Episode 60 –Wod vs Wog featuring Asterios Kokkinos – We Only Do One Take Podcast

Can you believe Asterios Kokkinos is on the show!

We chat about:

• Terrible Australian internet

• Australian comedians and actors

• How much better Australia is compared to New Zealand

• Goon of Fortune

• The new Star Wars trailer, George Lucas’s love of Jar Jar Binks and Disney

• The Ukraine comedian who became the President

If you have never heard about Asterios, here is a brief overview!

• Star co-host of The Biggest problem in the Universe.

• He greatest contestant on Let’s Make a Deal and annoyed the shit out of look at Wayne Brady

• Comedian on The Dick Show

• Beat internet relic Maddox in a lawsuit

• The greatest boxer in the world, defeating the ex-moderator of the /r/ Donald reddit page

• Star in ‘Mumkey Jones stops a school shooter’

• Host of millions of podcast

• And the loser of 15 pounds in the (hashtag) Boomer vs Zoomer weight loss challenge

All this plus a whole bunch more!

Check out Asterios here:

https://www.asteriospodcasts.com/

https://www.patreon.com/asterios

https://www.instagram.com/asterioskokkinos/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/asterios?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1KzxpwJFc

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In this weeks (delayed) episode, we discuss the budget! Turch or Kieran rants about something important!

I'm a little bit drunk uploading this in Vietnam, getting the spoons.

Happy Easter!

Episode 57 –The Earth Is Flat and We Have Proof – We Only Do One Take Podcast

Kieran is live in the studio for episode 57 of the podcast! And what an episode we have on our hands.

Kieran and Turch both have rants this time on very different topics. Kieran brings in the double up of ads on YouTube videos. Turch may have a solution, and the boys have a million dollar idea. On the other hand, Turch rants about petrol stations and the whole experience from pumping the petrol, to paying, to feeling ripped off.

Turch tells us of his week trying to talk to people who believe in the Flat Earth. He has been trying to get someone on the show, and instead found a bunch of insane people who believe that some people are also reptiles.

Kieran tells us about a new lawsuit that is happening in Australia and it involves farting.

Turch tells some airplane stories: a man gets on a plane named because he’ll be more aerodynamic and one about the lamest activist groups, Collective Shout.

And finally a film review of Bohemian Rhapsody from China (no homo).

And a listener’s rant.

All of this and more on the show!

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Episode 56 – Shooters and Boomers and Pedos, Oh My! – We Only Do One Take Podcast

Another episode with Kieran via Skype, and incredibly, massive technical issues. Sigh. Sorry for the audio quality on this one.

With us is returning guest all the way back from episode 10, Damien!

A huge debating/ranting episode this one. Kieran brings up the Australian meme Eggboi. Turch goes on a rant, and Damien actually does the research and explains that the last time a politician got egged, we got the Australian Federal Police. Gotta love Australia.

The boys dive deep into the New Zealand shoot and point out the hypocrisy of the politicians wanting to band Facebook live streams and parts of the internet. Turch reads the statement from the CEO of Kiwi Farms sent back to the federal government of New Zealand regarding their request for private user data information.

Kieran tells us about his appreciation of David Letterman. Check out this sweet as video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65Dx0STe2M

Kieran may have stolen Damien’s thunder again, but then out of nowhere Damien rips out a story about a diamond billionaire who died during penis extending surgery.

Kieran tells us about the last Blockbuster store on earth in Oregon USA. But as Kieran points out, there is one is Sandringham Melbourne Victoria. But seriously, check out Blockbuster Uganda:

https://www.facebook.com/blockbusterugandaoffical/

Turch rants about Leaving Neverland, depfends Michael Jackson’s innocents, yells about The Simpsons banning the Michael Jackson episode and tells the boys that Apu may be returning to our screens. Put your pants on boys, it a huge fuck off rant.

Check out Razorfists Michael Jackson rebuttal here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pnoQqlygQs&list=PLmirOw7JCi826i_J_xsWhtY7jh2sqIlpX

Damien tells the listeners a story about something very personal; a love of a company related to a long time joke between him and Turch, Tatura butter. https://www.tatura.com.au/

Kieran talks about his favourite big things.

And Turch brings in news from Italy.

All of this and more on the show!

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In this weeks episode

Turch rants about straws, Kieran goes on strike and has a fight with an SJW. Turch discusses the UK porn ban and we end up in a religion debate. Enjoy!

Episode 54 – Weird Fetishes with Dahn Rozario - We Only Do One Take Podcast

This is the first episodes we are doing with Kieran via Skype, and incredibly, we only had a few small technical issues.

On this week’s episode, we have another incredible guest: professional stand-up comedian Dahn Rozario! Dahn has been working the circuits here in Melbourne for the last two years. Recently he has been on stage with a bunch of cool Australian comedians and is even hosting a bunch of events around Mlebourne.

Check out his latest show at the Wesley Ann on the 12th March 2019! Tickets here;

https://www.facebook.com/events/262178111169874/

And a new challenge is born, stand-up comedy based.

Turch has it in for Cards Against Humanity, the Communism of comedy.

