Lenny is starting a cult. A French woman avoided court for so long, she was legally declared dead. JB finally bought a penis pump. The guys light an intention candle and sample some hot sauce, courtesy of Gitsy's Infernal Garden.

Lenny tries to take control of the show. JB found the cure for falling asleep while driving. JB gained some weight. Gutterball and JB met a guy with incest in his family. Lenny has been getting rides to the bar from JB's dad. A children's cartoon in Denmark is in the news for featuring a main character with an enormous penis.

Lenny is trying to quit smoking. JB and Gutterball remember their old racist grandpas. Squirrels are on the attack in New York.

Lenny is taking old gifts and re-gifting them to his family and friends. Imagining Lenny as the Stork. Jb knew a guy that was a professional "slip and faller". JB and Gutterball use a smelling salt. JB is attmepting to become a leather jacket guy.

Lenny wants to quit before he gets fired for taking two weeks off. Gutterball once waited for hours in the cold for a girl at a park. Lenny had a rooftop bang. JB got caught by his mom having sex in her bed.

Lenny is in love with Mariah Carey but doesn't know anything about her. The guys talk about meeting famous people and being mistaken for famous people. JB egged his teacher's house after being called out for not washing his hands. How would you survive being homeless?

Gutterball is served with a shitty (literally) punishment for losing the mcnugget challenge. JB accidentally got stoned. Lenny doesn't know what MILF means.

The guys each attempt to eat 50 Mcnuggets. Who will win?

One of the show's biggest fans, Aunt Kathy, passed away. Lenny is a huge Mariah Carey fan, but can only name 2 songs. Lenny accused Gutterball of stealing copper from his garage. JB is still working on cleaning coyote skulls for the studio. The guys are going to eat 50 nuggets each next week.

Alex Trebek died while the guys recorded last week. Chet Hanks is at it again with his Jamaican voice. JB has been using Rogaine on his head and his face. Gutterball is having itchy ass problems. JB had a threesome with another man. The guys try to buy Lenny's internet search history. Lenny has a surprise in his camera roll. The show has a fan base in India.