We Hired a Sitter For This

We Hired a Sitter For This

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  • Ep. 196 “Liquid Billionaires”
    Overview
    • Episode 196 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ recorded on July 7, 2025, with hosts reflecting on a successful comedy performance despite a small audience.
    • YouTube channel viewership is limited to 17 views, risking a drop to 14 due to early episode cursing.
    • Discussed themes in the ‘Ocean Gate’ documentary, highlighting safety negligence in underwater exploration linked to wealthy individuals and current political commentary.
    • Patrick reflecting on his 22-year NYC journey as a sober companion, emphasizing the personal significance of the Kosciusko Bridge.
    • Current coaching role aids financial stability while aspiring to transition into comedy and filmmaking, with detailed plans for Patreon discussions.
    • Bespoke Patreon strategy includes direct outreach to 6 current subscribers and varying content tiers, such as risk story performances and yoga class for remote subscribers.
    • Ross actively participates in family responsibilities, involving quarterly toy and clothing donations, facing logistical challenges with drop-off scheduling.
    • Nostalgic discussions about past experiences, including reflections on childhood visits to Long Island, enhance personal storytelling throughout the episode.
    • Exploration of British reality TV shows sparks conversation about cultural preferences in entertainment.
    • Highlighted the need for improved audio equipment knowledge, referencing techniques from LCD Sound System performances.

       

      Notes
      ️ Episode Details & Technical Setup (01:35 – 08:52)

      • Episode 196 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast recorded on Monday, July 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM.
      • Host Ross performed comedy at Grizzly Pair for six people and felt successful as a comedian.
      • Recording split format with intro together, then separate segments due to scheduling conflicts.
      • YouTube channel has limited viewership – 17 views that could drop to 14 with early cursing.
      • Audio equipment discussion regarding square microphone technique similar to LCD Sound System performances.

        Personal Life & Entertainment (03:01 – 04:27)

        • Hosts watched ‘Naked Brits’ dating show on HBO featuring uncensored British participants.
        • Discussion of British reality TV preferences, including country home shows and wealth-focused programming.
        • Patrick working multiple doula jobs while maintaining podcast schedule.
        • Ross mentioned spitting habit of daughter Franny after teeth brushing.

          Netflix Ocean Gate Documentary Analysis (05:48 – 07:17)

          • Watched Ocean Gate documentary about ‘liquefied billionaires’ and narcissistic wealthy individuals.
          • Documentary explores generationally wealthy submarine company owner who caused deaths through poor salesmanship and safety negligence.
          • Political commentary connecting documentary themes to current leadership and ‘death cult’ politics.

            Patrick’s Early Morning Work Drive (10:30 – 19:46)

            • Recording at 5:40 AM on Tuesday, July 8 while driving to Manhattan for client work.
            • Working as sober companion/executive functioning coach for 9-10 years, helping clients with emotional disorders and neurodivergence.
            • Crossing Kosciusko Bridge triggers 22-year reflection on New York City career journey since May 2003 college graduation.
            • Bridge replacement project completed 6-7 years ago, previously was deteriorating brutalist steel structure.
            • Nostalgic memories of driving to Long Island to visit ex-girlfriend’s family on weekends.

              Career Transition Goals (21:36 – 21:36)

              • Current coaching work serves as survival structure to support real passions in comedy and filmmaking.
              • Goal to transition out of current work, planning detailed discussion for Patreon subscribers about work specifics.
              • Past production assistant experience included overnight tape digitization when physical tapes were required for editing.

                Patreon & Content Strategy (08:52 – 24:54)

                • Bespoke Patreon approach with individual outreach to 6 current subscribers.
                • Risk story performance content planned for $5 tier subscribers.
                • Yoga class content offering for subscribers who don’t live in New York City.
                • Two-dollar subscription level provides access to full episodes beyond the limited free version.

                  Family & Household Management (23:22 – 23:22)

                  • Ross manages quarterly toy and clothing donations, currently bags waiting in car trunk for two weeks.
                  • Blues Clues watch toy making repeated sounds from donation bags, creating mental distraction during drive.
                  • Bushwick free store available on Tuesdays for donations, but car scheduling conflict prevents drop-off.

