This week, I’m diving into one of the weirdest modern medical questions: what actually makes a “top doctor” in the age of TikTok? After an Allure article exposed the rise, and sometimes fall, of social-media-famous plastic surgeons, I have thoughts. Many thoughts. Mostly about ethics, entertainment, and why the operating room should never be a live-streaming studio.

Then we shift into something much more fun: a full mystery case. A patient with double vision, oscillopsia, lower-extremity weakness, and a history of gastric bypass walks into my exam room… and everything looks normal except the motility. So what do you do when both eyes refuse to abduct and the MRI shows a thalamic signal? You follow the clues to a diagnosis most clinicians never see coming.

Takeaways:

Why plastic surgery thrives on social media and where ethical lines are getting dangerously blurry.

The subtle difference between educating the public… and turning patient care into spectacle.

How a patient with bilateral abduction deficits and upbeat nystagmus led to a surprising diagnosis.

Why thiamine deficiency after bariatric surgery can masquerade as a neurologic emergency.

The importance of physicians setting their own social media guidelines before someone else does it for them.

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This week, Kristin and I dive into aphantasia, anendophasia, and why apparently my wife’s brain works more like a slideshow than a podcast. I’m learning things about her that I wish I didn’t know, and she’s learning that most people don’t think in GIFs. We also talk about what happens when meditation goes wrong, how brains get rewired after trauma, and why sometimes “turning your brain off” might actually mean “floating into the void.”

Then we flip open the med student bible for a crash course in aphasia, before spiraling into phantom limb pain and Charles Bonnet syndrome.

Takeaways:

Aphasia vs. Dysarthria: The difference between not knowing what to say and just not being able to say it.

Meditation Meltdowns: Why Kristin’s version of “mindfulness” ends in existential dread.

Inner Voice or Image Stream?: The fascinating brain split you didn’t know existed.

Phantom Senses: From missing limbs to hallucinated kids on porches (yep, that happened).

Broken Boca: What happens when the language centers revolt.

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This week I ran into something online that made my ophthalmologist brain short-circuit: a brand-new CDC statement about autism and vaccines that… let’s just say does not follow how science actually works. So I’m breaking down the logic, the frustration, and why “prove it’s not true” is one of the worst arguments in medicine.

Then, because I can only rant for so long before needing to retreat into eyeball science, I walk through two new “Signs & Symptoms” differentials, light sensitivity and anisocoria. Plus, I got strep throat on a cross-country flight, which I do not recommend at age 40.

Takeaways:

Why the CDC’s new autism/vaccine phrasing misunderstands the entire concept of scientific evidence.

How to think about light sensitivity like an ophthalmologist (hint: start with the cornea).

A simple trick for figuring out which pupil is the abnormal one in anisocoria and why it matters.

Why strep throat hits like a freight train once you’re over 35, especially in the middle of a business trip.

A reminder that neuro-ophthalmologists are magical creatures who can diagnose a Horner syndrome with nothing but a dark room, a penlight, and an unreasonable amount of patience.

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This week on Glauc Talk, Kristin and I unpack the bizarre ways people twist “correlation vs. causation” and why apparently every high school should have a mandatory class on basic biostats. We talk about protestors, parenting, penis decisions (you’ll see), and somehow end up designing the world’s most chaotic public health curriculum.

Then we pivot to something a little closer to home, physician side gigs. From telemedicine to expert witness work to content creation, we break down which ones sound fulfilling, which sound terrible, and which involve denying insurance claims (hint: don’t do that).

And finally, because we can’t resist a good textbook roulette, we dive into gout, from the legendary “can’t stand a bedsheet on your toe” pain to the glamorous world of uric acid and Allopurinol. It’s educational, mildly gross, and exactly the kind of medicine talk you didn’t know you needed.

Takeaways:

Correlation ≠ Causation : A lesson humanity still hasn’t mastered.

Side Gig Showdown: From expert witness work to locum tenens, we rate physician side hustles from dream job to “please no.”

YouTube Reality Check: What happens when algorithms destroy your income overnight.

Medical Math, Simplified: The high school course we’d make every student take.

The Gout Deep Dive: Crystals, pain, and why you should never put a sheet on someone’s big toe.

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This week, I’m doing something different. No eyeball emergencies, no angry rants about healthcare, just gratitude. In this Thanksgiving special, I’m giving thanks to the people who shaped me: my high school English teacher who believed in my writing, the German teacher who let me hide pencils in my hair, the residency mentor who saw the future ophthalmologist before I did, and, of course, Lady Glaucomflecken, for saving my life and still occasionally letting me win arguments. It’s a trip through memory, laughter, and a few truly terrible cafeteria meals.

Takeaways:

How one sarcastic high school teacher helped launch Dr. Glaucomflecken’s comedy career.

Why reading Pride and Prejudice didn’t stick, but satire did.

The German teacher who taught Will the power of laughter (and great comedic timing).