Kieran doesn’t bring in porn hub stats, but instead brings in a new study showing that spider venom can make you rock hard. Somehow foot fetishes come up…

A cardboard cut-out of a CEO with a pillow raises issues with the police.

We prove that the Romans where just a bunch of Chads.

And Kieran does a weird plug too…

And a new rant from Alice.

Check out Dahn here:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008344715840&__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARDZXg3r58_iF329JHviBHmhWa9nuNfT48UMtanIN-mxeb0KGZG_-WXmxia8DmXW0VTDzYbrEh1TGHxz&fref=mentions

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQphHYlCsgXYZE1R3sqqN8w

And check out @dahndamahn on Instagram

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Episode 52 – You don’t dog the boys and you don’- We Only Do One Take Podcast

In this week’s episode we have the CEO of our favourite news site back on the show, The Watsonia Bugle!

In this episode, Turch tells a fantastic story about the greatest feeling in the world: being 100% right and tells everyone how his dad made that feeling even better.

Kieran brings in stats from our favourite website, Pornhub stats! Turch and Bugle play a fun game; what is the most popular searched item on Pornhub. Turch talks about Ryan Creamer, the cutest Pornhub account.

https://www.pornhub.com/model/ryancreamer

The Watsonia Bugle is back on the show, celebrating his second time on the show, and celebrating their second birthday since their first post!

Big news coming from The Watsonia Bugle regarding a man, Rick Bitter, naming his daughter Victoria. We discuss its reach and what’s next for the Bugle.

Check out The Watsonia Bugle here:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Media-News-Company/The-Watsonia-Bugle-580650262134427/

And the article here:

https://watsoniabugle.com/2019/02/06/local-bogan-rick-bitter-names-his-daughter-victoria/

Turch tells the story of a bucks night he went to that ended up with a delicious kebab, and how a woman in the middle east nearly divorced her husband for not bringing her a hamburger.

The Watsonia Bugle tells us a story of a man who eat half a litre of paint thinking it was yogurt.

And then the boys dive right into some technology stories; how new AI can tell if you are gay and how Kieran no longer brings his phone into the shower.

And finally a Valentines Day story.

All that and more in this week’s episode!

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Episode 51 - Duncan the Drinking Bird - We Only Do One Take Podcast

Welcome back to the We Only Do One Take Podcast!

Episode 51, how did we come so far!

The boys are back in a new studio bringing you the hot news from around the globe.

A lot has changed other than the new studio. Kieran has moved to Ballarat for a new job and he goes on a super incredible rant about induction days.

Turch gives us another Tale from the Internet. In this week’s episode, Turch tells us the tale about John McAfee; his history, antivirus and why he is running from the law, running for president and why he is on a boat near Belize (maybe).

Kieran hops on to... cow Tinder? And we look at some hot bulls.

And Turch tells you how you can get away with watching porn at work.

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Episode 50 – Holy Crap it’s the 50th Episode – We Only Do One Take Podcast

Holy crap, 50 episodes of the show!

How the hell did we make it this far?

On this show we have special recurring guest, the beautiful, the funny, the annoying Jess on the mic.

Jess kicks us off a rant. Guess what, it’s another rant about Kieran. It’s about episode 48. Holy crap what a shitshow. (Thank you James from Sydney)

Turch does the biggest rant of show and it involves mainstream media and YouTube stars.

Kieran reads a fake letter and becomes a boomer.

Jess tells us a story about a woman drinking wine in a parking lot

It’s a new year, so a new segment has been added to the show: Tales from the Internet! Featuring Garfield. (check it out here: https://garfield.com/comic/1990/05/30)

Jess gives us a cricket update, Turch rants again about Harry Potter and Kieran finds his dream job.

Shout out to Ocean Reach Brewery for the beer. It’s the best IPA beer we have ever had.

And some big news about the show, and the discussion of a new studio and hopefully new guests.

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Episode 49 – The First Massage of the New Year – We Only Do One Take Podcast

Happy New Year to all of our lovely wankers out there!

We are starting this year with another live episode from our Phillip Island studio in front of a live audience!

Sadly, there is no dildo testing competition this year. Check out our previous Phillip Island show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJxBRHJkya0 but Kieran finally opens his Christmas gift from Turch and describes it in the most phallic way possible. See the pictures on Instagram!

This year, Turch starts us off with a story about his Christmas experience. It involves multiple days, lots of food, hot weather and a leaky tyre.

Kieran on the other hand, suffering from back pain from too much drinking and being in the spa for too long, decides to get a… massage. With the help of our nurse on staff Alice, Kieran tells the story of his massage experience in full Kieran details.

Turch gives an update on all the previous guests onto the show including Adam La Rosa (episode 14), Nick Traj (episode XX), Ceejayandthecosplay and (episode 19), Ike Major (episode XX), Emkew (episode 11) and The Watsonia Bugle (episode 9).

Our intern Ryan (who has been fired) also makes a special appearance on the show.

Plus we even read out some news.

And Kieran gets the Kieran treatment by Turch.

All this and more on this week’s episode of the show!

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