                     

                    Action items
                    Patrick

                    • Record individual podcast segment during 5:30 AM drive to Manhattan (08:52)
                    • Record segment after teaching yoga class (08:52)
                    • Create detailed Patreon content explaining work transition specifics (21:36)
                    • Upload Risk story performance to Patreon for $5 tier subscribers (08:52)

                      Ross

                      • Record individual podcast segment when alone (08:52)
                      • Deliver toy donation bags to Bushwick free store or alternative location (23:22)
                      • Consider recording yoga class content for Patreon subscribers (08:52)
                        27 min
                      • Ep. 195 “Long Balls and a Broken Foot”
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                        @itsrosserinmartineau
                        Overview
                        • Episode 195 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ features Patrick recording solo due to Ross’s injury; highlights adaptability in content creation.
                        • Zoron Momdani’s win in the Democratic mayoral primary nomination sparked satirical takes from Patrick, showcasing engagement with current events.
                        • Patrick battled strep throat mid-week, demonstrating resilience by performing on the Risk Storytelling podcast, receiving positive feedback.
                        • Ross suffered a broken foot during a pool incident, impacting family mobility and leading to an early return from a trip.
                        • The family is navigating a childcare gap as they transition from school to summer camp, requiring full-time arrangements during the interim.
                        • Patrick reminisced about childhood summers at the Ulster County pool, creating connections between past and present experiences for his daughter.
                        • Family visit to Stap Dairy Farm allowed Franny to interact with various farm animals, enriching their time together with hands-on learning.
                        • Franny experienced a unique moment feeding domesticated deer, highlighting the importance of wildlife encounters in family outings.

                           

                          Notes
                          ️ Podcast Production Updates (00:00 – 01:33)

                          • Episode 195 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast being recorded solo by Patrick due to Ross’s injury and scheduling conflicts.

                            ️ Election Results (01:33 – 03:18)

                            • Zoron Momdani won the Democratic mayoral primary nomination, with Patrick making satirical commentary about the outcome.

                              Health Issues (03:18 – 04:42)

                              • Patrick contracted strep throat mid-week, initially mistaking symptoms for COVID before receiving proper diagnosis and antibiotics treatment.

                                Risk Podcast Performance (04:42 – 06:14)

                                • Patrick performed a story he’s been telling since 2017 on the Risk Storytelling podcast Thursday night despite being ill, receiving positive feedback from Ross.

                                  Family Injury (06:14 – 07:43)

                                  • Ross broke her foot doing a cannonball in Aunt Nat’s pool on Monday, requiring early return from upstate trip and affecting her mobility.

                                    Childcare Gap (07:43 – 10:56)

                                    • Family navigating week between end of school and start of summer camp, requiring full-time childcare coverage.

                                      ‍️ Ulster County Pool Visit (10:56 – 12:18)

                                      • Patrick took Franny to the Ulster County pool in New Paltz, revisiting location from his childhood Summer Recreation program 35 years ago.

                                        Childhood Memories (12:18 – 16:50)

                                        • Detailed recollection of summer camp experiences including memorable encounters with bus driver Jack and his distinctive shower habits.

                                          Family Activities Upstate (16:50 – 18:19)

                                          • Visit to Stap Dairy Farm in Pine Bush where Franny interacted with farm animals including cows, goats, and kittens.

                                            Wildlife Encounters (18:19 – 00:00)

                                            • Franny hand-fed domesticated deer in Walden, facilitated by tenant who regularly feeds them Cheerios.

                                               

