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He leads the charge with his #1 hatred: the auto start-stop system that kills the engine at every red light and stop sign. Then the phones light up and the texts flood in as listeners unload. Apple CarPlay hijacking phone calls and blasting them through the speakers at full volume. Radar cruise control that nervously speeds up and slows down in traffic. Lane-keeping alerts and vibrating seats. Blinding headlights that swivel with the steering wheel and light up oncoming drivers like a police spotlight. Auto high beams that flicker like a strobe light. Automatic volume adjustment, displacement-on-demand engines that murder Chevy camshafts, windshield washer fluid that sprays through the wipers instead of on the glass, and a dozen more.
Clay weaves in hilarious stories from his years in the car business, generational rants about what “fully loaded” used to mean back in the ’80s and ’90s (power windows, CD player, and leather — that was it), and plenty of nostalgic memories about learning to drive a stick shift in old trucks with bench seats.
Raw, relatable, and laugh-out-loud funny — this is the ultimate group therapy session for anyone who’s ever wanted to rip the wiring out of a brand-new vehicle. If you drive anything made in the last ten years, you’re gonna be yelling “YES!” at your speakers the whole time.
By Clay Edwards4.5
106106 ratings
He leads the charge with his #1 hatred: the auto start-stop system that kills the engine at every red light and stop sign. Then the phones light up and the texts flood in as listeners unload. Apple CarPlay hijacking phone calls and blasting them through the speakers at full volume. Radar cruise control that nervously speeds up and slows down in traffic. Lane-keeping alerts and vibrating seats. Blinding headlights that swivel with the steering wheel and light up oncoming drivers like a police spotlight. Auto high beams that flicker like a strobe light. Automatic volume adjustment, displacement-on-demand engines that murder Chevy camshafts, windshield washer fluid that sprays through the wipers instead of on the glass, and a dozen more.
Clay weaves in hilarious stories from his years in the car business, generational rants about what “fully loaded” used to mean back in the ’80s and ’90s (power windows, CD player, and leather — that was it), and plenty of nostalgic memories about learning to drive a stick shift in old trucks with bench seats.
Raw, relatable, and laugh-out-loud funny — this is the ultimate group therapy session for anyone who’s ever wanted to rip the wiring out of a brand-new vehicle. If you drive anything made in the last ten years, you’re gonna be yelling “YES!” at your speakers the whole time.

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