We Can't Pick a Title Podcast

We Can't Pick a Title Podcast

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We Can't Pick a Title Podcast episodes

  • Episode 33: Syrup On Your Eggs?

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    This one is definitely a topicless party. 
    We go back and forth in the Great breakfast condiment debate. Do you put syrup on your eggs? We get disgusted while tossing around the pigskin. We talk Lucy the elephant and ways to get your elephant famous. Did you know Jason Bourne is based on a real guy who had amnesia? Yeah, JT barely knew as well. He talks about his new favourite podcast, Unexplained Mysteries on Parcast network. 
    We get fired up about Spontaneous human combustion and fire up the Mk Ultra. BG lays out her opinion on the last season of Pretty Hard Cases and JT discovers British cursing sounds more elegant. We flip the script on Method acting and wonder if Animals do method acting.  BG Nature goes hard on bottle smashers and in Speculation Corner we ask; Is drinking urine good for you? We spill the guts on Lady Bathory and discuss the origin of Hot Toddy. Also, How did Clamato become a thing? 
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    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode 32: Maps, Music & Mischief

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    The dog ate my homework episode....
    We had some technical difficulties so you'll miss a bit of JT's closeups we all love.
    In this episode we learn that TV is a good medium but large is better.  We talk plants talking to each other and defending themselves...with swords!! These burps brought to you by A&W Root Beer. We learn that JT is ok being a Podcast sex worker and BG Nature reveals that baby giraffes are called Steven.  We enjoy some of "Tom Green's new house band, House Green" and turns out Chris Columbus is not BG's favourite dude!
    We talk Earworms and songs stuck in your head. We hear some scary falling asleep at the wheel stories and learn all about the bum's rush.
    We ask the age old questions; Where does the word America come from? Why do we listen to less music as we age? Does Cyndi Lauper have other songs? 
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    Search in Spotify for DUST RATTLE by DamnCoyoteChris

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Quickies Episode 6: Cocaine Bear sequels, prequels & freakuels!

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    Inspired by the hit movie Cocaine Bear, we pull animals and drugs from a hat and turn them into hit movie ideas! This one is full of M. Night Shyamalama ding dong twists. This is one that can't be described, you just gotta watch and listen!

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    25 min
  • Episode 31: What Does The Soul Weigh?

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    BG talks all things plants and explains why EVERYONE has kale in their garden. B-G explains self-seeding while J.T. tries to impress her with his bottlecap flicks. J.T. offers some more “tips” during JT's Bodily Function Science Show. We find out that we could have had elephants roaming wild in North America but that wuss Abe Lincoln screwed it all up. We coin the phrase Joe Biden your time and enjoy some Unnecessary mic checks. BG discovers crepey neck skin but learns to go with the flow like a virgo. We hack on Bill Cosby again but LOVE on Lily Tomlin, Andrea Martin, Carol Burnett, Aasif Mandvi, Mike Colter, Evil TV show and Better Call Saul. We ask the age old questions; What does the soul weigh? and Do You Believe in Demons?    B-G gets emotional and JT has way too many projects going. Turns out we have Different takes on the sistine chapel and we learn all about the hokey cokey. JT Science runs Speculation Corner where we discover The Less You Know, The More You Guess. B-G gives a shout-out to Dax who is all about the pits, tits & slits.   

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 30: Strippers & Scrapbooking Y'all!

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    Heads up folks. JT feels all the feelings in this one. We talk about it a bit and spray inspiration all over the place. We discuss Zach Galifianakis and coin the term bum crumbs. We show off our extensive knowledge on Giant sloths and the Superbowl. Are ass slaps still a thing in football? B-G gives us some Pipe cleaning tips and JT talks stage fright vomiting.  We talk Tom Sizemore, especially his timeless role in Sunny in Philadelphia. B-G calls Conan O'Brien out to the parking lot for a ginge-off. Otherwise known as a ginger fight. We discover nobody looks at photos anymore and ask whatever happened to scrapbooking? We also talk data storage, ballerina shoes and strippers. It's still patent pending but we invent the Stripper Loonie Cleaner 5000. We bring up magnet fishing, and meet Little Bertram.  We talk intimacy and sensuality and plug a new venture from a couple friends of ours.
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    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 29: Cocaine Bear & Meth Salmon!

