We Could Have Been Astronauts

We Could Have Been Astronauts

By Alex Bishop & Melissa MannComedySociety & CulturePersonal Journals
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We Could Have Been Astronauts episodes

  • Hateful and Angry

    The Astronauts get a little boozy. Alex serves out more positive life advice while railing on loud music blasting from cars. Melissa listens and learns and offers lodging for Floridian Expats.

    22 min
  • Obligatory Hello

    The Astronauts change their names. Melissa starts a new app, and Alex gives the listeners an air quality check.

    Join the Astronaut on their We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group. We don't post much and when we do….it's crap.

    22 min
  • Alex The American

    The Astronauts chat about Chat GPT. Alex goes on a listener shout out rampage and Melissa still backs up her Neil Diamond fandom.

    Remember to join the Astronauts on their ill managed Facebook Group, We Could Have Been Astronauts, and tell us the worst thing you've ever smelled.

    20 min
  • Foucs On The Anomaly

    The Astronauts try to pronounce the name of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Tequila. Melissa begs Alex to watch Ghostbusters, while ABish finally nails a coherent analogy

    26 min
  • How Many ESPNs

    The Astronauts finally weigh in on the Super Bowl Half Time Show (we know, you've been waiting). Alex has sleep troubles and Melissa gets felt up @ a farm show.

    26 min
  • How Many ESPNs

    The Astronauts review the Super Bowl Halftime Show 2 weeks late. Alex has night terrors and Melissa recounts the last time she got a good ass slapping.

    Join the Astronauts on that Face Space @ We Could Have Been Astronauts FB Group. We are in terrible need of friends

    26 min
  • Not Today Either

    Surprise, the Astronauts are back! Melissa feels very much like a Tombstone pizza while Alex sort of embraces his Guatemalan Heritage. Feel free to join us on the We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group (It's the only social media we can figure out).

    35 min
  • Breakfast BLT

    The Astronauts discuss bagels and the masterful food workers who serve them. Alex eulogizes himself as his liver takes a leave and Melissa looks into unorthodox healthcare providers.

    17 min

About We Could Have Been Astronauts

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Two practical strangers on the launch pad to nowhere, discussing culture, that thing you did last summer, and shame spirals.