                                              Action items
                                              Unassigned

                                              • Record another podcast episode with Ross when she recovers from foot injury (00:00)
                                              • Upload podcast episode by end of Wednesday to maintain schedule (00:00)
                                              • Plan summer pool and beach activities around NYC public pool schedule (11am-3pm, 4pm-7pm daily) (00:00)
                                              • Coordinate Franny’s summer camp pickup (3pm) with pool schedule timing (00:00)
                                                20 min
                                              • Ep. 194 “What a Doozy” LIMITED EPISODE
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                                                Overview
                                                • Patrick’s daughter Franny consistently damages tissue boxes, prompting discussions on structured parenting approaches to address her behavior effectively.
                                                • Notable demographic shift in NYC polling sites with younger, queer-appearing workers replacing elderly Latino volunteers, highlighting changing community dynamics.
                                                • Voting error occurred when Patrick submitted an incomplete ballot, indicating potential confusion in the voting process ahead of the mayoral race.
                                                • Strong support exists for progressive candidate Zoron, despite concerns over his qualifications, reflecting a desire for change in establishment politics.
                                                • Significant criticism directed at Eric Adams’ policies, particularly regarding his leniency towards Trump and ICE, underscoring an anti-establishment sentiment.
                                                • Ross shared a personal recovery story reflecting on past financial irresponsibility, including spending student loan funds on non-essential items like a Ray-Ban and an iPod.
                                                • Patrick’s own experiences of irresponsible spending with work-study funds raises discussions about financial education and accountability among youth.
                                                • Advocating for socialized medicine and universal healthcare, the conversation critiques the existing insurance system and its complexities in delivering care.
                                                • Emphasis placed on wealth redistribution and collective care philosophy as counter to billionaire influence, highlighting economic justice themes.
                                                • Podcast production notes included observations on dog Peggy’s reactions to hosts, indicating the emotional impact of the recording process.
                                                  43 min
                                                • Ep. 193 “Fascist Season” LIMITED EPISODE
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                                                  • Discussion centered on Brad Lander’s arrest by ICE, raising concerns about his potential mayoral candidacy amid local political unrest.
                                                  • Commentary on Trump’s presidency led to fears surrounding an emerging fascist state in the USA, with a nuanced debate contrasting it against communism.
                                                  • Highlights from the Israel-Palestine conflict, criticizing US support for Israel amidst ongoing violence and family separations due to immigration policies.
                                                  • Noteworthy mention of feminist themes in the cult film ‘Opus’, praised for its strong storytelling despite low critical ratings.
                                                  • Ross and Patrick addressed personal impacts of perimenopause, blending humor with serious reflections on bodily changes.
                                                  • The conversation reflected on 12-step recovery programs as models of successful community support, emphasizing functional anarchy.
                                                  • Insights shared on community safety in predominantly Hispanic schools amidst current immigration policies and ICE tactics.
                                                  • The podcast is considering the addition of yoga classes on Patreon to enhance subscriber engagement, with a current count of only five subscribers.
                                                  • Advocacy for age limits in politics was discussed, suggesting no government officials over 50, except possibly Brad Lander at 53.
                                                  • Patrick described his work as a sober companion, highlighting a recent experience transporting a client to rehab
                                                    50 min
                                                  • Ep. 192 “Wonka War” LIMITED EPISODE

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                                                    Overview
                                                    • Ross recorded his first solo podcast episode (Episode 192) due to scheduling conflicts with Patrick, highlighting the challenges posed by their busy work lives.
                                                    • Ross taught a Tuesday yoga class and conducted a kids’ session focused on mindfulness, reinforcing the importance of mental well-being in education.
                                                    • Ross’s visit to the osteopath confirmed his spine condition is stable, showcasing the significance of regular medical care in maintaining health.
                                                    • Franny’s upcoming 5th birthday on June 15th raises ethical dilemmas for Ross regarding convenience versus supporting larger corporations.
                                                    • Ross identifies as ‘far left’, emphasizing that ongoing social issues like racism and classism are rooted in the actions of wealthy elites.
                                                    • The Puerto Rican Day Parade was underwhelming for Ross, who desired more traditional cultural representation compared to previous years.
                                                    • Ross reflects on gratitude for leaving the fashion industry for more fulfilling work, particularly amidst the social upheaval of the pandemic.
                                                    • Financial goals discussed include the aim for both Ross and Patrick to shift from three jobs each to two, improving work-life balance.
                                                    • Plans to expand Patreon content with virtual yoga classes are intended to enhance community engagement while diversifying offerings.
                                                    • The podcast reflects on media narratives that often misrepresent community events, stressing the importance of critical media consumption.
                                                      • 48 min
                                                      • Ep. 191 “In Awe of Thou” LIMITED EPISODE
                                                        Overview
                                                        In this episode of the podcast, hosts Patrick and Ross share exciting show announcements, including upcoming performances in New York City, Dallas, and Portland, while also marking Pride month. Ross discusses her recent success in completing an exam for her lactation specialist training, which covers all approaches to feeding infants and highlights the challenges of medical terminology and calculations involved. The pair reflect on the rigorous certification processes for lactation counselors and therapists, emphasizing the need for continued education and the implications of various certifications. Additionally, Patrick shares a personal story about intervening in a tense conflict outside his daughter’s school, prompting a discussion about biases and perceptions. The episode concludes with a reminder for listeners to support the show through Patreon for exclusive content and to attend their upcoming performances.

