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The Astronauts both ignore possible dead people in cars. Melissa shares her favorite after surgery treat and Alex feels like he is now a cat person.

The Astronauts have the worst Super Bowl predictions. Melissa just has to see Michael Jackson's belly button and Alex starts another new religion based upon a little known biblical figure.

The Astronauts want their own national month of recognition. Melissa dips into the shady world of Adult Bingo and Alex wonders if he's allowed to think 18 year old girls are pretty.

The Astronauts talk dentist etiquette and toothbrush colors. Melissa may not be as German as she thought and Alex comes in hot with advice that maybe shouldn't be followed.

The Astronauts want you to let your lamp light shine on their Facebook Page. Melissa makes more resolutions that may or may not include murdering Dace Russell and Alex gives us a peak into how he would handle the I-95 pileup. Also, shout out to our sole listener in Hesse Germany.

The Astronauts pour a 40 for Betty. Alex finds the most shocking story on Reddit, while Melissa starts the year off with a good cry over a questionable sports figure.

The Astronauts decide to take all of their health care advice from Terry Bradshaw. Melissa is still waiting to be embraced by the Lamp Lovers Community and Alex has a problem with the 'TH" at the end of the word Meth.

The Astronauts continue a Christmas Tradition. Alex phones in from the Netherlands and Melissa finds a new group of people who share her passion. Merry Holidays Everyone!