Hector is in charge of the Thanksgiving feast, but when a burned turkey comes out of the oven what is he to do? Necromancy. He chooses necromancy. 

Find out what other poor decisions Hector makes and listen now!

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Orin Sucrose is the best and only clairvoyant stationed aboard the space ship Getaway 6. When the ship runs into a magnetic lightning storm in the middle of space something terrible happens and the entire commanding officer contingent is transformed into space zombies. Much more terrifying than terrestrial zombies. 

It is up to Orin to ensure the safety of the galaxy before the space zombie menace can reach Alliance space. Will he pull off the impossible? Listen now to find out!

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Shia and Lindsay carpool to work most every day. Their jobs involve forklifts and plasma cutters so they are generally pretty excited to go to work, but one morning Lindsay takes a different path. When the car stops beside a rusty old hatch and not at work, Shia realizes something is up. Before long the two find themselves in a long forgotten government bunker in search of "opportunity". 

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Riot Redmane has to get back to The Moon to save his twin brother from the evil local judge. With a handful of magic legumes and nothing else to lose, the judge doesn't stand a chance.

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There's a cool haunted house in town and Michele Myers and Jason Kroger are finally, finally able to get in. 

What they don't know is that the purveyors of this haunted house are old school ghost hunters waiting for a chosen one to help bring this haunting to an end.

What known of them know is that inside the haunted is none other than long dead Lucky OHoolihan who thinks Halloween night is just one more chance to sell you a DSL connection, and he'll throw in a couple of phone lines at no extra charge.

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Centaur Bob is a pretty typical centaur doing typical centaur things before he gets wrapped up in a movement to overthrow the pretender to the thrown after an unjust tax is levied on the people while the true king is off protecting the realm! 

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When we last left our heroes, the trio of terrified thirty-somethings with the assistance of an enchanted meat pie and a whisker-whispering hamster were in hot pursuit of John, a two-stripe general manager of a local Blockbuster, and his unnamed ghostly companion. The villain has threatened the local community center with a nefarious bit of alien technology, but the ne’er do well’s true intent remains unknown.

The heroes traced their foe to the local SureLock Cemetary, only to be met with a cackle before the crack of a shovel brought their adventure to a halt.

What situation awaits the heroes this time? What will become of the community center? What in the world is Duck Stab Mountain? Listen now to find out!

Download the one-page RPG pdf right here: https://whashpod.substack.com/p/fury-hill

This week, John from Blockbuster has a dastardly plan to destroy the town community center by any means necessary. Will the three heroes Ducky, Frank, and Chad be able to stop John and his ghostly ally from seeing their plan through? Listen now to find out!

This week we skip the usual format for a one-page RPG style game version of the podcast with the players taking on one character each and rolling some d6 to see what happens. 

You can download the rules right here: https://whashpod.substack.com/p/fury-hill 

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Opie is a new employee at the town's best flower shop. What makes it the best? A giant talking plant (and favorable employee working conditions) called SlamChop who speaks only in rhyme and eats lamb chops. 

When Opie discovers a sinister side to the business though, it is time to get SlamChop out of there, but SlamChop has a plan to make their future as bright as it can be.

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Downtown Danny has a plan to steal a restaurant's secret recipe during a wedding rehearsal. When plan A fails miserably, plan B puts his band of steampunk animals into action to break into a secure vault. Will the recipe be there or does something else await our heroes? Listen now to find out!