                                                         

                                                        Notes

                                                        Show Announcements and Introduction (00:00 – 05:32)

                                                        • Patrick announced upcoming performances: June 26th in NYC for Risk podcast, July 18th weekend in Dallas opening for Ian Finance, and August in Portland, Maine opening for Rose Bud Baker
                                                        • Episode 191 introduction during Pride month
                                                        • Patrick mentioned attending a therapist conference as a videographer where he ‘held space’ for them
                                                        • Ross completed a lactation specialist exam, with Patrick expressing admiration for her accomplishments
                                                        • Discussion of the ‘I-thou’ relationship concept from Martin Buber about seeing partners as complete people rather than tools

                                                          Ross’s Lactation Specialist Training (05:33 – 19:58)

                                                          • Ross took an exam for her integrative lactation and feeding specialist program that considers all forms of feeding (breast, formula, combination)
                                                          • Exam was open-note and taken in a co-working setting with a colleague
                                                          • Discussion of mathematical conversions required for baby feeding calculations (ounces to pounds)
                                                          • Ross and colleague struggled with the math portions, using an app called ‘Breastfeed 2’ to help with conversions
                                                          • Medical terminology challenges for those without medical backgrounds
                                                          • Discussion of contraindications for breastfeeding including HIV considerations in different contexts

                                                            Certification Reflections (19:59 – 25:36)

                                                            • Patrick reflected on certification requirements he observed at the therapist conference
                                                            • Ross discussed the extensive certification process for IBCLCs (International Board Certified Lactation Counselors)
                                                            • Discussion about how some certifications require extensive education but don’t grant prescribing privileges
                                                            • Ross’s interview interruption at approximately 00:24:01
                                                            • Patrick mentioned being added to the Manhattan Birth Doula Directory

                                                              Patrick’s School Conflict Story (25:37 – 39:05)

                                                              • Next day follow-up with Patrick alone while Ross is at yoga
                                                              • Patrick described a conflict he witnessed outside his daughter’s school
                                                              • Detailed account of a verbal altercation between a Black woman and a Latin American man
                                                              • Patrick intervened to prevent physical conflict while his family proceeded to the school
                                                              • The woman accused the man of using a racial slur; the man was upset about his phone being hit
                                                              • Patrick reflected on his own biases in how he perceived and handled the situation

                                                              • Patreon promotion at end of episode, encouraging listeners to subscribe for

                                                                1.99/month for full episodes or

                                                                5/month for bonus content

                                                                 

                                                                Action items

                                                                Unassigned

                                                                • Listeners are encouraged to attend Patrick’s show in New York City on June 26th for the Risk podcast (00:00)
                                                                • Listeners are encouraged to attend Patrick’s show in Dallas, Texas on July 18th weekend at Addison Improv (00:00)
                                                                • Listeners are encouraged to attend Patrick’s show in Portland, Maine in August at Empire Comedy Club (00:00)

                                                                • Listeners are encouraged to sign up for Patreon membership at

                                                                  1.99/month for full episodes or

                                                                  5/month for bonus content (38:41)

                                                                  40 min
                                                                • Ep. 190 “Rest in Paws”
                                                                  Overview
                                                                  • Commitment to Dog Ownership: Hosts reflect on their bond with dog Peggy; highlight long-term responsibilities and emotional impact. Discuss preparing for parenthood through experiences with Peggy; emphasize the emotional weight of pet mortality.
                                                                  • Parenting Challenges with Franny: Analyze behavioral issues, including emotional outbursts and evolving tantrums as she ages. Discuss strategies for managing parental stress, maintaining calm, and the importance of boundaries while validating children’s feelings.
                                                                  • Parenting Philosophies: Host’s focus on emotional safety, open communication, and non-punitive discipline methods. Share personal stories on conflict repair with children, addressing overstimulation, and learning to meet a child’s needs without fear-based tactics.
                                                                  • Milestones and Family Growth: Celebrate significant milestones including Peggy’s ‘gotcha-versary’ and Franny’s fifth birthday. Reflect on changes in family dynamics and express pride in Franny’s development and communication skills. Close with gratitude and invite listener feedback.
                                                                    Action Item: Discuss concepts of pet mortality and family planning with Franny.

