Known previously as: Dwarf Mafia, Fingernail Crimes, and Doing Anything For A Knut

Nine episodes in and our listeners finally get to hear us go hard when it comes to wizard crime. Join us this week not only for discussion on crimes, but also a deep dive into what kind of role dwarves have in Rowling's Wizarding World. That's right -- dwarves. They exist. Crack open Chamber of Secrets and you'll see what we mean.

Music:
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Known previously as: Flawless Acting, Kelpies in the Kitchen, and Lucius Malfoy's Big Mistake (Part 2)

Welcome back to Part Two of Voldemort's Big Plan! Join Angie & Angelina as they go through each book analyzing the intricacies of Voldemort's plan and where he might have gone wrong (hint: it has something to do with all that pesky murder). Go off on exciting tangents, like... Why did Hogwarts hire Gilderoy Lockhart? Who takes the notes at Death Eater meetings? All this and more on this week's episode of We Have A Problem.

Music:
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Known previously as: Orphan Foes, Snakenip, and Portkeys to the Moon (Part 1)

Join Angie & Angelina in the first of a two-part discussion of Voldemort's Big Plan (we aren't afraid to say his name). That's right, there are two episodes -- because an endeavour spanning 30+ years deserves a proper deep dive. How did Voldemort meet Nagini? Where is all this hatred coming from? What's the deal with the Death Eater outfits? All this and more on this week's episode of We Have A Problem.

Music:
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Known previously as: Big Macs, Generic Popularity, and We Have A Guest

Angie & Angelina welcome their first-ever guest this week and travel (virtually, of course) to Forks, Washington for Chapter 1 of Stephenie Meyer's "Midnight Sun". Get ready for exciting things like Edward's murderous thoughts, Edward's murderous thoughts, and... oh yeah, Edward's murderous thoughts.

Music:
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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In this very special episode we celebrate our co-host, creative director, and all-around amazing person Angie as she reaches her thirtieth birthday.


Music:
Carefree by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3476-carefree
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Known previously as: Hunky Hagrid, Hiccup Weasley, and 145,000 Gallons of Whisky

You might have guessed it from the title -- this week's episode is all about the Triwizard Tournament.



Music
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Known previously as: Blood Types, Angel Dust, and Full-Face Clown Makeup

Ever wondered what really went down on October 31, 1981? In this episode, Angie and Angelina map out those lost hours between You-Know-Who's big mistake and the moment Harry Potter is dropped on a doorstep in Little Whinging...

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Known previously as: 167 Memory Charms, the Aquarium Train, and Storing Children in the Buffet Car

In this episode, Angie and Angelina take listeners on a magical journey aboard one of the most infamous trains in existence: the Hogwarts Express.

Please note: we do not condone, nor do we recommend, storing children in a buffet car.

Notes

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephenson%27s_Rocket (the train available in 1830)
• https://ttte.fandom.com/wiki/Fergus (Fergus)
• https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Hogwarts_Express 

Music
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Known previously as: Wizarding Populations, Lucius Malfoy's Tent and the Quidditch World Cup

In this episode, Angie and Angelina delve into one of the biggest questions in the Harry Potter universe: JUST HOW MANY wizards and witches are in the UK & Ireland?



Music:
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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