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    We talk about the new movie Cocaine bear and ask what other movie would you like to see drug/animal combos? We break out the Black Tuna weed and listen to Bobbie's fishing puns and find out JT can break down all drugs into 3 categories. We touch on X-rated Pixar movies and Mr. Plow! We tell you what movies made us feel ripped off and once again, we talk orgies! We just can't help it sometimes. JT integrates his trademark sex tactics with battle tactics and we learn being a grower and not a shower has its advantages. We discover that you wanna be in the right headspace before buying crack. Make sure you meditate first and don't bring your crappy energy to the drug dealer's house, Get your chi together! 


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    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 28: Brain Slugs, Bubble Tea & Bobbie Justice!

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    ***Intensity warning on this one.***
    About halfway through, we talk murderers and rapists being let out of jail while Bobbie Justice sharpens her woodchipper for the latest sex offender turned loose. We talk about Dendrophilia and getting way too close to nature.  We catch up on shows we love like Righteous Gemstones and Better Call Saul. We find out we need a bubble tea expert and ask "Can you have a non sexual orgy?"  When's the last time you had a popsicle? Why is it called a brainwash? Why does nobody ever brain dry you? How many degrees of separation between a brain slug and Kevin bacon? B-G divulges a little more info about her upcoming lip sync performances and J.T. gets all political and stuff.  We also talk Costco, corporations, The Boys, Lawnmower Man and Veggie Tales propaganda.

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    1 hr 31 min
  • Episode 27: BullChippin!!

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    Heyyy!! You finally get to see how the sausage is made! Full video for your peeping pleasure! Enjoy while we talk about bullchippin, psychic parrots and crappy tiger king movies. We talk G-spots and every other letter of spot that's out there. We find out Glory holes are where it's at and that BG thinks cat whiskers are lucky. JT takes his asthma reaaallly seriously and falls in love with himself and the camera. Flights of fancy as we talk about damn yorkies always flying around the bird feeders. We learn how not to preserve your pulled teeth and that JT is good at sex??? Fly on The Wall podcast is rubbing off on Bobbie as she works on her Dana Carvey character impressions. We brainstorm language apps and JT shows us how to make frozen lemonade. Find out our cat Beasty purrfurs a good car chase movie and watch out for the jizz in the end. And the answer...was a Gibbon. Please let us know what you think of the video version.

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 26: Live! Love! Blaze!

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    In this EXTRA LARGE episode, we tackle some hard hitting topics. For real this time. Of course, it's packed full of HIGH JINX as well. We talk about using brain dead women as surrogates so yeah, there's that. We also learn about a man that survived both WW2 ending nuclear explosions. Don't get all sad on us though cause we also talk about swingers, dickies and brown diapers! We also discuss new TV shows FROM and The Devil's Hour. We drive down memory lane talking about playing guys and dolls.  We find out JT has a loose concept of laundry and Sex Ed and learn that Bobbie is NOT a squid! We learn the reason why vampires can't see their reflection and they must have trouble doing their hair. B-G thinks she's the Sheriff of continuity and JT becomes Jason “The Rat Hitman” Thompson. Always remember, Live! Love! Blaze!

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    1 hr 43 min
  • Episode 25: Billy Bass & Bikini Wax!

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    What's your favourite 90's movie? If you didn't have to pay for one thing the rest of your life, what would it be? Why is it called horseradish?
    We cover all that and more in this ALL OVER episode! We talk gross Lemonade talk, snowbirds, arthritis and that sweeeet granddaddy purp! B-G throws out some sweet puns and JT sings a creepy happy birthday! Are you a cat person, dog person or platypus person? JT tells his Corrupted lightning story and we discuss the nuances of waxing and Genie bottles. We also discover why some people have a glass coffee table. Enjoy folks!

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    1 hr 10 min

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Here it is folks. Husband & Wife comedy duo B-G & J.T. have excellent jib-jab and it's about time to share it with the rest of the world. Let's just say we have a "unique" way of looking at…