We Hate It Here

We Hate It Here

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We Hate It Here episodes

  • Hangovers, Breakdancing, and Rats

    The girls are back recording face to face after two long weeks of zoom recording.  They have so much to catch up on, such as new olympic sports, how boys always come back, throwing up on historical landmarks, and two day long hangovers.  The girls then share the details on their two most recent dates, one involves an Italian stallion and rats, and the other involved his ex contacting Katie... awkward!!

    49 min
  • It's Not Me, It's You

    This week, Emily and Katie are talking about the importance of having your own non-negotiables in your relationships, and they share each of their own non-negotiables. The girls also discuss their date where they almost got stood up by the hottest boring man they've been on a date with this far.

    36 min
  • Worst Kiss & Tell

    The girls talk about what they hated about this week and surprisingly there wasn't a whole lot. Emily and Katie finally had such a great date that one of them even went out for a second time.. any guesses who?  And with true We Hate it Here fashion, they ruined a good moment by talk about their worst kisses ever!! Don't worry, they read yours too.  OH... and if you need help with dm'ing your crush, these girls want to help!

    42 min
  • Jesus Take the Wheel & My Ex

    Emily and Katie talk about their previous relationships and all the fun that came from them. The girls finish up with some dating advice and an inspirational quote!

    44 min
  • Girl Talk With Our First Guest

    The girls have their first guest!!! They talk about the triple date that happened a while back, and Katie shares some new advice from her relationship book.  Trying to figure out where you stand with someone can be hard but we are here to help!

    39 min
  • First Kiss & Tell

    Our first kiss went a little like this... shoutout Ke$ha. Emily & Katie tell their first kiss stories and read the first kiss stories written in by the Haters. The girls also read off the worst Hinge messages they've received. Prepare to cringe this week.

    37 min
  • The First Fight

    Katie downloaded a relationship book and also gets in her first fight on a date.  One date tries to impress Emily by holding his breath for two minutes.  The two give great advice on how to get off dating apps as soon as possible. 

    45 min
  • Kris Jenner Works Hard, But We Work Harder

    Emily and Katie talk about their Cinco de Mayo double date that got a little rowdy. Katie gets ghosted by a country singer. The girls give tips on how to talk to a cutie at the bar. 
    Oh, and stop lying about your height on dating apps.

    37 min
  • Icks & Shotgunning

    Emily and Katie share the icks that you sent in, plus a few of their own.  The girls also discuss their second double date, ex frat boys shotgunning on the date, and give a bit of advice on why not to text a guy right after the date.  There is also a vocabulary lesson included.  

    40 min
  • Block Him Sis

    Emily and Katie talk about normalizing blocking men.  The girls discuss their first double date, hopping fences, and asking the wrong girl for her number. Katie breaks down why she took a 6 month hiatus from boys.

    39 min

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Two best friends experiencing the dating world one failed talking stage at a time.