                                                                     

                                                                    Notes
                                                                    Dog Ownership Reflections and Family Dynamics (00:00 – 09:29)

                                                                    • Hosts reflect on their long-term commitment to their dog Peggy, discussing the responsibilities, lifestyle changes, and emotional bonds that come with being ‘dog people’.
                                                                    • They share anecdotes about Peggy’s behavior, her adjustment to their home, and how she has become an integral part of the family, even preparing them for parenthood.
                                                                    • Discussion includes the emotional impact of a pet’s limited lifespan and the contemplation of how to handle Peggy’s eventual passing.

                                                                      ‍‍ Parenting Challenges and Child Development (09:29 – 18:05)

                                                                      • The hosts discuss recent behavioral challenges with their daughter Franny, particularly her emotional outbursts, power struggles, and the evolving nature of her tantrums as she grows older.
                                                                      • They analyze the difference between genuine emotional overwhelm in younger children and more performative or strategic tantrums as children mature.
                                                                      • The conversation covers the emotional toll on parents, strategies for maintaining calm, and the importance of setting boundaries while allowing children to express big feelings.

                                                                        Parenting Philosophies and Repair (18:05 – 25:43)

                                                                        • The hosts reflect on their own upbringings and how they strive to parent differently, emphasizing emotional safety, open communication, and boundary-setting over punitive measures.
                                                                        • They share personal stories about discipline, emotional repair after conflict, and the cyclical nature of parent-child dynamics, including moments of affection and reconciliation after outbursts.
                                                                        • There is discussion about the challenges of overstimulation, the desire to avoid yelling, and the ongoing process of learning how to respond to their child’s needs without resorting to fear-based tactics.

                                                                          Milestones, Growth, and Closing Thoughts (25:43 – 27:07)

                                                                          • The hosts mark significant milestones: Peggy’s six-year ‘gotcha-versary’ and Franny’s upcoming fifth birthday, reflecting on the passage of time and the changes in their family.
                                                                          • They express deep love and pride for their daughter, acknowledging her advanced communication skills and the complexities of raising a bright, emotionally expressive child.
                                                                          • The episode closes with gratitude, humor, and an invitation for listener feedback.
                                                                            28 min
                                                                          • Ep. 189 “A Knife to the Joke Fight” LIMITED EPISODE
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                                                                            Also, give us both a follow: @itspatrickholbert & @itsrosserinmartineau
                                                                            On this episode:
                                                                            • Balance & Mental Health: Patrick emphasizes the benefits of cycling over driving in NYC for mental health. Highlights personal challenges of juggling multiple jobs and family commitments, stressing the importance of self-care.
                                                                            • Artistic Influence: Names Jesse Wells, Fiona Apple, and Edan as key inspirations for his work. Discusses how music and lyrics serve as a creative outlet, especially after the emotional strain of promoting his comedy special.
                                                                            • Community & Future Plans: Recaps recent comedy shows in Tennessee, Atlanta, and Rochester, expressing gratitude for support from family and the comedy community. Plans to develop a new story for Risk podcast and consider creating a comedy special based on personal experiences.

                                                                               

                                                                              Notes

                                                                              ️ Podcast Introduction & Personal Updates (00:00 – 07:45)

                                                                              • Patrick opens the episode solo, sharing anecdotes about parenting, daily routines, and his work as a wellness and executive functioning coach.
                                                                              • Describes the benefits of cycling over driving in New York City for mental health and serenity.
                                                                              • Reflects on the challenges of balancing multiple jobs and family responsibilities, especially after recent travel and performances.

                                                                                Artistic Inspiration & Creative Process (07:45 – 14:06)

                                                                                • Patrick discusses the importance of identifying personal artistic influences, naming Jesse Wells, Fiona Apple, and Edan as current top inspirations.
                                                                                • Explains how music and lyrics provide catharsis and creative fuel, especially when feeling overstimulated by podcasts and pop culture.
                                                                                • Mentions a recent emotional hangover from promoting his comedy special and the need to refill his creative well with new influences.

