This week the boys wrote a family drama about a father and husband who drinks too much and stays out too late with the boys. One night after a late weeknight binge he urinates on a homeless man to impress his friends, but it turns out that homeless man is actually a wicked wizard who swaps bodies and lives with him until he solves riddles three.

Starring: Mark Wahlberg and Steve-O

This week the boys wrote a western vampire heist movie!

Starring: Jesse Ventura, Sam Elliott, Heath Ledger, and Bat Boy

This week the boys wrote a techno-horror movie about an IT techie type who accidentally unleashes an evil homicidal AI upon the world.

Starring: Paul Dano and Cortana

This week the boys fail to write a movie, but they do talk a lot about ranch!

This week the boys write a Christmas movie classic about two friends who are home for the holidays, and turns out their bitter rivalry from high school is also home for the holidays. The two friends sign up for the local Christmas cheer competition to see who will become the next Santa Claus at the town mall, and you guessed it chaos ensues!

Starring: Channing Tatum, John Cena, Reba McEntire, and Katherine Heigl

This week the boys wrote the origin story for the soon to be legendary superhero Microplastic Man!

Starring: Mike Rowe and Joe Pera

This week the boys wrote a movie about a hot young celebrity chef who parties a little too hard and ends up having to do community service by serving lunch at a Las Vegas high school.

Starring: Machine Gun Kelly, Wanda Sykes, Bryan Cranston, Sean Connery, and Meryl Streep

This week the boys wrote a movie about a family that goes to upstate New York for vacation, and some crazy shit happens!

Starring: Owen Wilson, Rihanna, and Hasbulla

This week the boys wrote a movie about a group of friends who own a small pizzeria in Brooklyn NY and play in a local pizza baseball league until one day they get a shot at the major leagues.

Starring: Redman, Method Man, Julia Louis-dreyfus, Mariska Magdolna, and Simon and Garfunkel

This week the boys wrote a movie about a little Mormon boy who dies and gets to create his own world in the afterlife.

Starring: Jaden Smith and Zach Braff