX Copilot is your AI assistant for automating clinical documentation and workflows helping you be more efficient and reduce the administrative burdens that cause us to feel overwhelmed and burnt out.

To learn more about how DAX Copilot can help improve healthcare experiences for both you and your patients visit ⁠⁠⁠aka.ms/knockknockhi⁠⁠⁠.

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I started this week by crying with the internet and ended it by confiscating eye drops from unsuspecting patients, which is honestly peak ophthalmologist behavior. In this episode, I walk through a mystery case that showed up in my clinic (spoiler: droopy eyelids are rarely simple), explain why “clear eyes” doesn’t actually mean clear eyes, and rant about fake homeopathic drops pretending to treat pink eye. I also reflect on what it’s like to head to Australia and tell a room full of surgeons why they absolutely should not copy our U.S. healthcare system. Oh—and there's a guy with a literal flashlight eye prosthesis, and I think I’m in love.

Takeaways:

Your Redness Relief Eye Drops Are Lying to You.

Droopy Eyelid? Might Be Nothing. Might Be Neurology.

Homeopathic Eye Drops: Tap Water with a Fancy Label.

I’m Telling the Australians Everything.

The Flashlight Eye Prosthesis Changed My Life.

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A friendly reminder from the G’s and Tarsus: If you want to learn more about Demodex Blepharitis, making an appointment with your eye doctor for an eyelid exam can help you know for sure. Visit ⁠⁠http://www.EyelidCheck.com⁠⁠ for more information. 

Today’s episode is brought to you by DAX Copilot from Microsoft. DAX Copilot is your AI assistant for automating clinical documentation and workflows helping you be more efficient and reduce the administrative burdens that cause us to feel overwhelmed and burnt out.

To learn more about how DAX Copilot can help improve healthcare experiences for both you and your patients visit ⁠⁠aka.ms/knockknockhi⁠⁠.

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This episode started with a haircut and somehow ended with me reenacting testicular anatomy, suggesting Jonathan join OnlyFans, and possibly getting sued by a health insurance company. So... par for the course.

Kristin and I cover everything from haircut inflation and pink taxes to our high school pranks involving fake blindness (yes, I know). We also dive into a wild, and honestly kind of satisfying, $421 million verdict against Blue Cross for approving breast cancer surgeries and then refusing to pay for them. And yes, of course, they paid for their executive wives' treatments. Of course they did.

Also—Testicular Cancer Awareness Month just wrapped, so I walk you through the anatomy, physiology, and life consequences of losing both testicles. It’s personal, it’s weirdly educational, and no, the “middle piece” of sperm still doesn’t have a clear job description.

Oh, and we may or may not have created a new character: the Emotional Support Drape™.

Takeaways:

I got charged over $100 for a haircut I could’ve done myself—Kristin was not surprised.

We explore which of my characters would do best on OnlyFans (and we learned too much about Ortho Bro).

A jury awarded $421 million to a cancer center Blue Cross ghosted—yes, we cheered.

I got testicular cancer twice and somehow it’s still the least weird part of this episode.

Medical licensing books don’t prepare you for marriage, cancer, or testosterone loss. Ask us how we know.

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If you want more information on models I use:

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A friendly reminder from the G’s and Tarsus: If you want to learn more about Demodex Blepharitis, making an appointment with your eye doctor for an eyelid exam can help you know for sure. Visit ⁠⁠http://www.EyelidCheck.com⁠⁠ for more information. 

Today’s episode is brought to you by DAX Copilot from Microsoft. DAX Copilot is your AI assistant for automating clinical documentation and workflows helping you be more efficient and reduce the administrative burdens that cause us to feel overwhelmed and burnt out.

To learn more about how DAX Copilot can help improve healthcare experiences for both you and your patients visit ⁠⁠aka.ms/knockknockhi⁠⁠.

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