                                                                                  Reading Habits & Literary Interests (14:06 – 17:10)

                                                                                  • Shares frustration about being locked out of a Kindle book and pivots to reading detective noir, inspired by a podcast taping with Ronan Hirshberg and Sam Morrill.
                                                                                  • Reflects on the value of consuming both high art and ‘trash’ literature for creative balance.

                                                                                    Comedy Shows & Future Projects (17:10 – 21:43)

                                                                                    • Recaps recent comedy performances in Tennessee, Atlanta, and Rochester, including a guest set at the Comedy Catch and a recovery conference show.
                                                                                    • Expresses gratitude for support from family and fellow comedians, highlighting the importance of community and mentorship.
                                                                                    • Discusses plans to develop a new story for the Risk podcast and contemplates producing a new comedy special based on personal experiences.

                                                                                      Family Segment & Personal Reflections (21:43 – 32:42)

                                                                                      • Patrick and Ross record a late-night segment, reflecting on their exhaustion from work and parenting.
                                                                                      • Lighthearted discussion about reality TV shows (Below Deck, Housewives, Love Hotel) and the escapism they provide.
                                                                                      • Share humorous anecdotes about travel fatigue, post-flight routines, and missing each other during busy periods.
                                                                                      • Acknowledge the recent passing of Aunt Helen, expressing love for family and the importance of staying connected.

                                                                                        ️ Pop Culture, Industry Gossip & Stand-Up Experiences (32:42 – 39:00)

                                                                                        • Ross shares industry gossip about Pedro Pascal’s sexuality, discussing representation and public personas in Hollywood.
                                                                                        • Patrick recounts a recent comedy show with Sean Weiss (former Mighty Ducks actor), noting his recovery journey and unique pre-show behaviors.
                                                                                        • Conversation touches on the quirks of comedians, the challenges of performing in non-traditional venues, and the camaraderie among comics.

                                                                                          Patreon Promotion & Closing Remarks (40:34 – 41:30)

                                                                                          • Patrick promotes the podcast’s Patreon, outlining membership tiers and bonus content.
                                                                                          • Encourages listeners to support the show financially if able, emphasizing the importance of sustaining creative projects.
                                                                                            42 min
                                                                                          • Ep. 188 “No Free Refills”
                                                                                            Hi it’s really Patrick writing up here on the top. The AI summary is below. Just wanted to pop in and say thanks for listening. We appreciate it! If you haven’t yet considered joining our patreon, here’s the page with all the info: https://patreon.com/wehiredasitter
                                                                                            Also, remember you can follow both of us on IG where we do a lot of communicating: @itsrosserinmartineau and @itspatrick holbert
                                                                                            Lastly, I wanted to share the links to my special again. It’s on all the platforms and from what I understand I make a little more money if you buy it or rent it on Vimeo. I have zero clue if you’d then be able to watch it on a smart TV but maybe you use Vimeo anyway? I appreciate you checking it out, whatever service you try!!

                                                                                            Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd

                                                                                            AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ

                                                                                            Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph

                                                                                            Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy

                                                                                            Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC

                                                                                            YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20

                                                                                            Episode 188 Overview
                                                                                            • Podcast episode 188 recorded solo by Patrick Holbert; Ross only briefly present. Originated on YouTube in 2017 as ‘Who Cares About Ross and Patrick.’ Plans to upload more full episodes and comedy sets to Patreon/iTunes.
                                                                                            • Upcoming shows include Chattanooga, TN (secret show), Kingsport, TN (recovery convention), Atlanta, GA (Onward Theater). Patrick recording story for Risk podcast live show on June 26th in NYC; emphasizes comedy is accessible, despite ‘sober comedian’ label.

                                                                                            • Recap of travel to Rochester to open for Ian Fidance included canceled shows and new material creation. Performance pay affected (

                                                                                              500 planned,

                                                                                              100 actual due to cancellations). Patrick faced allergies impacting performance, emphasizing need for family support during busy schedules and travel. Encouragement for Patreon support and feedback on content desired. Promoted documentary ‘Tom Portrait of a Comedian’ with screenings nationwide.

