SHOW NOTES: 

Casi-oh-no - the robot voice makes us feel sexy

Personality Starters - swords are due for a comeback

Quantum Leapcast - the jail is packed with historical figures

Scrooge 2020 - wake up Jonathan Winters

The LED Hat - Shoko Asahara sends five magic rings to five special children

Free Beer and the Blood - it all tastes like permanent marker and grapes

Sleepy: Sleepy: Sleepy: Sleep With MIchael Moore - we need to make his intentions very clear

Rhythms for Work - this next song is called "Palantir Calls"

Astonishing Atheist - he's making a big scene at The Gap

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SHOW NOTES:

The Dip Slip - AJ and his grade school buddies all sitting on an I-beam atop the Chrysler building

Hello Governor -  our 3-wheeler delivery program was doomed from the start

Your Dinner with Andrew - witness his self-destruction

REAL Prank Calls - make it six foot in the other direction, please

Vitamin D Gummies - Sloopy the Bone Eater

Man - Har Mar trucking that beer back to Atlanta by sundown

Odd Batch - waiting in line for hours to poke the Soviet Pillsbury Dough Boy

Fantasy Focus Group - how do you feel about "bone loss"

Anything In Alaska - great now there's murderers spilled all over the highway

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SHOW NOTES:

Leon B Postigo - we finally get political

The Blindspotcast - an elaborate prank on the FBI

Won't They Will They? - Caillou and Blippi help us save the virtual world

Good King Senseless - sea witch nip slips

Raccoon Problems - AJ's gonna get you into more trouble

Clearings Today, Explained - you can have some new cartoons once you've finished your Hanna-Barbera productions

Heavyweight Polingo Frank - the Phanatic walked so that Gritty could run

Who Chiclets Read Takedom - or, Grinchy Old Men

P.D. Stories Podcast - Paula Deen, Private Detective

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SHOW NOTES:

Nosotrosdamus - these zombies are thinking with their dicks

Fun with Potato Batteries - lemme heat that soup up for you

Pun-Intended Consequences - the clamps are the worst part

Opera Glasses - where is the dog pound seating?

Amalgamnation -  this really seems like a troll

Your News To Live are Melvin - I didn't sign up to have a moon man crush my balls

Dual Tony - it's a pretty good time travel story

Swordan Nighttime - David Sedaris and an assortment of floating heads

Up First - we met god she's a skull with bat wings

SHOW NOTES:

In School Suspension of Disbelief - we quietly stir our toilet chili after lights out

The Evening Zoo - Babs sings while we chuff away with Kissinger and Bono

Pool Party - honestly I'd check out those horses

OJ's Man Cave - we're giving away $50

Thrones - give us a dolphin in space 

The Walking It - we're creating a benign desktop gorilla, or a gasoline powered butt plug

Scary Morning with Yoga Girlfire - Drew Barrymore's big comeback

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SHOW NOTES:

Little Edgelord Hauntleroy - I mean there's some science to the love-o-meter

Roe v Wade v Pepsi - we have a new common enemy

The Kyle Reese School of Pickup Artistry - robot Tom Arnold is sent back to 1988

Haiku Corner - that was China with a Y

SAT Prep - in which Nathan brags about seeing a famous sportsman

Larry Tell My Hour - Bee Larry King?

Danished - from WNYC and Public Radio International

The Sneak - I've made a lot of halves of babies

Note to Know - it's like golf for school