Sohrab, Helen, and Declan evaluate the views of Mike Johnson, the Republican Speaker of the House, and the intelligence of Jamaal Bowman, the Democratic fire alarm vandal. Plus, two planes finally collide after a year of increasing near-misses on American runways. Is the competency crisis to blame? Picks of the week: Helen: "The Utopia of the Nuclear Family," Steve Sailer Sohrab: "President Normal," Matthew Schmitz Declan: "The Church of Bill Watterson," Nic Rowan