                                                                                               

                                                                                              Notes

                                                                                              ️ Podcast Updates & Format Changes (00:00 – 04:12)

                                                                                              • Podcast episode 188 recorded with Patrick Holbert solo due to Ross’s unavailability; Ross briefly appears to say hello before leaving for errands.
                                                                                              • Show originally started as ‘Who Cares About Ross and Patrick’ on YouTube in 2017, later became a podcast.
                                                                                              • Episodes are available on YouTube, Patreon (full episodes), and iTunes (audio).
                                                                                              • Patrick considers uploading more full episodes and comedy sets to Patreon and iTunes.

                                                                                                Upcoming Shows & Promotions (04:12 – 08:56)

                                                                                                • Patrick is performing at several secret and recovery-focused comedy shows: Chattanooga, TN (secret show), Kingsport, TN (recovery convention), and Atlanta, GA (Onward Theater for Stand Up for Recovery).
                                                                                                • Patrick is recording a story for the Risk podcast live show on June 26th at Caveat, NYC, and encourages listeners to buy tickets.
                                                                                                • Patrick discusses the challenge of being labeled a ‘sober comedian’ and emphasizes his comedy is accessible to all audiences.

                                                                                                  Travel & Performance Recap (08:56 – 13:01)

                                                                                                  • Patrick recaps his recent trip to Rochester to open for Ian Fidance, including travel delays, canceled shows, and working on new material.
                                                                                                  • Describes logistical challenges: canceled Thursday show due to flight delays, working remotely from diners and parking lots, and dealing with club decisions.

                                                                                                  • Notes on performance pay (

                                                                                                    100/show,

                                                                                                    500 planned, but Thursday canceled), and the impact on family time.

                                                                                                    Health & Performance Challenges (13:01 – 15:52)

                                                                                                    • Patrick struggled with allergies (pollen, cats) during the Rochester trip, impacting his on-stage experience and energy.
                                                                                                    • Took two Claritin by mistake, worried about side effects but ultimately felt better.
                                                                                                    • Describes the physical toll of travel, poor sleep, and performing while feeling unwell.

                                                                                                      ‍‍ Family, Support, and Parenting (17:18 – 20:26)

                                                                                                      • Patrick reflects on the importance of family support, especially from JoJo (Ross’s mother) and Papa, during his and Ross’s busy schedules.
                                                                                                      • Describes missing family due to travel, gratitude for help with childcare, and the challenges of balancing work, parenting, and marriage.
                                                                                                      • Shares a touching story about napping with Franny after returning from travel, and the ongoing struggle to spend quality time with Ross.

                                                                                                        Patreon & Audience Engagement (22:02 – 23:25)

                                                                                                        • Patrick encourages listeners to support the Patreon to help sustain the podcast and family life.
                                                                                                        • Recently uploaded a full set from Zany’s Chicago to Patreon as an experiment; invites feedback from patrons.
                                                                                                        • Plans to continue uploading content (comedy sets, behind-the-scenes) and seeks input on what patrons want to see/hear.

                                                                                                          Film Promotion & Social Media (23:25 – 24:56)

                                                                                                          • Promotes ‘Tom Portrait of a Comedian’ documentary, now screening in theaters nationwide; encourages listeners to attend, especially in Atlanta.
                                                                                                          • Reminds audience to follow both Patrick and Ross on social media for updates and content.

                                                                                                             