The med school mentor who predicted his future in ophthalmology before he did.

A heartfelt thank-you to Lady G, the real hero behind every punchline (and heartbeat).

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This week, Kristin and I dig into my long-overdue skin check, a gift from my mom (because nothing says “happy birthday” like preventative medicine). We talk about awkward gown moments, dermatologists who multitask like superheroes, and why apparently I’m not famous in derm circles.

Then we get a little more serious about why it takes forever to get a doctor’s appointment, how the physician shortage is affecting care, and what it really looks like behind the scenes when you’re trying to squeeze emergency patients into a full clinic.

And because no episode is complete without chaos, we end with heart anatomy roulette, everything from ejection fraction to pericardial tamponade to “who decided to name it heart block?”

Takeaways:

What happens when your doctor wields liquid nitrogen like John Wick.

Why Kristin wears SPF indoors and Will’s toothpaste-based sunscreen hack gone wrong.

What happens when patients can’t get in anywhere and how ophthalmologists end up triaging headaches.

The chaotic cardiology review that covers everything from ejection fraction to pericardial tamponade.

The CPR conversation that turns unexpectedly sentimental (and slightly morbid).

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In this episode, I’m breaking down what a week of ophthalmology call actually looks like, why retinal detachments aren’t the emergency you think they are, and how one cartoon wolf ended up being my latest ocular diagnosis. Plus, in the latest installment of my “Signs and Symptoms” series, we’re talking eyelash loss, bleeding eyes (aka hyphema), and the fine line between “put your pants on now” and “you can wait till morning."

Takeaways:

Why not every “retinal detachment” is a middle-of-the-night emergency.

The eye condition that might explain why a cartoon wolf’s eyes bulge out of his head.

What eyelash loss can really mean and when it’s time to worry about eyelid cancer.

How trauma, herpes, and tumors can all lead to blood in the eye (and why that’s a big deal).

The three-step ophthalmologist plan for every hyphema: couch, drops, and call us.

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If you want more information on models I use:

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Kristin and I start off by talking about puzzles, rainy vacations, and why Scotland might be the best place on earth, mostly because they have giant defibrillator kiosks just sitting out in public. Then, somehow, that conversation spirals into an in-depth analysis of Kristin’s many fears (spiders, the ocean, nouns too close to her face: you name it).

We also dive back into our favorite recurring segment: “Pick a Random Page From the Medical Book and Hope It’s Not Biochemistry.” Spoiler: it is biochemistry. We try to remember what the endoplasmic reticulum actually does, argue about the word “moiety,” and eventually land in a conversation about plant reproductive organs.

Takeaways:

Fear Factor: Flanary Edition. We build the definitive list of Kristin’s greatest fears.

Why America needs to step up its public AED game.

What do they have in common? They all terrify Kristin.

A chaotic attempt to explain the endoplasmic reticulum without Googling (we failed).

When a conversation about cell biology somehow ends in botany.

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I’m trying something new: differentials. Each episode, I’ll pick one ocular sign and one ocular symptom, and walk you through everything that could cause them. This week: the mysterious “abnormal red reflex” and the all-too-common “my eyes are burning.” From cataracts and retinoblastoma to blepharitis and bad makeup glue, I’m breaking down the real possibilities, one red, irritated eyeball at a time. It’s part med school, part comedy, and yes, you might just become an honorary ophthalmologist by the end of it.

Takeaways:

Why an “abnormal red reflex” might mean anything from cataract to retinoblastoma.

The simplest test pediatricians use to spot dangerous eye conditions early.

How blepharitis and clogged oil glands cause that all-too-familiar burning sensation.

The surprising eye problems linked to makeup, contact lenses, and preservatives.

Why ophthalmologists love differentials and how this new series might just teach you to think like one.

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This week, Kristin and I sit down with Wendy Bryan Lazar, the founder of I Heart Guts, the company making plush organs so lovable you almost forget they’re based on, you know, actual human guts. We dive into how she turned her background in design and a deep love of anatomy into a wildly successful brand that celebrates the weird, wonderful world inside us.

We talk about the real challenges of bringing humor to healthcare, the joy of making science accessible (and huggable), and how one person’s creative spark can make millions of people laugh at their livers.

Takeaways:

How a love of anatomy turned into one of the most unique brands in science art.

Why humor might be medicine’s best marketing tool.

How Wendy bridges the gap between art, science, and empathy.

The surprising ways I Heart Guts supports education, patients, and healthcare pros.

Want more Wendy Bryan Lazar:

https://www.instagram.com/iheartguts/

https://www.tiktok.com/@iheartguts

https://www.facebook.com/iheartguts

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If you want more information on models I use:

Anatomy Warehouse provides for the best, crafting custom anatomical products, medical simulation kits and presentation models that create a lasting educational impact.  For more information go to Anatomy Warehouse DOT com. Link: https://anatomywarehouse.com/?aff=14 Plus for 15% off use code: Glaucomflecken15

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