Trying to keep your long term relaish fresh? Ross and Patrick have been married for two years and ran away to a farm to celebrate. It don’t get no fresher than that! Hear all about their weekend spent with a goat who don’t give a fuck, a trio of golden retrievers, and a couple animals banging in the barn. Maybe they’ll even give you some unsolicited sex tips. You’re welcome!

Jen D. President of our relationship, Wife to Bay, Mother to Niko, and the FIRST RETURNING GUEST OF WHO CARES!!! On this episode, we discuss the trials and tribulations of being postpartum, breastfeeding around your family, and what “playing house” meant for Jen and Ross as kids. Oh, and for the love of god- don’t say “uncomfortability” around Jen because you’ll immediately be dead to her. Ok bye!

Rachel Green is a provocative jewess from Long Island who was called to the bright lights and big titties of New York City as a teen. An all around amazing performer and artist with stories to tell and tips to give, she’s currently touring her sex positive comedy show, “Venus Flytrap,” all over the country. A word of advice, do NOT come for her. You’ll be sorry or end up in a threesome.

It’s impossible not to care about hysterical comedy couple Courtney Maginnis and Casey James Salengo. He hails from the trailer parks of Vermont while she reps Virginia. At first these two were just comedy colleagues but then the gravitational pull of true love was too strong. Take a listen as they share about being sports fanatics, moving in together, and how couples therapy helps them argue better. Strap in and strap on, babies!

The music was loud and the bones were brittle. It was The Great Roller Disco Tragedy of 2019. On this episode, we tell the very sad tale of how Ross went from being a dancing queen to the old lady with thin bones who shouldn’t have been at the rink at all. Also– Have you heard the news? America’s healthcare is bullshit.

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Our dear friends Eddie and Gregory are a hilariously dynamic couple who WE CARE about very much! On this ep, they tell us about moving in and movin’ on up from a tiny West Village one bedroom to their spacious Harlem brownstone where they are plant parents to dozens. Did someone say modern love and romance in 2019?

This week we care about radical babe Alexis Hope Krase! A truly inspirational woman, she owns and operates New York City’s premiere plus size boutique, Plus BKLYN. Buckle up and absorb some wisdom from Alexis while Ross tries to get her to be her life coach.

This week we care about wrapping up 2018 and putting a fricken bow on it. We literally down dogged into 2019 (I know, vomit) and have some intentions for the new year to share. Don’t worry, we’re still bangin’!

This week we care about Ross’ lil’ bro Dave. He’s a talented musician, owner of Boston’s most impressive push broom mustache, and a loving dog father of one. Dave has proclaimed himself the number one fan of our podcast and we’re even bigger fans of his.

All the amazing high brow and low brow entertainment in 2018 melted our brains. We relive the past year in this stream-of-consciousness chat and attempt to remember all our favorite moments. Join us, won’t you?