                                                                                                            Action items

                                                                                                            Patrick Holbert

                                                                                                            • Organize YouTube channel to make older content (e.g., ‘Who Cares About Ross and Patrick’) easier to find (01:24)
                                                                                                            • Promote upcoming Risk podcast live show (June 26th at Caveat, NYC) and encourage ticket sales (02:47)
                                                                                                            • Upload full podcast episodes to Patreon, YouTube, and iTunes as discussed (00:00)
                                                                                                            • Consider uploading audio of full comedy sets (e.g., Zany’s Chicago set, Rochester set) to Patreon and/or iTunes stream (22:02)
                                                                                                            • Continue updating Patreon with new content, including comedy sets and behind-the-scenes material (22:02)
                                                                                                            • Promote ‘Tom Portrait of a Comedian’ film screenings and encourage audience attendance, especially in cities where Patrick will be present (e.g., Atlanta) (23:25)
                                                                                                              26 min
                                                                                                            • Ep. 187 “Cultural Casserole” LIMITED EPISODE
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                                                                                                              • COVID-19 Recovery & Family Health: Ross recovering from COVID-19; family quarantine ongoing. Franny & Patrick tested negative. Dog Peggy had stomach issue—vet visit led to unexpected X-ray, but charges were reduced after no serious issue found.
                                                                                                              • Veterinary Costs Impact: Recurring expenses for Peggy’s arthritis treatment; unexpected vet bills led to using a specialized credit card. Highlighted financial strain of pet ownership; vet provided discount due to situation.
                                                                                                              • Balancing Responsibilities: Ross unable to meet a doula client due to illness; arranged alternative assistance. Patrick increased parenting role, attending school events and spending time with Franny. Discussion on managing work and family commitments during quarantine.
                                                                                                              • Customer Service Advocacy: Patrick faced technical issues during a movie outing; escalated the situation to management resulting in compensation (movie passes). Emphasized challenges in advocating for consumer rights in public settings.
                                                                                                              • Podcast Content Development: Ross and Patrick plan for Patreon content including cooking videos and stand-up. Appreciation expressed for patrons; discussed editing processes using iMovie.
                                                                                                              • Episode Title Decision: ‘Cultural Casserole’ chosen as episode title, reflecting a metaphor for shared family experiences. Reminder established to note this title for future reference.

                                                                                                                 

                                                                                                                Notes
                                                                                                                COVID-19 and Family Health Updates (00:00 – 13:16)

                                                                                                                • Ross is recovering from COVID-19, diagnosed four days ago, with symptoms appearing rapidly.
                                                                                                                • Family is quarantining together; Franny and Patrick have tested negative and remain symptom-free.
                                                                                                                • Dog (Peggy) developed a stomach issue; vet visit included shots, a checkup, and an unexpected X-ray due to a perceived mass, causing financial and emotional stress.
                                                                                                                • Vet ultimately reduced charges after no serious issue was found, but recommended sending X-ray to radiology for further review.

                                                                                                                  Veterinary Costs and Financial Planning (04:51 – 13:16)

                                                                                                                  • Discussion of recurring veterinary expenses for Peggy’s arthritis shots and additional vaccinations.
                                                                                                                  • Unexpected vet costs led to use of a specialized credit card for pet care, highlighting the financial burden of pet ownership.
                                                                                                                  • Vet provided a discount due to the unexpected nature of the X-ray and lack of serious findings.

                                                                                                                    ‍‍ Parenting, Work, and Household Management (16:25 – 27:20)

                                                                                                                    • Ross and Patrick discuss balancing parenting, work, and household responsibilities during illness and quarantine.
                                                                                                                    • Ross unable to meet doula client due to COVID-19, arranges for another doula to assist, and manages multiple work-related calls without direct compensation.
                                                                                                                    • Patrick takes on more parenting duties, including attending school events and spending quality time with Franny.

                                                                                                                      Movie Outings and Customer Service Issues (28:49 – 43:38)

                                                                                                                      • Patrick recounts attending a school movie night and a commercial movie theater outing with Franny.
                                                                                                                      • At the theater, technical issues with sound led to a frustrating experience, requiring Patrick to escalate the issue to management and corporate, eventually receiving movie passes as compensation.
                                                                                                                      • Discussion of the high cost of movie outings and the challenges of advocating for customer rights in public settings.

                                                                                                                        Podcast Production and Patreon Content (19:59 – 21:31)

                                                                                                                        • Ross and Patrick discuss producing content for their podcast and Patreon, including cooking videos and stand-up sets.
                                                                                                                        • They express gratitude to their patrons and encourage listeners to join Patreon for full episodes and bonus content.
                                                                                                                        • Ross shares the process of editing and producing videos, referencing the use of iMovie and creative influences.

                                                                                                                          Metaphors and Episode Naming (24:24 – 25:46)

                                                                                                                          • Extended metaphor of ‘cultural casserole’ to describe personal and family traumas and experiences shared in social settings.
                                                                                                                          • Decision to use ‘Cultural Casserole’ as an episode title, with a reminder to note it down for future reference.

                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                            Action items
                                                                                                                            Unassigned

                                                                                                                            • Remind Ross to use ‘Cultural Casserole’ as the episode title for the podcast (25:46)
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