We Should Know Better

Your favorite substitute duo is back to talk about college mishaps, the troubled youth, and the fact that Hollywood is simply getting too sexy.

We are, in fact, still very dumb.

Cameron totally drives a Hummer.

Singing the Tarzan theme song to a gorilla would stop it from mauling you, right?...right?...

Pineapple on pizza; delicious combo or cardinal sin? You decide.

Dear Florence Pugh and Michael B. Jordan,

We love you.

Put your shopping cart back after use, you degenerate.

We're back and somewhat better than usual?

Clearly our acting was so good that it ruined our camera's autofocus...

Yes, that is spelt incorrectly. Yes, we are that dumb.