The Astronauts are waiting on their Trump Rally Credentials to come through. Melissa realizes she is a stereotypical woman, and Alex defends his right to be an unmarried man.

Melissa shares why she shouldn't drink while Alex recaps Easter. The Astronauts delve into the Kardashians and Kendall's Pepsi ad. A tip of the hat to David Tankersley from Memphis, TN. 

The uninformed Astronauts talk foreign policy and offer up the only men that can solve it. Melissa is gearing up for Easter and Alex give us the true meaning of the Holiday (or not, he doesn't remember much from Catholic School). 

The Astronauts talk about google being half of their brain. Melissa goes to Washington and realizes she hates selfies. We also have a run down of the CHIPS movie and just how you should be watching your movies.

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The astronauts talk Sexy Pikachus which leads to Dicks...Sporting Goods. Dave Russell also stumbles upon a podcast he can't possibly imagine. Mad shout outs to Ethan Ashby from Memphis,TN. Make sure to check up on all the news and conversations at the "We Could Have Been Astronauts" Face Book Group Page.

Alex introduces Stanley McGregor, and Melissa shows she does in fact have the human emotion of love.

It truly is a Dave Russell redemption. The astronauts prepare for a blizzard and find out if Alex is a cat or dog man.  

Alex goes completely off the rails as he downs more Red Bull. Melissa tries to keep it on the rails with her story about the janitor seeing her naked. 

The Astronauts debate fast food, and Dave Russell's credibility is questioned.

The astronauts decide which guns to use in the apocalypse. Melissa talks about her implosion and cop issues while Alex sits and judges